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I Met a Guy who said,
"Stop Giving Bible Names Without Without Giving Bible Lessons!
I was just robbed Yesterday by Moses 
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Sometimes getting your Luggage can be FUN!
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So I yelled COW at a woman on a Bike.
And she gave me the finger!
Then she plowed her bike straight into the COW.
Well, I Tried!
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Funeral
A funeral service is being held in a church for a woman who has just passed away.
At the end of the service, the pallbearers carrying the casket accidentally bump into a wall jarring the casket. They hear a faint moan. They open the casket and find that the women is actually alive.
She lives for 10 more years and then dies.
A ceremony is again held at the same church and at the end the pallbearers are again carrying the casket out.
As they are walking, the husband yells out,
“Watch out for that damn wall!”
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Did I load the board like Aussiebitch?
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Its a belch that marinated.
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(04-12-2022, 10:00 PM)Maggot Wrote: Did I load the board like Aussiebitch?
I love it when Aussie does that. Good job!
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Imgur changed the way they do links and pictures : (
https://imgur.com/a/Wlgo2gR
WHY DO PEOPLE HAVE TO CHANGE THINGS
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Change is good, until it’s not!
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Good Moms let you lick the beaters
Great Moms turn them off first.
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My mom made fabulous wedding cakes growing up. We not only got to lick the beaters-but she would shave off the top of the cakes to make them stackable and we would get to eat that. Soo good.
The first time I made a smoothie with my ninja blender-
I was 2 seconds close to licking that blade-it seemed so natural to me! YIKES!
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Thats the food that kills a woman's sex drive.
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