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Oh Mom, how did you get so wise?
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#41
08-11-2020, 07:51 PM
THANKYOU Maggs!! Cheers
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#42
08-11-2020, 08:01 PM
My hope here Cars is that you can continue to be nice and shiny clean with as many showers as you need to be presentable.
He ain't heavy, he's my brother.
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#43
08-11-2020, 09:24 PM
(08-11-2020, 06:09 PM)BigMark Wrote: sally is hotter
She's got a higher temper....ature. But can her jugs jiggle like jello?

And thinking of jello....and Bill Cosby has killed my boner....for now.
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#44
08-11-2020, 09:41 PM
I like firmer ones.
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#45
08-11-2020, 09:59 PM
(08-11-2020, 09:24 PM)Clang McFly Wrote:
(08-11-2020, 06:09 PM)BigMark Wrote: sally is hotter
She's got a higher temper....ature. But can her jugs jiggle like jello?

And thinking of jello....and Bill Cosby has killed my boner....for now.
Nobody can jiggle better than you, Clangy. Your milkshake brings all the boys to the yard.
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#46
08-11-2020, 10:20 PM
he puts the yikes in jiggle
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08-12-2020, 06:42 AM
(08-11-2020, 09:59 PM)sally Wrote:
(08-11-2020, 09:24 PM)Clang McFly Wrote:
(08-11-2020, 06:09 PM)BigMark Wrote: sally is hotter
She's got a higher temper....ature. But can her jugs jiggle like jello?

And thinking of jello....and Bill Cosby has killed my boner....for now.
Nobody can jiggle better than you, Clangy. Your milkshake brings all the boys to the yard.
Doubtful. I have barely b cup man boobs.
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#48
08-12-2020, 06:44 AM
(08-11-2020, 10:20 PM)BigMark Wrote: he puts the yikes in jiggle
I put the heave in cleavage. I wish. I'd have to take an axe to my chest to get some cleavage.
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08-12-2020, 09:43 AM
If you axe nice some trans will do it for you.
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08-12-2020, 10:20 AM
(08-12-2020, 09:43 AM)BigMark Wrote: If you axe nice some trans will do it for you.
Probably chop off my penis too.
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08-12-2020, 10:25 AM
It will miss and severe your femoral artery.
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08-12-2020, 12:34 PM
(08-12-2020, 10:25 AM)BigMark Wrote: It will miss and severe your femoral artery.
At least being on blood thinners,I'll bleed out and die extra fast. My last words will be "Fuck Trump!"
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#53
08-12-2020, 12:35 PM
Yeah, fuck that guy!
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