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FLIRTING
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I read a woman in her 30's say she has never been flirted with in her life. How can that be? 

Have you been flirted with?
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(01-09-2022, 08:14 AM)Duchess Wrote: I read a woman in her 30's say she has never been flirted with in her life. How can that be? 

Have you been flirted with?

Flirted with, no. Fucked with,yes. Fucked over by life yes.
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#3
How else you going to get your belly rubbed?
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(01-09-2022, 10:58 AM)Clang McFly Wrote: Flirted with, no. Fucked with,yes. Fucked over by life yes.

Oooookay, that's enough of that. You have many blessings and you need to think about what you do have, rather than what you don't. That's my mantra when things are sucky and woe is me. Snap out of it.

What happened last night? Something put you in this frame of mind.
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(01-09-2022, 11:53 AM)BigMark Wrote: How else you going to get your belly rubbed?

hah  You're very astute.
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Belly got rubbed with poison ivy.
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(01-09-2022, 12:25 PM)Duchess Wrote:
(01-09-2022, 10:58 AM)Clang McFly Wrote: Flirted with, no. Fucked with,yes. Fucked over by life yes.

Oooookay, that's enough of that. You have many blessings and you need to think about what you do have, rather than what you don't. That's my mantra when things are sucky and woe is me. Snap out of it.

What happened last night? Something put you in this frame of mind.

Just a long day of shopping. Everything was going good(even found a good parking spot I don't need to move my car until Friday  morning) and then I left in the cart or at the register the smokehouse maple spice I bought. I'm also disappointed in myself that I didn't clean the apartment today like wanted. It hasn't been cleaned in over a month. I forgot to pick up swiffer wet jet pads and because I started shopping so late on Saturday and I didn't make a list, I picked up the same old unhealthy food instead of trying to buy healthier food. I'll probably just wait until I see a nutritionist before I start my dieting. Anxiety rant over.
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#8
'm kinda glad you found your Nirvana moment, I was getting worried about you.
He ain't heavy, he's my brother.
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#9
I cleaned the bottom floor yesterday, its hard when you were never taught the best way.
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#10
I never knew you had cats.
He ain't heavy, he's my brother.
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(01-09-2022, 12:25 PM)Duchess Wrote:
(01-09-2022, 10:58 AM)Clang McFly Wrote: Flirted with, no. Fucked with,yes. Fucked over by life yes.

Oooookay, that's enough of that. You have many blessings and you need to think about what you do have, rather than what you don't. That's my mantra when things are sucky and woe is me. Snap out of it.

What happened last night? Something put you in this frame of mind.

He is lying
Unless he means in person only and not online
I'm not really calling you a liar Clang, sorry you had a bad day. Don't be too hard on yourself.
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I have no cats but love to caress them.
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#13
I just caressed a cat.
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(01-09-2022, 07:26 PM)MirahM Wrote:
(01-09-2022, 12:25 PM)Duchess Wrote:
(01-09-2022, 10:58 AM)Clang McFly Wrote: Flirted with, no. Fucked with,yes. Fucked over by life yes.

Oooookay, that's enough of that. You have many blessings and you need to think about what you do have, rather than what you don't. That's my mantra when things are sucky and woe is me. Snap out of it.

What happened last night? Something put you in this frame of mind.

He is lying
Unless he means in person only and not online
I'm not really calling you a liar Clang, sorry you had a bad day. Don't be too hard on yourself.
I don't know if you can count online flirting, especially if it ends in the friend zone. Not anyone's fault but mine. I form crushes too easily with women and have a bit of a white knight complex. 

Thanks, Mirah. Blowing-kisses
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#15
Flirting does not = sex!!!!!   Loveis

Or is that called being a tease then?

I bet people don't even flirt anymore.
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(01-10-2022, 10:46 PM)MirahM Wrote: Flirting does not = sex!!!!!   Loveis

Or is that called being a tease then?

I bet people don't even flirt anymore.

Yes...a tease. At least with real life flirting there is possibility of going out coffee, drinks, dinner, and then maybe sex if they hit it off and like each other.

Online flirting:

Girl: Watch me being sexy...wink....boob flash...enjoy your blue balls and/or masturbating....logs off

Boy: .....?.....broken heart....cries...dies a virgin...
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#17
I dont even know what flirting is. Like for example if Clang worked at Wendy's and I said "hey big sexy, what ya cooking me for breakfast", would that be considered flirting? Or harassment?
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#18
Yes that is flirting. Subtle flirting is the best kind, such a tease.
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#19
I like sexual innuendo flirting. Sadly,it's never ended with me in her endo.
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