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(05-04-2021, 08:07 PM)Carsman Wrote: (05-04-2021, 07:47 PM)sally Wrote: Now I just got a letter that I will be receiving a deposit for $1400.00 as part of Biden's American relief program to help me get through the crisis. Do you really think I'm in a fucking crisis or a crack whore that needs 1400.00 dollars? I'm going to be in a crisis though when they are done pushing fucking communism. Why are they giving me money?
You're behind the times, "we" got $2,800 for the same reason over a month a ago auto deposited into our checking account, we didn't need it, so I gave to my daughter who does. She's a happy camper.
Well that's just fantastic, give it to others since you can splurge for your own goddamn seafood delight.
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(05-04-2021, 08:26 PM)Maggot Wrote: Don't worry it goes into you're yearly earnings at the end of the year. Save it for taxes, you'll need it.
Not really!
The Internal Revenue Service (IRS) is sending out millions of checks in the third round of stimulus payments. As people start to spend their money, some wonder: Is my stimulus payment taxable?
The short answer: No. In the somewhat longer words of the IRS: “No, the payment is not income and taxpayers will not owe tax on it. The payment will not reduce a taxpayer's refund or increase the amount they owe when they file their 2020 or 2021 tax return next year. A payment also will not affect income for purposes of determining eligibility for federal government assistance or benefit programs." (Source: IRS.gov Tax Tips)
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(05-04-2021, 08:07 PM)Carsman Wrote: (05-04-2021, 07:47 PM)sally Wrote: Now I just got a letter that I will be receiving a deposit for $1400.00 as part of Biden's American relief program to help me get through the crisis. Do you really think I'm in a fucking crisis or a crack whore that needs 1400.00 dollars? I'm going to be in a crisis though when they are done pushing fucking communism. Why are they giving me money?
You're behind the times, "we" got $2,800 for the same reason over a month a ago auto deposited into our checking account, we didn't need it, so I gave to my daughter who does. She's a happy camper.
That's so nice, Cars. 
It's an awesome feeling to make people happy.
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Ummm, I'm give my kids money all the time. It's really not that much of an awesome feeling.
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I make them dress like homeless people first.
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(05-05-2021, 01:34 PM)sally Wrote: Ummm, I'm give my kids money all the time. It's really not that much of an awesome feeling.
I meant generally speaking. It's a good feeling to make people happy.
For example, if you gave Mark a belly rub, he would be ecstatic.
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I would even undress as a homeless person.
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I'd prefer to just give him my my fucking stimulus check.
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I was on the Vanity Fair site earlier today. Didn't see anything about the new president. The only thing that wasn't about Trump was about Gaetz.
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(05-05-2021, 12:57 PM)Duchess Wrote: (05-04-2021, 08:07 PM)Carsman Wrote: (05-04-2021, 07:47 PM)sally Wrote: Now I just got a letter that I will be receiving a deposit for $1400.00 as part of Biden's American relief program to help me get through the crisis. Do you really think I'm in a fucking crisis or a crack whore that needs 1400.00 dollars? I'm going to be in a crisis though when they are done pushing fucking communism. Why are they giving me money?
You're behind the times, "we" got $2,800 for the same reason over a month a ago auto deposited into our checking account, we didn't need it, so I gave to my daughter who does. She's a happy camper.
That's so nice, Cars.
It's an awesome feeling to make people happy.
Yes, it was a wonderful feeling, she gave my wife & I the biggest, longest hug when we just got back.
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Biden was the luckiest President. The vaccine was good and the distribution was enabled. The border was good and nobody was crossing without being checked out. He had it all ready to inherit a good country ready to grow. Mexico was taking care of their own people and Central America was beginning to come to terms with their people. What happened?
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(05-07-2021, 09:58 PM)Maggot Wrote: Biden was the luckiest President. The vaccine was good and the distribution was enabled. The border was good and nobody was crossing without being checked out. He had it all ready to inherit a good country ready to grow. Mexico was taking care of their own people and Central America was beginning to come to terms with their people. What happened?
^^^Doochy's alter ego...
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Suck it you non compos mentis bitch.
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(05-08-2021, 07:41 AM)Maggot Wrote: Suck it you non compos mentis bitch.
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I'm impressed!
In 4 months Joe has managed to:
Stop an oil pipeline
Open the border to anyone
Raise taxes
Start gas lines again
Allow Gaza to attack Israel
Let the Iranians get more American money and negotiate (Not yet but hold your breath) the ability to bomb countries with nukes
Make the stock market tank
Attempt to screw up elections
Put America back in the black with free money for everyone
At least he's not doing tweets and saying anything as a President. That's what really matters. LOL
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^^^^^^^ trump supporter & defender.
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(05-11-2021, 09:02 PM)Duchess Wrote: ^^^^^^^ trump supporter & defender.
Mag loves riding the orange dewd's gnarly spike protein.
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Be that as it may the country was on a better track with Trump than with Biden but no more tweets and that's what's really important .........right?
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Surely you know it doesn't have anything to do with tweeting.
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(05-12-2021, 06:40 AM)Maggot Wrote: Be that as it may the country was on a better track with Trump than with Biden but no more tweets and that's what's really important .........right?
He should have put his foot down and said no election unless it's done by the book and it's over at the end of the day, COVID or no COVID. He didn't, so I give him an F, which is more than he deserves.
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