NFL 2021

[Duchess]

Now people are saying it's fake. I don't know. I choose to think he's actually doing that. It's fricken incredible and I believe if anyone can pull it off, it's him.

[Maggot]

It's not fake. A few customers came in today and commented on it. He is very good. On the field it's a bit different when you have 300 lbs machines coming at you.

[Duchess]

[Maggot]

You're the bestest!!!

[Duchess]

Today the NFL informed all clubs that if a game cannot be rescheduled during the 18 week season due to a Covid outbreak among unvaccinated players the team with the outbreak will forfeit and will be credited with a loss for playoff seeding.

So...regarding that ^^^^^^^, I'm reading daily that more & more coaches are becoming extremely frustrated with their players who are refusing to be vaccinated. The Vikings have lost 3 QB's and shit like that will continue across the league. Teams can't force anyone to be vaccinated and of course that's how it should be, however, teams will begin paring down their squads until they reach 53 players at the end of August. Guess who will get cut, those who put their teams in jeopardy. Count on it.

[Duchess]

Carson Wentz out indefinitely. 

Do you know how lucky I'm feelin' right now? Whew. We dodged a bullet.

[Duchess]

Peyton Manning is being inducted into the Hall of Fame tonight and Tom Brady is showing his respect by attending and sitting in Peyton's personal section. His response to people commenting on it is "I just need to make sure he's really gone. Can't risk this guy coming back".  

[crash]

Omaha!

[Duchess]

Ha!

I always think Aaron Rogers is saying "we make cheese!". Listen to him the next time you see him in the huddle, WE MAKE CHEESE!

[crash]

You’ve said this before. It’s always in my head when I watch the packers play. It makes me laugh every time.

[Duchess]

This is from the Bill's camp. It's such a great point to make and completely visual, which works so well with men.

[Duchess]

I have an Aussie on my team. His name is Jordan Mailata and he's from Bankstown, Australia. Do you know where that is, Crash? He's a big boy at 6' 8" and 346 lbs. Wooooo.

[crash]

Yeah…he’s a coconut import. They breed them big in the polys.

Bankstown is a suburb in Sydney. It’s currently Australia’s biggest Covid hotspot. A very heavily ethnic populated suburb; Lebanese, Polynesian and other middle eastern people. The type of people who congregate in crisis. Except this time they’re just infecting each other because they won’t stay the fuck at home.

[Duchess]

The Raiders are requiring all fans to be vaccinated if they want access to the stadium in order to watch the game.

[BigMark]

That should offer free neck tattoos with a shot. Raider fans could not resist.

[Maggot]

By Cam................Toodle loo.   

[Clang McFly]

By Cam................Toodle loo.   

At least we still have Mac Jones.

[Maggot]

He really needs a tye dyed jersey. Or at least chop his pinky finger off.

[Duchess]

Tampa Bay is 100% vaccinated. Every player, every coach, all staff.

[Duchess]

It's almost time!