Sally loves her some McRibs
You don't put the ok in joke.
(12-23-2019, 07:22 PM)sally Wrote: One time I got a McRib for my husband and they had that fucker soaking in so much boiling hot BBQ sauce that it fell through the bottom of the bag along with the fries and everything else as I walking to the door. Real nice.

I hate when that happens.  But, it's not half as bad as the bottom falling out of a full beer box.  ')
The beer box still pisses me off, the gross McRib not so much.
(12-24-2019, 03:01 PM)BigMark Wrote: [Image: 6opJW8v.jpg]
And really, who gives a fuck?
Not the guy who tried to destroy your uvula.
(12-24-2019, 03:07 PM)aussiefriend Wrote: I hope you and Clang live happily ever after. You do realize that shit, aside from being retarded is misogynistic. It demonstrates a deficit maybe even damage in the frontal lobe.
I am a broken man/man-child. It's time to stop kidding myself that I'll ever truly fix myself and be fully normal and happy. Might as well embrace and celebrate my madness. You ever dance with the Devil in the pale moonlight? He has 2 left hooves.
And a mean right hook.
(12-23-2019, 04:57 PM)Rootilda Wrote: She's got other videos that are even funnier but that "punch 'er in the cooter" cracked me the hell up.

I checked out some of Carla's other videos.

She's pretty funny alright.  But, I'm fairly certain that Carla isn't Sally using an alias, for a couple of reasons.

1.  Sal only wishes her hair looked half as good as Carla's.
2.  Sal fucking hates KFC; I can't see her giving the Colonel 5 stars for anything on the menu.

Did she back into that drive through? She's in the passenger seat getting shit at a drive through. I don't think Sally would do that, in fact the very next thing I do I will ask myself, "what would Sally do?"
You couldn't get a clue during the clue mating season in a field full of horny clues if you smeared your body with clue musk and did the clue mating dance.
As much as I hate KFC's nasty ass chicken, I 100% agree with her about their cole slaw. They make a damn good cole slaw. I also agree it should be called cold slaw. I like this woman.
(12-24-2019, 09:37 PM)BigMark Wrote: Not the guy who tried to destroy your uvula.
I'd smash the skull of anyone who even had the thought.
You're such a romantic.
(01-01-2020, 09:57 AM)BigMark Wrote: You're such a romantic.
A sucker for sadomasochistic love.
That's an interesting choice of words.
(01-01-2020, 09:04 AM)aussiefriend Wrote: I'd smash the skull of anyone who even had the thought.

(01-01-2020, 09:57 AM)BigMark Wrote: You're such a romantic.

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