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CHARCUTERIE BOARD
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#21
12-08-2021, 11:21 AM
(12-08-2021, 09:25 AM)rothschild Wrote: Fuck the charcuterie board, let's have some Hawaiian pizza. But only if it's fresh pineapple, not the canned shit.

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#22
12-08-2021, 02:00 PM
I learn stuff here, I never knew what a charcuterie board was. first time I've ever heard of it.
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#23
12-08-2021, 03:21 PM
Say it three times real fast.
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#24
12-08-2021, 03:47 PM
We used to just call it a meat and cheese platter. Suddenly you can't get around without hearing and seeing this word everywhere.
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12-08-2021, 03:48 PM
(12-08-2021, 07:39 AM)Clang McFly Wrote:
(12-08-2021, 01:27 AM)MirahM Wrote: I think its nice to incude some berries and fruits on the board, but not pineapple-wtf?!

Why pineapple get all the hate? People don't even like it on a pizza. Is it because an annoying yellow sponge lives in a pineapple under the sea? Or is just people think pineapples are too sweet?

I love pineapple. I eat it quite often, It just seems odd in the combination of a char...whatever board.
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12-08-2021, 07:16 PM
(12-08-2021, 03:48 PM)MirahM Wrote:
(12-08-2021, 07:39 AM)Clang McFly Wrote:
(12-08-2021, 01:27 AM)MirahM Wrote: I think its nice to incude some berries and fruits on the board, but not pineapple-wtf?!

Why pineapple get all the hate? People don't even like it on a pizza. Is it because an annoying yellow sponge lives in a pineapple under the sea? Or is just people think pineapples are too sweet?

I love pineapple. I eat it quite often, It just seems odd in the combination of a char...whatever board.
Pineapple is one of my top 5 favorite fruits. I suppose pears and oranges would be equally weird to see on a char cute titty board.
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12-08-2021, 09:24 PM
Actually no, not at all. Especially when they are in season and local.
I've seen little tangerines or whatever those are called-the cuties.

I have to tell you that I got some hawaiin trail mix today for my road trip. I am sure there were pineapple bits in it.

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12-08-2021, 09:46 PM
I wonder what pineapples and shrimp would taste like.
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12-08-2021, 09:53 PM
(12-08-2021, 09:46 PM)Maggot Wrote: I wonder what pineapples and shrimp would taste like.

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12-08-2021, 09:59 PM
i've always thought shrimp was more texture than taste.
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#31
12-08-2021, 10:30 PM
Shrimp and pineapple kebabs on the grill are good.
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12-08-2021, 11:05 PM
(12-08-2021, 09:46 PM)Maggot Wrote: I wonder what pineapples and shrimp would taste like.

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12-08-2021, 11:08 PM
(12-08-2021, 09:24 PM)MirahM Wrote: Actually no, not at all. Especially when they are in season and local.
I've seen little tangerines or whatever those are called-the cuties.

I have to tell you that I got some hawaiin trail mix today for my road trip. I am sure there were pineapple bits in it.

*i can't type today by the way
That sounds healthy and delicious. I love trail mix but I usually eat the unhealthy ones. I had a salted caramel trail mix last week.
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#34
12-08-2021, 11:33 PM
Mmm now I want coconut shrimp!
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#35
12-09-2021, 12:49 PM
Who the fuck puts baby carrots on a charcuterie board? Wow..
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12-09-2021, 01:39 PM
(12-09-2021, 12:49 PM)crash Wrote: Who the fuck puts baby carrots on a charcuterie board? Wow..

Nobody puts baby carrots in the corner(of the charcuterie board).
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12-09-2021, 02:52 PM
Did you know baby carrots are not baby carrots?
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12-09-2021, 03:03 PM
Calm down, rothschild..
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12-09-2021, 03:04 PM
(12-09-2021, 01:39 PM)Clang McFly Wrote:
(12-09-2021, 12:49 PM)crash Wrote: Who the fuck puts baby carrots on a charcuterie board? Wow..

Nobody puts baby carrots in the corner(of the charcuterie board).

hah good movie reference.
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12-09-2021, 03:17 PM
It's true, they take regular ones and grind them down.
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