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(01-21-2021, 11:20 AM)Clang McFly Wrote: (01-21-2021, 11:16 AM)sally Wrote: Have you seen the thousand pound sisters? Them bitches are crazy. Maybe you and Ed could hook up with them. Ironically, I don't want to date fat women. Can you imagine the cost of a custom made reinforced steel frame bed?
Just put the mattress on the "floor"!
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(01-21-2021, 11:20 AM)Clang McFly Wrote: (01-21-2021, 11:16 AM)sally Wrote: Have you seen the thousand pound sisters? Them bitches are crazy. Maybe you and Ed could hook up with them. Ironically, I don't want to date fat women. Can you imagine the cost of a custom made reinforced steel frame bed? Nevermind their weight, I was talking about their personalities.
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And a hoist for your petard.
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(01-21-2021, 11:40 AM)sally Wrote: (01-21-2021, 11:20 AM)Clang McFly Wrote: (01-21-2021, 11:16 AM)sally Wrote: Have you seen the thousand pound sisters? Them bitches are crazy. Maybe you and Ed could hook up with them. Ironically, I don't want to date fat women. Can you imagine the cost of a custom made reinforced steel frame bed? Nevermind their weight, I was talking about their personalities. Oh crazy bitches are always attracted to a desperateloner like m. Still I'm more worried about bed mechanics and heavy lifting fat folds to find their vajayjay.
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(01-21-2021, 01:42 PM)Clang McFly Wrote: (01-21-2021, 11:40 AM)sally Wrote: (01-21-2021, 11:20 AM)Clang McFly Wrote: (01-21-2021, 11:16 AM)sally Wrote: Have you seen the thousand pound sisters? Them bitches are crazy. Maybe you and Ed could hook up with them. Ironically, I don't want to date fat women. Can you imagine the cost of a custom made reinforced steel frame bed? Nevermind their weight, I was talking about their personalities. Oh crazy bitches are always attracted to a desperate loner like me. Still I'm more worried about bed mechanics and heavy lifting fat folds to find their vajayjay.
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(01-20-2021, 10:35 PM)Clang McFly Wrote: (01-20-2021, 10:28 PM)sally Wrote: (01-20-2021, 02:48 PM)Duchess Wrote: Thanks, hun. My son's friend tested positive for it and my son is sick now, but I think he just has a cold. If my son does have it then I'm probably going to get it, but maybe not. Clang didn't get it. Anyhow I'll let you know if I die. I doubt you'll die if you get the Covid. My brother Ed is an even fatter fuck than me and he was over it in 2 weeks. You said that the first symptom is diarrhea right. Because I shit myself on the way back from Lowes.
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(01-21-2021, 11:20 AM)Clang McFly Wrote: (01-21-2021, 11:16 AM)sally Wrote: Have you seen the thousand pound sisters? Them bitches are crazy. Maybe you and Ed could hook up with them. Ironically, I don't want to date fat women. Can you imagine the cost of a custom made reinforced steel frame bed?
Not to mention the cost of removing the outside wall every time she wants to leave the house.
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(01-21-2021, 02:09 PM)sally Wrote: (01-20-2021, 10:35 PM)Clang McFly Wrote: (01-20-2021, 10:28 PM)sally Wrote: (01-20-2021, 02:48 PM)Duchess Wrote: Thanks, hun. My son's friend tested positive for it and my son is sick now, but I think he just has a cold. If my son does have it then I'm probably going to get it, but maybe not. Clang didn't get it. Anyhow I'll let you know if I die. I doubt you'll die if you get the Covid. My brother Ed is an even fatter fuck than me and he was over it in 2 weeks. You said that the first symptom is diarrhea right. Because I shit myself on the way back from Lowes. Diarrhea is how it started for my brother. Covid affects everyone differently. I had regular diarrhea from eating too much spicy food so my brother initially thought I might have Covid too.Dammit sally, I'm a fat fuck, not a doctor!
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(01-21-2021, 02:09 PM)cannongal Wrote: (01-21-2021, 11:20 AM)Clang McFly Wrote: (01-21-2021, 11:16 AM)sally Wrote: Have you seen the thousand pound sisters? Them bitches are crazy. Maybe you and Ed could hook up with them. Ironically, I don't want to date fat women. Can you imagine the cost of a custom made reinforced steel frame bed?
Not to mention the cost of removing the outside wall every time she wants to leave the house. Exactly.
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(01-21-2021, 11:23 AM)Carsman Wrote: (01-21-2021, 11:20 AM)Clang McFly Wrote: (01-21-2021, 11:16 AM)sally Wrote: Have you seen the thousand pound sisters? Them bitches are crazy. Maybe you and Ed could hook up with them. Ironically, I don't want to date fat women. Can you imagine the cost of a custom made reinforced steel frame bed?
Just put the mattress on the "floor"! The mattress is already on the floor. I'm trying to prevent it from falling through the floor.
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(01-21-2021, 03:19 PM)Clang McFly Wrote: [quote pid='849806' dateline='1611252554']
Dammit sally, I'm a fat fuck, not a doctor!
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Thats good enough. I dont like going to the doctor, I'll just take your advice.
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(01-21-2021, 04:33 PM)sally Wrote: (01-21-2021, 03:19 PM)Clang McFly Wrote: [quote pid='849806' dateline='1611252554']
Dammit sally, I'm a fat fuck, not a doctor! Thats good enough. I dont like going to the doctor, I'll just take your advice.
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Thanks. I guess you're not an original Star Trek fan. I was doing a parody of Dr Mcoy's famous line: "Dammit, Jim! I'm a doctor not a________.
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(01-21-2021, 02:09 PM)sally Wrote: I shit myself on the way back from Lowes.
Are you okay?
Did I ever tell you about the time I went to a Lowes in Florida and bought a lemon & lime tree and drove all the way home with them in my car only to find them at my own goddamn Lowes?
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I just got my e-mail for the second shot next Thursday. This one just gets done in a drive through. I had to hang out for 20 min after the first whack,
He ain't heavy, he's my brother.
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Oh yeah.............I sneezed once .......In a pool............Almost forgot, Thanks sally!
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(01-21-2021, 06:46 PM)Duchess Wrote: (01-21-2021, 02:09 PM)sally Wrote: I shit myself on the way back from Lowes.
Are you okay?
Did I ever tell you about the time I went to a Lowes in Florida and bought a lemon & lime tree and drove all the way home with them in my car only to find them at my own goddamn Lowes? I was just joking about shitting myself, but he did give me whatever he has because my throat is on fire now. You never told me about the lemon and lime trees, did they survive?
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(01-21-2021, 09:04 PM)Maggot Wrote: I just got my e-mail for the second shot next Thursday. This one just gets done in a drive through. I had to hang out for 20 min after the first whack,
Biden will get a Nobel Peace Prize for this. Never pays to be in a hurry, Maggot.
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Plan '1b' requests open up tomorrow online. Benson assures us that the servers will be able to handle the high volume.
Can't wait to see the Facebook feedback on this.
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The Covid-19 "vaccine" is finally here!!! But is it really? (At this time, only for limited amount of people)
They put a plan in place here to register for an "appointments" to get the vaccine shot. Must have an appointment to get the shot
I used The new system they put in place on last Wednesday at 6am to try to get an appointment, and the system said I was in the que waiting for an appointment and that the system would be refreshed every minute. It was refreshed every minute. After waiting close to two hours, the system crashed!. Then a message came back on the site and said appointments were limited, and all appointments were claimed!!!
later it was said over "250,000" customers were on line waiting for appointments, the appointments were spread out at over 67 facilities where shots administered, unfortunately, each facility had only "4,100" doses available!
The site said to try again on Friday, (today) at "6am". So I was on the site again today at "6am" on the dot, (Me and 200,000 others) again waiting close to two hours, again with the same disappointment/dissatisfaction! Futile!!!
More vaccine doses (millions) need to become available before herd immunity can occur! (Or until at least I get mine)
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