Oh Mom, how did you get so wise?

[Maggot]

[Clang McFly]

 Reminds of the time my mom had her period, bled on a chair and explained menstruation to me, right before school. Thanks, mom. I was fine when I thought you had just spilled ketchup on the chair.

[sally]

Yuck. I never explained anything, I assumed they could figure it out on their own.

[Maggot]

See THIS is why I still have dreams of knocking people out with my pecker after all these years. Hell that thing is like Chuck Norris in my dreams. Yeah thats right Chuck pecker knob Norris.

[Clang McFly]

Yuck. I never explained anything, I assumed they could figure it out on their own.

Well I wish Mom and Dad had explained erections and masturbation instead. I don't think I masturbated until I was 23.

[sally]

If you were too retarded to know what to do with that thing then thats your problem.

[Maggot]

I think that most people were doing that by 14 yrs old. If not they wasted a lot of energy on erector sets and match box cars. I still think of my "Farrah" poster from time to time.

[BigMark]

I always cry after throwing frisbees at the moon, is that normal?

[Maggot]

Now I'm wondering if Ricky ever "finished"   Poor Ricky

[BigMark]

His family called him Sticky Ricky so probably.

[Maggot]

His Mom is quite the bitch. Maybe he went on to become a garrote rape specialist. Who knows.

[Clang McFly]

If you were too retarded to know what to do with that thing then thats your problem.

Well I'm sorry I have 4 brothers and a Dad and not one of them thought to say "Oh by the way, if your penis is growing bigger and harder at random,awkward intervals, there's nothing wrong with you or your penis, that's just a natural part of puberty." Not that I had alot of privacy anyway with overprotective parents and 4 brothers. And by the time I did have privacy, I was more interested in trying on my mom's clothes. Actually now that I think of it, I think I did masturbate while in my mom's clothes as a teen and then I'd have to sneak around to wash them before she noticed the clothes missing.

[BigMark]

Hey Dutch, lend him some clothes!

[sally]

Someone please delete this thread! If Ricky wasn't bad enough now I have to think about Clang mistreating his mother's clothes.

[sally]

I just thought of who Clang reminds me of, a fat Marilyn Manson.

[BigMark]

But creepier.

[cannongal]

I knew better than to randomly walk into my kids room when they were 12

Yuck. I never explained anything, I assumed they could figure it out on their own.

I wasn't planning on explaining anything,  but my kids school had sex ed in the 4^th grade 

Yuck. I never explained anything, I assumed they could figure it out on their own.

Well I wish Mom and Dad had explained erections and masturbation instead. I don't think I masturbated until I was 23.

Lies

If you were too retarded to know what to do with that thing then thats your problem.

If you were too retarded to know what to do with that thing then thats your problem.

Well I'm sorry I have 4 brothers and a Dad and not one of them thought to say "Oh by the way, if your penis is growing bigger and harder at random,awkward intervals, there's nothing wrong with you or your penis, that's just a natural part of puberty." Not that I had alot of privacy anyway with overprotective parents and 4 brothers. And by the time I did have privacy, I was more interested in trying on my mom's clothes. Actually now that I think of it, I think I did masturbate while in my mom's clothes as a teen and then I'd have to sneak around to wash them before she noticed the clothes missing.

Thanks,  now the banjo tune from 'deliverance ' is playing in my head.

[BigMark]

He was a stain on the family name and garments.

[Duchess]

Hey Dutch, lend him some clothes!

Hey Mork, go fuck yourself.

[BigMark]

He should be confined to the Hogwarts School for the Subliminally Insane.