N' Shit

[sally]

Go away for a day, come back, I gets on my excercise bike (I play Steppenwolf bitches!) and the seat slops to the side. I grab the handle. Tthe fucking thing falls off, I put my freaking foot on the pedal....it falls off!

I can just picture you on your piece of crap stationary bike peddling to Born to be wild n'shit ::lmao::

[D]

Go away for a day, come back, I gets on my excercise bike (I play Steppenwolf bitches!) and the seat slops to the side. I grab the handle. Tthe fucking thing falls off, I put my freaking foot on the pedal....it falls off!

I can just picture you on your piece of crap stationary bike peddling to Born to be wild n'shit ::lmao::

Hey! I LOVE Born To Be Wild!

[LuMPyPussy]

I'm telling ya, exercise is bad for you, n'shit!

That's ok, the whole premise for this thread is dumb as hell, n'shit!

You're kinda cranky n'shit today, aren't you. ::aww::

Actually yes. My transmission went out on my car. So I'm in a pissed off frame of mine. Deal with it.

Is that bold D significant?

I can't believe people haven't figured this one out yet. Especially you Lumps. You usually seem to have a brain between your ears. My username is D. That phrase is what the secondary interpretation of that D is. The primary being my name, as I said ages ago. If you don't like it, then Deal with it! ::bang::

::ban::

[sally]

[user=33]Maggot[/user] wrote:

Holy hell! ..............I need a doctor! I pinched my God-damn inner thigh on the mother-fucking seat.

::lmao::

[D]

I'm telling ya, exercise is bad for you, n'shit!

That's ok, the whole premise for this thread is dumb as hell, n'shit!

You're kinda cranky n'shit today, aren't you. ::aww::

Actually yes. My transmission went out on my car. So I'm in a pissed off frame of mine. Deal with it.

Is that bold D significant?

I can't believe people haven't figured this one out yet. Especially you Lumps. You usually seem to have a brain between your ears. My username is D. That phrase is what the secondary interpretation of that D is. The primary being my name, as I said ages ago. If you don't like it, then Deal with it! ::bang::

::ban::

Yes, and a grand Fuck You Too. With a dozen roses and a box of chocolate.

[ramseycat]

Go away for a day, come back, I gets on my excercise bike (I play Steppenwolf bitches!) and the seat slops to the side. I grab the handle. Tthe fucking thing falls off, I put my freaking foot on the pedal....it falls off!:shock:I was just on the fucking thing this morning and it worked fine.

The screws that were loose could not be turned with a wrench, there was no fucking room to put an allen wrench in to turn it unless I dis-assembled the entire fucking thing!

I found the culprit. My 3 yr old had been in that room whilst I was gone and stuck his little sticky fingers in there and turned all the screws out by hand. But only until the last 2 turns. How the hell am I gonna get him to screw them back in? I am getting frisky trying to do it with a pair of needle nose pliers.

Holy hell! ..............I need a doctor! I pinched my God-damn inner thigh on the mother-fucking seat. I need more beer fuck that damn bike.::irk::n'shit.

*******n"shit added after the fucking fact********

::lmao::

[LuMPyPussy]

I'm telling ya, exercise is bad for you, n'shit!

That's ok, the whole premise for this thread is dumb as hell, n'shit!

You're kinda cranky n'shit today, aren't you. ::aww::

Actually yes. My transmission went out on my car. So I'm in a pissed off frame of mine. Deal with it.

Is that bold D significant?

I can't believe people haven't figured this one out yet. Especially you Lumps. You usually seem to have a brain between your ears. My username is D. That phrase is what the secondary interpretation of that D is. The primary being my name, as I said ages ago. If you don't like it, then Deal with it! ::bang::

::ban::

Yes, and a grand Fuck You Too. With a dozen roses and a box of chocolate.

Sounds promising. :kiss::

[D]

Sounds promising. :kiss::

When and where?

[ramseycat]

Sounds promising. :kiss::

When and where?

You can't possibley be that desperate D.

[D]

Sounds promising. :kiss::

When and where?

You can't possibley be that desperate D.

No, but it was still funny.

[ramseycat]

Sounds promising. :kiss::

When and where?

You can't possibley be that desperate D.

No, but it was still funny.

Frightening is more like it.

[LuMPyPussy]

Sounds promising. :kiss::

When and where?

You can't possibley be that desperate D.

No, but it was still funny.

Frightening is more like it.

Ooooh, look atEdith getting all jealous. ::aww::

[D]

Sounds promising. :kiss::

When and where?

You can't possibley be that desperate D.

No, but it was still funny.

Frightening is more like it.

Ooooh, look atEdith getting all jealous. ::aww::

Musta been the roses. I guess I shoulda specified that they're a poisonous variety and that the chocolates are made using 40% dog and cat shit.

[ramseycat]

Sounds promising. :kiss::

When and where?

You can't possibley be that desperate D.

No, but it was still funny.

Frightening is more like it.

Ooooh, look atEdith getting all jealous. ::aww::

Riiigghhtt. ::nuts::

[LuMPyPussy]

Sounds promising. :kiss::

When and where?

You can't possibley be that desperate D.

No, but it was still funny.

Frightening is more like it.

Ooooh, look atEdith getting all jealous. ::aww::

Musta been the roses. I guess I shoulda specified that they're a poisonous variety and that the chocolates are made using 40% dog and cat shit.

Didn't you say you're 28? You're a bit old for her.

[ramseycat]

Sounds promising. :kiss::

When and where?

You can't possibley be that desperate D.

No, but it was still funny.

Frightening is more like it.

Ooooh, look atEdith getting all jealous. ::aww::

Musta been the roses. I guess I shoulda specified that they're a poisonous variety and that the chocolates are made using 40% dog and cat shit.

Didn't you say you're 28? You're a bit old for her.

No. As long as he is under 30, it's fine. He is too far away though. Otherwise, I might have to steal him away from you.

[Borndragon]

N'shit


How many dumbfucks simply can't follow along with the N'shit thread, N'shit?




The drivel thread is that way>>>>>>>>>>>>N'shit.





Borndragon ~ Tack on the proper nomenclature and you'll have drivel N'shit.

[LuMPyPussy]

Jeez, everyone's so cranky n'shit today.

[Borndragon]

[user=35]LuMPyPussy[/user] wrote:

Jeez, everyone's so cranky n'shit today.

Not I...It's finally starting to look like spring N'shit up here in Alaska.





Borndragon~ Anything like last year and we have another month of it N'shit.

[Momster]

I'll be 29 at midnight n'shit