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**sally** · 07-04-2021, 06:26 PM

I'm not in a fighting mood at the moment so there's not going to be any show from me anyway. I have to go pack my stuff and drive back to Tampa to say goodbye to my Father in law once again. We've been only doing this shit for a year now. Now he's really ready to die I guess.

**BigMark** · 07-04-2021, 06:52 PM

accidently stand on the oxygen hose.

**crash** · 07-04-2021, 07:09 PM

(07-04-2021, 06:23 PM)BigMark Wrote: So what do you do?

Fuck off

**sally** · 07-04-2021, 08:00 PM

(07-04-2021, 06:52 PM)BigMark Wrote: accidently stand on the oxygen hose.

I know, he's driving me crazy. The old bastard never even liked me. He doesn't like anyone.

**username** · 07-04-2021, 08:41 PM

(07-04-2021, 06:10 PM)crash Wrote:
(07-04-2021, 12:50 PM)username Wrote: Sally is one of the few that I can go off on like a claymore and know she won’t give a fuck.
Until greasy foreigners like you (and men in general) start showing the world how you fill out some ball crunching under garments you can just STFU about boob size. Rank hypocrisy I tell you!

is that what happened? Some ‘foreigner’ made you wear ‘boob crunching undergarments’ until they turned into those little pancake titties?

The way your brain traveled leaping to that conclusion I hope it at least brings you back nice souvenirs.

I happen to be a C cup (a D cup if I listened to the VS sales clerk). Hardly pancake but if you’re accustomed to fatties and their corresponding huge chests I suppose my wittle C or D boobs would seem small.

**username** · 07-04-2021, 08:45 PM

(07-04-2021, 06:52 PM)BigMark Wrote: accidently stand on the oxygen hose.

Some good deals on condos in Surfside right now.

**crash** · 07-04-2021, 09:19 PM

(07-04-2021, 08:41 PM)username Wrote:
(07-04-2021, 06:10 PM)crash Wrote:
(07-04-2021, 12:50 PM)username Wrote: Sally is one of the few that I can go off on like a claymore and know she won’t give a fuck.
Until greasy foreigners like you (and men in general) start showing the world how you fill out some ball crunching under garments you can just STFU about boob size. Rank hypocrisy I tell you!

is that what happened? Some ‘foreigner’ made you wear ‘boob crunching undergarments’ until they turned into those little pancake titties?
The way your brain traveled leaping to that conclusion I hope it at least brings you back nice souvenirs.

I happen to be a C cup (a D cup if I listened to the VS sales clerk). Hardly pancake but if you’re accustomed to fatties and their corresponding huge chests I suppose my wittle C or D boobs would seem small.

Did you get a boob job in the two years you disappeared for? Or did you get fat? The pic of you scoffing wine in the members pics don’t look anything like D cups.

Maybe it’s just another of those American things where everything gets overinflated.

**crash** · 07-04-2021, 09:26 PM

Anyway… the old lady would be pitching a fit right about now for us shitting in her crime thread. No more now

**sally** · 07-04-2021, 09:41 PM

We both have fucking boob jobs, how do you think we know each other? I got a better doctor who liked me and apparently her doctor not so much, but we both have fakes. I think her doctor hated her personality and mine was in lust.

**username** · 07-05-2021, 12:09 AM

(07-04-2021, 09:41 PM)sally Wrote: We both have fucking boob jobs, how do you think we know each other? I got a better doctor who liked me and apparently her doctor not so much, but we both have fakes. I think her doctor hated her personality and mine was in lust.

Wasn’t your Dr. Octomom’s physician too? The genesis of tentacle porn.

**Clang McFly** · 07-05-2021, 12:55 AM

(07-04-2021, 01:36 PM)BigMark Wrote: Nipples are way more important than boob size.

Damn straight. *flashes his small B cup boobs*

**sally** · 07-05-2021, 01:51 AM

My doctor totally liked me though, like liked me a lot. He told me that I had a perfect body that he doesnt see often and he will make it perfect with the breasts. 3500 bucks is the best money my husband ever spent because he's even wondering,why the doctor did it so cheap. Jesus christ, if the doctor sees me now, I dont even knoww what's going to happen to me. He'll just kill me to put me out of my misery. Hopefully he remembers me from when I didn't look like a old cunt.

**sally** · 07-05-2021, 02:13 AM

I was always kind of vein and superficial about my looks and so is that cunt User. I had braces and breast implants, everything else is natural though. If you weren't born with a good grill and set of knockers they come really cheap when the doctor has the hots for you.

**sally** · 07-05-2021, 02:29 AM

According to my son I'm attractive compared to most 46 year old women , but I'm still not all that great looking. If you want to know how you really look just ask your kids.

**rothschild** · 07-05-2021, 07:52 AM

Oh my, another cat fight -- and crash is winning!

**username** · 07-05-2021, 10:24 AM

(07-05-2021, 02:29 AM)sally Wrote: According to my son I'm attractive compared to most 46 year old women , but I'm still not all that great looking. If you want to know how you really look just ask your kids.

My daughter told me recently she’s glad I’m not one of those weird ass mothers who compete with their female offspring. As if I could! hah

But I got a lift yesterday. Saw a bunch of people I hadn’t seen for a year and pretty much every one of them had packed on at least 8-10lbs. Some a shit ton more than that. It was weird…same group of people, nothing else had changed but they’d all had a visit by the pandemic fat fairy. I put on maybe 3-4 lbs that I don’t care about. What I do care about is the distribution but I’ve been going to my gym every damn day so it’s getting better. I might start developing spots like old cheese but I’m pretty sure I’m never going to be a fatty.

**Carsman** · 07-05-2021, 12:31 PM

(07-05-2021, 10:24 AM)username Wrote:
(07-05-2021, 02:29 AM)sally Wrote: According to my son I'm attractive compared to most 46 year old women , but I'm still not all that great looking. If you want to know how you really look just ask your kids.

My daughter told me recently she’s glad I’m not one of those weird ass mothers who compete with their female offspring. As if I could!

But I got a lift yesterday. Saw a bunch of people I hadn’t seen for a year and pretty much every one of them had packed on at least 8-10lbs. Some a shit ton more than that. It was weird…same group of people, nothing else had changed but they’d all had a visit by the pandemic fat fairy. I put on maybe 3-4 lbs that I don’t care about. What I do care about is the distribution but I’ve been going to my gym every damn day so it’s getting better. I might start developing spots like old cheese but I’m pretty sure I’m never going to be a fatty.

The pandemic "shelter in place" direction, caused many people to become

A Hunk,

A Drunk,

Or A Chunk hah

**Carsman** · 07-05-2021, 04:08 PM

(07-04-2021, 09:41 PM)sally Wrote: We both have fucking boob jobs, how do you think we know each other? I got a better doctor who liked me and apparently her doctor not so much, but we both have fakes. I think her doctor hated her personality and mine was in lust.

Boob job or not to Boob job, that is the 64$ question!

[Image: flbp-x-pucb-boobs-pics23.jpg]

**Duchess** · 07-05-2021, 04:09 PM

*ahem* This is the crime forum, kids.

**Duchess** · 07-05-2021, 04:50 PM

Don't make me the bad guy, you fuckers. Taz

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