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1. When I was young, I valued money more than love. Obsessed with it. I worked out money was easy to make in the end, but you don’t have any control over the love, and when it’s gone, no money can get it back
2. I’m a twin. I have never tried too hard to be smart, but have passed anything I’ve put my mind to. My brother is literally rain man. He can explain string theory to a five year old, but doesn’t get why his wife gets pissed when he doesn’t put the seat down because she’s just as capable of putting it up.
3. I now have a solid fixation about Sally’s puffy nips. I’m going to meet her one day.
4. I’m worried about HotD.. :(
5. I’m jaded, but I’m too nice to be a cunt irl, most of the time..
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I like the word cunt.
Cunt
Cunt
Cunt!
Cunt breath!
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CuntCuntCunt. 
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I cunt understand this cunning cunt talk.
He ain't heavy, he's my brother.
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1) I'm a Virgo that likes long naked moonlit walks along the railroad tracks
2) I love inhaling helium before answering the phone or placing a pizza order
3) Sometimes I will put a dollar under a windshield wiper if the car is cool
4) If I get my hands on an elastic it always goes around my wrist
5) Sometimes yes sometimes my farts smell so bad I almost gag. It's like something crawled up in me and died. Other times it smells like the clam flats.
He ain't heavy, he's my brother.
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I know you included #5 just for me.
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(12-09-2020, 02:29 PM)Duchess Wrote: I know you included #5 just for me.
Yeah.............. you did say your farts smell like the clam flats once.
He ain't heavy, he's my brother.
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(12-09-2020, 07:45 AM)crash Wrote: 1. When I was young, I valued money more than love. Obsessed with it. I worked out money was easy to make in the end, but you don’t have any control over the love, and when it’s gone, no money can get it back
2. I’m a twin. I have never tried too hard to be smart, but have passed anything I’ve put my mind to. My brother is literally rain man. He can explain string theory to a five year old, but doesn’t get why his wife gets pissed when he doesn’t put the seat down because she’s just as capable of putting it up.
3. I now have a solid fixation about Sally’s puffy nips. I’m going to meet her one day.
4. I’m worried about HotD.. :(
5. I’m jaded, but I’m too nice to be a cunt irl, most of the time..
Damn, I love your 5.
Mirah, you better not be the crochet lady on Fet. Duch, still waiting on questions.
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Do you get twice as many presents at Christmas? That's all I'm interested in.
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(12-11-2020, 06:06 AM)Duchess Wrote: Do you get twice as many presents at Christmas? That's all I'm interested in.
I get whatever I ask for, sometimes doubles. We've been thinking about a secret Santa this year to avoid doubling.
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I rarely post on fet life. I have a really strange story about it tho.
We had a really great secret santa exchange at work today. Probably one of the nicest gift exchanges I have ever been to!
I have 3 things on my list so far!
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We do a secret Santa at my work. It usually works well but last year I got nothing. Either the person that got me quit or forgot I don't know. But at the end the owner says "did everyone get something?" I kept my mouth shut. Who the hell say's they didn't get anything. And I usually get my person a 20-30.00 thing.
He ain't heavy, he's my brother.
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