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10-24-2019, 04:30 PM
Australia lab on fire makes hundreds of bottles of bull semen explode.

A building in Australia that houses a cattle breeding laboratory was destroyed by a fire that wiped out more than 100 cryogenic cylinders filled with valuable bull semen, according to officials.

The Yarram Herds Services's building, located in the Gippsland region, caught fire around 3 a.m. Tuesday and it took 10 fire crews two hours to contain.


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10-24-2019, 06:23 PM
Shit ton of money up in smoke.
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10-24-2019, 06:51 PM
I get carpal tunnel just thinking about it.
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10-26-2019, 11:08 PM
Cows will be the death of us anyway.

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10-26-2019, 11:25 PM
Bart was right.
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10-26-2019, 11:43 PM
I had a teacher in college who swore every bad thing lead back to cows. I kind of think he might have been right.

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10-26-2019, 11:46 PM
Was his name Bart?
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10-26-2019, 11:56 PM
No.

But here are reasons he listed: (Let me see if I can remember them all)

1. Beef is bad for you
2. Cows fart methane
3. It takes too much land to raise cows
4. Cow flatulence and manure causes too much pollution
5. Drinking milk from cows is really unneccesary
6. I can't remember any more
7. Probably veal

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10-27-2019, 12:06 AM
Udderly fascinating.
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10-27-2019, 12:34 AM
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10-27-2019, 05:25 AM
(10-26-2019, 11:08 PM)MirahM Wrote: Cows will be the death of us anyway.


All I can think of is hearing that John Wayne died full of poop. I don't know where that came from. I don't even know much about John Wayne other than he made movies and I once was very drunk and thought I sounded like him. 
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