The contest

[Maggot]

DJ at a local radio station is holding a contest called "make up a word" 

DJ: hello
Caller: My word is GOAN G-O-A-N
DJ: Use the word in a sentence.
Caller: GOAN and fuck yourself.
DJ: Hangs up immediately.

After a bunch more without much success he gets another call

DJ: Hello whats your word
Caller: My word is SMEE S-M-E-E
DJ: Use it in a sentence
Caller: It's SMEE again GOAN fuck yourself

[Carsman]

DJ at a local radio station is holding a contest called "make up a word" 

DJ: hello
Caller: My word is GOAN G-O-A-N
DJ: Use the word in a sentence.
Caller: GOAN and fuck yourself.
DJ: Hangs up immediately.

After a bunch more without much success he gets another call

DJ: Hello whats your word
Caller: My word is SMEE S-M-E-E
DJ: Use it in a sentence
Caller: It's SMEE again GOAN fuck yourself

[MirahM]

Maggot! Don't you have better things to do than to call a radio station?

[Maggot]

I got that from a member named "G" on this forum.