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Mariners star suffers ruptured testicle........


Seattle Mariners outfielder Mitch Haniger underwent surgery Friday after a foul ball to the groin resulted in a ruptured testicle.

Team manager Scott Servais announced that Haniger was placed on the 10-day injured list after sustaining a serious injury during Thursday’s game against the Houston Astros. He didn’t have a timetable for Haniger's recovery but said he doesn’t “imagine he's going to be doing anything for a couple weeks."


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#2
Oh man. That's awful! The pain must have been excruciating.
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#3
Wake me up when we go go.
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(06-08-2019, 03:37 PM)Maggot Wrote: Mariners star suffers ruptured testicle........


Seattle Mariners outfielder Mitch Haniger underwent surgery Friday after a foul ball to the groin resulted in a ruptured testicle.

Team manager Scott Servais announced that Haniger was placed on the 10-day injured list after sustaining a serious injury during Thursday’s game against the Houston Astros. He didn’t have a timetable for Haniger's recovery but said he doesn’t “imagine he's going to be doing anything for a couple weeks."


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Just using the word "ruptured" in the same sentence as "testicle" makes my legs clamp together like a bear trap.
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#6
How exactly does a testicle rupture, does it just like explode?
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#7
It did last night.
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#8
Have you ever sucked up a nutsack in your mouth? It's kind of gross, but fun at the same time. Is that what your wife did last night? They're the ugliest most disgusting things, but you can gargle them which is kind of cool.
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#9
this is just a little bit out of my comfort zone.
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#10
So wait Sally, are you saying you like sucking balls or not?
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#11
Not particularly, but you have to make the best of it.
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#12
One time I swallowed a raw egg. I think Ski might be better at describing the gargling though. Now I want to swallow a raw egg again.
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#13
I'm being told that my gaseous emissions are not what flowers are made of. In fact I'm all alone now.
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#15
One time I had such awful gas that it burnt all my nose hairs off. That's the one and only time it happened, I didn't know what the hell was going on.
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#16
Twillas neighbors wonder why in the hell she has a foghorn.
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#17
Warm apple cider doughnuts.  mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm. I can smell them
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#18
Makes me think of Fall.  Smiley_emoticons_smile
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#19
The girl in accounting made them. She brought some in.
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#20
I haven't had one in years, but they were one of the best parts of fall. Hitting the apple orchards, grabbing fresh cider doughnuts... delicious.
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