GET OVER IT
#1
Get over your fear of talking about sex.

...that's what the ad said.
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#2
(03-27-2019, 03:07 PM)Duchess Wrote: Get over your fear of talking about sex.

...that's what the ad said.

ok, I'd like to bang you like a screen door during a hurricane. You mean like that? cause my last comment didn't go over very well; all you wimmin yelled at me.
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#3
Woooo.

I'm old, mister. There's a chance I could break a hip.  Old
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#4
I'd like to sniff you like a soft wildflower and then eat you like a steak with my hands.



This all sounded so much better in my head.
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#5
Well George Michael sung about it and look what happened to him.
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#6
Found true love in a toilet cubicle?

(I honestly do not see anything sexy or sensual in that kind of thing. I have no idea how gay dudes do that kind of thing)

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#7
Clang, you might want to start with a gust of wind.
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#8
(03-27-2019, 05:55 PM)MirahM Wrote: I'd like to sniff you like a soft wildflower and then eat you like a steak with my hands.



This all sounded so much better in my head.


How you doin'?   99
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#9
(03-27-2019, 07:09 PM)BigMark Wrote: Clang, you might want to start with a gust of wind.

No can do. All out of farts.
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