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Christmas 2020
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#61
12-25-2020, 11:38 PM
My husband got my daughter an electric scooter which I didnt approve of and of course she busted her ass on it. I've been way more banged up as a kid, like the time I tied our Doberman Pincher "Turbo" to my bike, but I'm not letting her back on it anyway.
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#62
12-25-2020, 11:41 PM
Yeah, mine has a big ol crack.
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12-26-2020, 04:42 PM
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Sally, the flaming asshole of MockForums
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12-26-2020, 05:56 PM
(12-25-2020, 11:38 PM)sally Wrote: My husband got my daughter an electric scooter which I didnt approve of and of course she busted her ass on it.  I've been way more banged up as a kid, like the time I tied our Doberman Pincher "Turbo" to my bike, but I'm not letting her back on it anyway.

I got my son a scooter last year, he was 14 in the Spring he went everywhere with it. To the dinky corner store to his friends house fishing....everywhere it was the best thing I have got him so far. 

It was one just like this one from segway.


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He loves that thing.
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12-27-2020, 08:25 PM
So our daughter sent us a Roomba for Christmas, downloaded the app, and getting to learn how to use it!

So far, it cleans pretty good, 90% effective! May learn more to make it even 99% effective.
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#66
12-27-2020, 08:46 PM
I always wondered how those things worked.
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#67
12-27-2020, 09:18 PM
(12-27-2020, 08:25 PM)Carsman Wrote: So our daughter sent us a Roomba for Christmas, downloaded the app, and getting to learn how to use it!

So far, it cleans pretty good, 90% effective! May learn more to make it even 99% effective.
I always thought Roombas were just cat transportation devices.
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12-27-2020, 09:41 PM
I got one for Christmas.
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12-27-2020, 11:02 PM
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12-28-2020, 08:19 AM
(12-27-2020, 11:02 PM)crash Wrote: [Image: GHTp19e.jpg]

Sarcastic   I can see that happening.
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12-28-2020, 01:05 PM
(12-26-2020, 05:56 PM)Maggot Wrote:
(12-25-2020, 11:38 PM)sally Wrote: My husband got my daughter an electric scooter which I didnt approve of and of course she busted her ass on it.  I've been way more banged up as a kid, like the time I tied our Doberman Pincher "Turbo" to my bike, but I'm not letting her back on it anyway.

I got my son a scooter last year, he was 14 in the Spring he went everywhere with it. To the dinky corner store to his friends house fishing....everywhere it was the best thing I have got him so far. 

It was one just like this one from segway.


[Image: ninebox-max-1.jpg]

He loves that thing.
Thats similar to what she got. My son told her to just jump on it and turn the handle, but he failed to show her how to stop it so she fell off and busted her ass.
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12-28-2020, 02:31 PM
The Amish kids love those scooters, but they aren't the electric kind, they are the old fashioned kind.
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#73
12-28-2020, 03:12 PM
She has the old fashioned kind too that actually requires some type of exercise. She wanted a hover board, but I think those are even more dangerous.
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#74
12-28-2020, 08:24 PM
Yesmother. Give her a pair of your sweatpants and put a Goddamn pillow in the ass part. geez. She will be driving soon.
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#75
01-14-2021, 12:54 PM
(12-25-2020, 01:43 PM)Clang McFly Wrote: Merry Cuntmas, shitbricks!
Hey Clang, how is your life? Is your job good? Have people gotten used to you and has that made you happy. Has CV19 affected your work.

Has anyone in here had CV19?
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01-14-2021, 03:20 PM
(01-14-2021, 12:54 PM)aussiefriend Wrote:
(12-25-2020, 01:43 PM)Clang McFly Wrote: Merry Cuntmas, shitbricks!
Hey Clang, how is your life? Is your job good? Have people gotten used to you and has that made you happy. Has CV19 affected your work.

Has anyone in here had CV19?
My brother had it but has since fully recovered. Had to quarantine my whole Christmas vacation.
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01-14-2021, 03:28 PM
That's wonderful to read, Clang! 

Will we ever know why that virus affects people so differently? 
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01-14-2021, 04:16 PM
(01-14-2021, 03:28 PM)Duchess Wrote: That's wonderful to read, Clang! 

Will we ever know why that virus affects people so differently? 

That's why it's so scary, you never know!
The affected person "Young", or Old, can die, or if they're lucky just be sick for several days!
(I just found out yesterday from the Palm Beach Health Department (in charge of vaccine appointments) my wife & I are on their wait list)
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01-14-2021, 09:37 PM
I got my first vaccine shot today...................why are my buttocks twitching? I get another one in three weeks.
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01-14-2021, 10:38 PM
Good for you and that old fuck Cars. I guess the rest of us just have to risk death.
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