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THE BIRDS & THE BEES
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#1
08-21-2021, 09:20 AM
Did your parents tell you about them?
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08-21-2021, 05:53 PM
(08-21-2021, 09:20 AM)Duchess Wrote: Did your parents tell you about them?

Yes. Right after my mom left some thick "ketchup" on her chair when she stood up.
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08-21-2021, 08:12 PM
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08-21-2021, 08:33 PM
I was never taught about it but learned when that bitch Cathy stood me up. I waited yeah I waited.
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08-21-2021, 10:29 PM
I wish, squandered a few opportunities.
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08-21-2021, 11:48 PM
I let the other two learn it on their own, but Jayne questioned me after watching The Heartbreak Kid movie which I thought was pretty innocent until the sex scene. Anyway, when my husband came home she was all like "guess what dad, mom told me about the birds and bees". She was so proud about knowing about it. It was Ike she knew it all along and when I told her she knew it.
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08-22-2021, 01:11 AM
(08-21-2021, 08:12 PM)BigMark Wrote: Dude

Well at least she stopped me before I scrapped the "ketchup" off the chair and put it on my scrambled eggs
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08-22-2021, 12:26 PM
I'm beginning to hate this place.
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08-22-2021, 03:32 PM
Two cups of wacky and a pinch of insane.
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08-22-2021, 09:32 PM
I don't want to have to join RC for the blocking, I mean if I were really mean I would quote it so RC could enjoy it also. But I"m not that crazy.
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08-23-2021, 02:09 AM
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08-23-2021, 11:08 PM
The kids know more than the parents most likely.
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