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Matted Hairy
#21
He appears to have a plate of something
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#22
Yes my avatar is a chef at the local restaurant serving up breakfast to Syberbitch.

Healthy Breakfast appetite
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#23
Shy Guy Wrote:[color="darkred"]Now you are what 41? 42? Your lovers are ol enough to be your Father. The averge age of a new Father is 27. The average male life expectancy is around 70.[/color]
Your calculations are WAY off, dimwit (not that it's any surprise). Why don't you go back to your closet and drag your mom out again, so you can cry to her about your 'cancer' while using her hand to stroke your head and simultaneously fingering her twat? We all realize you can't stand to 'let go' of that 'special' relationship you both had.

"Norman?"

"Yes Momma"

"Have you been a good boy today, Norman?"

"Yes Momma"

"Are you lying to me, Norman?"

.... "Yes Momma" *sniffle*

"You know only GOOD boys get to taste Momma's special candy, right Norman?"

"Yes Momma... I... I'll try to be better Momma!! I'll try!!"
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#24
SyberBitch Wrote:
Shy Guy Wrote:[color="darkred"]Now you are what 41? 42? Your lovers are ol enough to be your Father. The averge age of a new Father is 27. The average male life expectancy is around 70.[/color]
Your nutritional calculations are WAY off, dimwit (not that it's any surprise). Why don't you go back to the kitchen.


"SyberPIG"

"Yes Momma"

"Have you been a good PIG today, Syber?"

"Yes Momma"

"Are you lying to me, SyberPIG?"

.... "Yes Momma" *sniffle*

"You know only GOOD PIGs get to taste Momma's special candy, right Syber?"

"Yes Momma... I... I'll try to be better Momma!! I'll try!!"

"Momma can you pass me those plates on your table!! I'm still HUNGRY!!!"

"Momma if I finish everyones plate can we stop at Baskin Robbins?"

"Momma you know I love all the flavors *belch* pass the gravy!!!"
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'Duchess Wrote:Yes, I like apples, so do my horses & so do the deer that I buy apples for because they have stripped my fruit trees bare.

Lay it on me. Smiley_emoticons_razz


~Gogo~

Divine Friend of MOCK FORUMS


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#25
That girl really shouldn't wear blue eyeshadow...I think it went out of style before I was even born.
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#26
eyeshadow

that's the least of it, these sows in their BELLY dance costumes are not to be believed


fashion sense in West Virginia is let's say DIFFERENT when you shop at AGWAY for cosmetics
'Duchess Wrote:Yes, I like apples, so do my horses & so do the deer that I buy apples for because they have stripped my fruit trees bare.

Lay it on me. Smiley_emoticons_razz


~Gogo~

Divine Friend of MOCK FORUMS


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#27
The waiter would need to put down the plates quick or risk losing a finger or two in the feeding frenzy?

Who are those ugly slappers anyhow?
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#28
Momster Wrote:Holy hell. There is no mocking here. Only chimpanzees flinging shit.
Mommy it's spelled

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FAIL
'Duchess Wrote:Yes, I like apples, so do my horses & so do the deer that I buy apples for because they have stripped my fruit trees bare.

Lay it on me. Smiley_emoticons_razz


~Gogo~

Divine Friend of MOCK FORUMS


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#29
Googletwat Wrote:*sniffle* - you wuz mean to mah frienz.. *sniffle* Here's a picture!
I'm not even in that picture you dumb twat.
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#30
Googlebot... do I know you know you?
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