STABLE GENIUS SAYS...

[Duchess]

While discussing the Coronavirus, stable genius says: As an example, we’ve done 45 million tests. If we did half that number, you’d have half the cases, probably around that number. If we did another half of that, you’d have half the numbers. Everyone would be saying we’re doing well on cases

[Duchess]

CBS: "What do you tell parents and teachers who feel that it's unsafe to go back?"

Trump: "... You should find yourself a new person whoever's in charge ... because children and parents are dying from that trauma, too. They're dying because they can't do what they're doing."

[Rootilda]

He took credit again for "saving" millions of lives by shutting things down... which he did not in the slightest have any hand in doing. The governors that he mocked and tried to publicly humiliate are now having the credit for their hard work taken away from them.

[MirahM]

Here is one of his full stable genius speeches:

Well, you know that we have one of the lowest mortality rates anywhere. If you know Biden and Obama stopped their testing-- they just stopped it. You probably know that. I'm sure you don't want to report it.

But they stopped testing. Right in the middle, they just want, no more testing, and on a much lesser problem than the problem that we have, obviously, with respect to-- this is the worst thing that's happened since probably 1917. This is a very bad-- all over the world. It's 188 countries right now.

But now we are-- we test more than anybody by far. And when you test, you create cases. So we've created cases.

I can tell you some countries, they test when somebody walks into a hospital sick or walks into maybe a doctor's office, but usually a hospital. That's the testing they do, so they don't have cases, whereas we do. We have all of these cases.

So you know, it's a double edged sword. At the same time, we have the lowest mortality or just about the lowest mortality in the world. We're doing a great job. We're doing very well with vaccines, and we're doing very, very well with therapeutics, and I think we're going to have some very good information coming out soon.

But we have the best and certainly the biggest, by far the biggest testing program anywhere in the world. If you tested China or Russia or any of the larger countries, of you tested India, as an example, the way we test, you'd see numbers that would be very surprising. Brazil, too. You know, Brazil is going through a big problem, but they don't do testing like we do.

So we do the testing, and by doing the testing, we have tremendous numbers of cases. If we didn't do the-- as an example, we've done 45 million tests. If we did half that number, you'd have half the cases, probably, around that number. If we did another half of that, you'd have half the numbers. Everyone would be saying, oh, we're doing so well on cases.

But when I see it reported-- and [? tonight ?] you can check me out on this-- I mean, they always talk about-- they're always talking about cases, the number of cases. Well, it is a big factor that we do-- we have a lot of cases, because we have a lot of testing, far more than any other country in the world. And it's also the best testing."

[BigMark]

You would think someone in his inner circle would tell him how dumb that sounds.

[MirahM]

I wonder if that is how he talks about his cock.


LOL

I am sure I will make some sick by that statement.


You know, its the biggest, its the best in the world. If you tested China, Russia, you would see it was the biggest. You can ask all the females I know, they say its the best.

[Duchess]

Stable Genius says: So shower heads, you take a shower, the water doesn’t come out. You wanna wash your hands, the water doesn’t come out... Dishwashers you didn’t have any water... In most places of the country, water is not a problem. They don’t know what do with it. It’s called rain.

[Rootilda]

So we're at the point in his dementia that he's forgotten he already told that whopper. Fun times.

[Clang McFly]

Stable Genius says: So shower heads, you take a shower, the water doesn’t come out. You wanna wash your hands, the water doesn’t come out... Dishwashers you didn’t have any water... In most places of the country, water is not a problem. They don’t know what do with it. It’s called rain.

Stable Genius says: Derp a derp a derpity doo.

[Duchess]

Stable Genius says- Yo Semites!

  Yosemite 

[Maggot]

Is that were Yogi gets his Jelly donuts? Because I would be worried in that event, Scrabby can only eat what Yogi doesn't want. And without P-I-C-A-N-I-C-K baskets they may have to be subsidized. Maybe it could be snuck into the Corona legislation. I bet no-one would even notice Then shoot Yogi & Scrabby and call it an accident then claim sponsorship. 


See how easy it would be.

[sally]

So I guess you guys like the new shower heads and high efficiency goverment regulated washing machines that take an hour to "wash" your clothes in a ¹⁄₂ gallon of water? Then you always have the option of the large load setting and an extra rinse that takes another hour because the damn things won't get clean otherwise.

[MirahM]

Stable Genius says- Yo Semites!

  Yosemite 

Obviously it doesn't matter to Maggot that Trump doesn't know how to say the name of a national park. Maybe Trump thinks Yosemite is in Kansas and that they should rake the forest floor and Maggot is okay with that. 

As long as Trump is going to point out Biden and other people's speech then I will continue to point out his every mistake.

[Maggot]

Wait,,,,,,,,It was Jellystone.

[Clang McFly]

Wait,,,,,,,,It was Jellystone.

And it was Boo Boo not Scrabby.

[Maggot]

Wait,,,,,,,,It was Jellystone.

And it was Boo Boo not Scrabby.

You're right! I was thinking of Scooby-Doo.

[sally]

Shaggy is from Scoobie Doo. I dont know who the fuck this Scrabby is that you're talking about.

[Duchess]

Is Shaggy a pothead? I think so.

[Maggot]

Shaggy is from Scoobie Doo. I dont know who the fuck this Scrabby is that you're talking about.

[sally]

Omg Maggot, that's scrappy not scrabby. Jesus.