DO YOU WEAR GLASSES?

[Duchess]

Sally inspired me to ask.

Yes, I do, I wear reading glasses, or cheaters as some would call them and I don't leave home without my sunglasses. 

[Clang McFly]

Yes, since 2^nd grade. Nearsighted. I usually don't wear them though when en femme so I can see my eyeshadow and mascara better.

[Maggot]

I put on my lookers when I have to read really small stuff. Not when I read a book or paper though.

[sally]

I was just joking when I said I didn't have my glasses on. I've always had ²⁰⁄₂₀ vision except when driving at night. Lately though I've noticed I'm having trouble reading small print. It's probably from looking at this fucking phone all the time.

[Maggot]

Sometimes late at night when driving I curse the street signs and hope that if I wanted to go there they would just shrivel up and die. I never use GPS. It will probably be my downfall.

[Duchess]

Your eyes are the window to your souls. I see you debils.

[crash]

Over here, in the past ten years, road signs have become super reflective and if you have decent lights on your vehicle, the reflection from road signs will l ave an impression on your retina. It’s fucking ridiculous

[aussiefriend]

My RayBans are prescription so I can wear my sunglasses whilst I'm driving. I wouldn't be without them.

[BigMark]

I used to have ²⁰⁄₈₀₀ vision and wore coke bottles.

[aussiefriend]

I used to have ²⁰⁄₈₀₀ vision and wore coke bottles.

I know the look you were going for, but it's no good without braces on your teeth to make your statement.

[Duchess]

[MirahM]

I just started wearing readers last year. I didn't know I could pick those up from the store w/out having an eye test. My sister gave me hers to read when we were in the kitchen and I was trying to read the ingredients on a bottle. I couldn't believe how long I had gone w/ bad eye sight! (not too long really, maybe a year)

[Duchess]

Do you have a pair now?

[MirahM]

Oh yes. I keep readers everywhere now.

I think I look like a sexy librarian.

[sally]

I can read the government’s warning on the back of my beer bottle so I guess my eyes are still good. They say I shouldn’t be driving a car or operating machinery.

[Clang McFly]

I can read the government’s warning on the back of my beer bottle so I guess my eyes are still good. They say I shouldn’t be driving a car or operating machinery.

I wish I hadn't chickened out of LASIK eye surgery when I won $1,000 off the cost of the surgery, a few years ago. I could be walking around glasses free with perfect or near perfect eyesight.

[sally]

Get a pair of fuck me glasses, Clang. The ones hot secretaries and teachers wear. I tried some on once and almost wished I had a need for them. Damn this perfect vision of mine, damn it to hell!

[sally]

And I’m not talking about the ones that make people’s eyes look purple, what’s with those things? Have you seen them?

[Clang McFly]

Get a pair of fuck me glasses, Clang. The ones hot secretaries and teachers wear. I tried some on once and almost wished I had a need for them. Damn this perfect vision of mine, damn it to hell!

That would be cool, but not a good fit for my personality. I almost bought some Clark Kent type glasses the last time I had my eye exam. But instead of spending $30 for them, I went with glasses that were totally covered by vision insurance and came with a second pair that I could tint and turn into prescription sunglasses.  I'm such a cheap ass mother fucker sometimes. I can spend $200 on weed, but worry about spending $30 on something equally or more important. 

I'm about 4 years overdue for my eye exam. I don't know if I'll do fuck me glasses or Clark Kent style glasses but I do need something better than my current boring glasses. Something with pizzazz that makes my face pop.

[sally]

What about Jefferey Dahmer glasses? Ever since that sexy kid played him they’ve been all the rage. I can see you dancing to Rick James in them and driving all the ladies wild. Give it to me baby, give me that funky stuff, big boy.