patriotic stuff

[username]

I planted red white and lblue flowers this week and put a couple of flags in them.

Err…why?

I honestly can’t think of a more useless way to waste time.

Wasting time gardening? Staaaahp, you boob. Don't you have any landscaping? Curb appeal? C'mon! 

I have 1 1/3^rd acres now. And a big ass pool. And a big ass electronic gate across my driveway. And a big ASS 6 burner, double oven Wolf range.

If I could remember how to post a picture I might show you. 

I also have a gardening crew that visits weekly. I’d rather spend time measuring the wrinkles in my bellybutton then plant worthless flowers.

[Duchess]

...yeah, but do you have two dishwashers? 

[Duchess]

[username]

...yeah, but do you have two dishwashers? 

Bitch. No. But at this point in my life I don’t want enough guests to NEED two. Fuck entertaining crowds. Most people are unhygienic.

I have a big ass wrap around porch though too. I’ll get on a ‘puter later and post some pics.

[MirahM]

I planted red white and lblue flowers this week and put a couple of flags in them.

Err…why?

I honestly can’t think of a more useless way to waste time.

Wasting time gardening? Staaaahp, you boob. Don't you have any landscaping? Curb appeal? C'mon! 

I have 1 1/3^rd acres now. And a big ass pool. And a big ass electronic gate across my driveway. And a big ASS 6 burner, double oven Wolf range.

If I could remember how to post a picture I might show you. 

I also have a gardening crew that visits weekly. I’d rather spend time measuring the wrinkles in my bellybutton then plant worthless flowers.

You are fortunate.
I live in an apartment and planted pots of flowers this last year since I was home more than usual.
Thanks for your opinion.

[cannongal]

I live in an apartment and planted pots of flowers this last year since I was home more than usual.
Thanks for your opinion.

Wow,  I thought you lived with a commune in a yurt.

[MirahM]

Why did you think that?

[cannongal]

Why did you think that?

Idk,  you had a thread a while back called 'my mountain community ' ,  or some shit like that.    I never read the thread,  but I always pictured you sitting on top of a hill dressed like a monk

[Duchess]

[Maggot]

I'm on vaca this coming week. I will spend some time at funspot some time deep sea fishing and a day at the beech watching seagulls and drinking beer. The rest off my time will be spent farting around the yard. My grill needs to be started and that's gonna be great with my pool up and running. I may skinny dip or just not pay attention to time for a bit, something I never do but probably should do more often.

It's Summer here and I'm excited. I will take another week off in August and maybe another in Sept but that will eat up ¹⁄₂ of my vaca time. I used plenty for trout fishing though and am happy as hell at any rate. It just kinda sucks that I have a cell phone. That fucking thing needs a deep 6!

[Duchess]

 It just kinda sucks that I have a cell phone. That fucking thing needs a deep 6!

That's how I feel about them too.

[Clang McFly]

 It just kinda sucks that I have a cell phone. That fucking thing needs a deep 6!

That's how I feel about them too.

Yeah, me too. I always have a better time with my friends at the cigar shop when I stay off my phone and just hangout and talk and do whatever.

[username]

 It just kinda sucks that I have a cell phone. That fucking thing needs a deep 6!

That's how I feel about them too.

Maybe you both could try using the little button for “off”?

[MirahM]

Why did you think that?

Idk,  you had a thread a while back called 'my mountain community ' ,  or some shit like that.    I never read the thread,  but I always pictured you sitting on top of a hill dressed like a monk

Yep
that was totally me.
I spent 2 years in the mountains.

I don't remember you sounding so bitchy before. But whatever.

[Duchess]

I loved that thread. I thought it was fun & interesting and the pix were fantastic.

[cannongal]

I loved that thread. I thought it was fun & interesting and the pix were fantastic.

I'm sure it was,  it just wasn't something that I was interested in at the time.    Every time I saw the title pop up,   the Hare Krishna song would pop into my head.

[username]

Why did you think that?

Idk,  you had a thread a while back called 'my mountain community ' ,  or some shit like that.    I never read the thread,  but I always pictured you sitting on top of a hill dressed like a monk

I don't remember you sounding so bitchy before. But whatever.

I’m guessing she’s been a sullen bitch her entire life.

[cannongal]

I don't remember you sounding so bitchy before. But whatever.

I’m guessing she’s been a sullen bitch her entire life.

Nah,  I was actually a happy bitch when I first came here.   Then several members taught me what Mock was all about.   Thanks to them, I post whatever,  and don't care what y'all think of me.    This place is fun.

[username]

I don't remember you sounding so bitchy before. But whatever.

I’m guessing she’s been a sullen bitch her entire life.

Nah,  I was actually a happy bitch when I first came here.   Then several members taught me what Mock was all about.   Thanks to them, I post whatever,  and don't care what y'all think of me.    This place is fun.

Happiness regularly tries to disturb my grumpiness.

[Maggot]

At least Mock is not like Facebook or Twitter, if something needs to be said it's not deleted because it's not politically correct. Something rare in today's huddle. 

Refreshing actually.