SOME WOMEN ARE WEIRD
#21
(03-28-2021, 06:23 PM)Clang McFly Wrote:
(03-28-2021, 02:39 PM)Maggot Wrote: I called Clang but..........he shunned me.  Crying-into-tissue

You never called me. I did get a weird voicemail though from Chin from the Chinese embassy who wanted to me about my car warranty for some reason. Awink Smiley_emoticons_biggrin

I get calls from him all the time. At my age I'm very fortunate that someone calls daily to check on me. Who knows what could happen to my car.
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#22
(03-28-2021, 06:25 PM)Clang McFly Wrote:
(03-28-2021, 03:04 PM)Duchess Wrote: I don't know how y'all walk around with a tail between your legs anyway, Clangy.

It's easier when you tuck it and pretend you're a woman.

Then when the lights go out, BAM, surprise butt seks! 2hiding
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#23
(03-28-2021, 07:17 PM)sally Wrote:
(03-28-2021, 06:23 PM)Clang McFly Wrote:
(03-28-2021, 02:39 PM)Maggot Wrote: I called Clang but..........he shunned me.  Crying-into-tissue

You never called me. I did get a weird voicemail though from Chin from the Chinese embassy who wanted to me about my car warranty for some reason. Awink Smiley_emoticons_biggrin

I get calls from him all the time. At my age I'm very fortunate that someone calls daily to check on me. Who knows what could happen to my car.

I did that and forgot.  Wasnme
He ain't heavy, he's my brother.
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#24
They say " Home of the Whopper"
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#25
(03-28-2021, 09:44 PM)BigMark Wrote: They say " Home of the Whopper"

And then Mrs Biggie pulls them down and finds a sad wrinkled Chicken nugget instead.
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#26
(03-28-2021, 08:37 PM)rothschild Wrote:
(03-28-2021, 06:25 PM)Clang McFly Wrote:
(03-28-2021, 03:04 PM)Duchess Wrote: I don't know how y'all walk around with a tail between your legs anyway, Clangy.

It's easier when you tuck it and pretend you're a woman.

Then when the lights go out, BAM, surprise butt seks!  2hiding

Yeah surprise for him when he breaks his dick on my extra firm butt pads and I end up wasting all that money on that fake penetratable vagina.
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#27
Maybe she should look in the front next time.
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#28
(03-28-2021, 10:16 PM)Clang McFly Wrote:
(03-28-2021, 08:37 PM)rothschild Wrote:
(03-28-2021, 06:25 PM)Clang McFly Wrote:
(03-28-2021, 03:04 PM)Duchess Wrote: I don't know how y'all walk around with a tail between your legs anyway, Clangy.

It's easier when you tuck it and pretend you're a woman.

Then when the lights go out, BAM, surprise butt seks!  2hiding

Yeah surprise for him when he breaks his dick on my extra firm butt pads and I end up wasting all that money on that fake penetratable vagina.

No, surprise when you untuck your clitteh, pop his cherry, and breed him like a fuckpig. hah
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#29
(03-26-2021, 05:12 AM)Duchess Wrote: That doesn't take away from the fact that some men are too.

Why would women complain about being told they are beautiful by a stranger? Here's some responses--

"It made me feel gross"

"It's stupid & creepy"

"It's gaslighting"

"the man has evaluated you & deemed you fuckable"

"so disgusting & totally not okay"

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I have a tiktok friend who posted about getting ready for a jog.   She talked about putting her id in her sneaker, having a tazer and also having brass knuckles just in case.   She got so many death threats,  that she shut down her account.   

Has a guy ever told you that you were beautiful?  I have,  and it usually leads to other things.
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#30
Like hot buttery monkey love?
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#31
(04-02-2021, 07:19 PM)BigMark Wrote: Like hot buttery monkey love?

Yes!
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#32
I'm so glad I'm not a tic tok, facebook, Twitter nutcase that I might just orgasm right here on the screen. I'm that happy about it.
He ain't heavy, he's my brother.
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