THERE'S NO BATHROOM

[Duchess]

Have you ever peed behind a tree or bush?

[Maggot]

 Who hasn't! I remember pissing into a Tequila bottle on the bus coming back from Tijuana once though.

[Clang McFly]

Have you ever peed behind a tree or bush?

Tree, bush, dumpster, wall,etc.....

[Carsman]

When I was younger, all the time!
Especially when we used to “drive” to SNAKEland (I HATE SNAKES) I didn’t like flying then.

[sally]

All the time. On the side of the highway, in the butterfly garden while we were walking from our hotel to Universal studios, in the bushes at the springs where I got attacked by ticks... my bladder must be the size of a pea because I can't hold it at all or I'll pee myself which I've done that plenty of times too.

[BigMark]

Today behind the business that took us too see the Dolphins.

[Duchess]

 in the butterfly garden while we were walking from our hotel 

Ahahahaha! Picture that!

[Clang McFly]

All the time. On the side of the highway, in the butterfly garden while we were walking from our hotel to Universal studios, in the bushes at the springs where I got attacked by ticks... my bladder must be the size of a pea because I can't hold it at all or I'll pee myself which I've done that plenty of times too.

I think my bladder is pea sized also. But I mostly have good bladder control. I only peed myself one time before I made it to my apartment.

[BigMark]

You can piss anywhere but chose your pants.

[Duchess]

Sally peeing in the butterfly garden will always be funny to me.

[sally]

Jayne thought it was hilarious. There is a trail that you can walk from the hotel to Universal Studios and I just couldn't hold it anymore. Thank God no one walked through there and caught me.

[MirahM]

Don't pee by a rock where there are fire ants. Friendly advice.

Sometimes I wear skirts on my long drives home just so I can pull over, open the car doors and pee w/ more privacy. Mostly done whenever covid was happening and I didn't want to go into fuel station restrooms.

[Clang McFly]

You can piss anywhere but chose your pants.

I was driving in my car and thought I could make it into my apartment. I was wrong. Dan "Almost Always Wrong" Lastname.

[BigMark]

Probably a sitpisser.

[pyropappy]

I spent way more time outside working, hunting and fishing; I was rarely even near a head. The world was my head. 

[Carsman]

Have you ever peed behind a tree or bush?

Not just peed behind tree, bush, large rock, down a hill on the side of the road, on side of level road between passenger side car doors open . Anywhere on the ground was known as “natures” restroom!

[sally]

I locked myself out of the house once and pissed myself. I sat on the front porch and started crying. That's the moment I realized I was pregnant. Who the hell pees themselves and cries, a pregnant woman thats who. And maybe Clang.

[Clang McFly]

I locked myself out of the house once and pissed myself. I sat on the front porch and started crying. That's the moment I realized I was pregnant. Who the hell pees themselves and cries, a pregnant woman thats who. And maybe Clang.

I never cried. I just changed my pants. I don't know my neighbors that well so I wasn't even embarrassed.

[BigMark]

I bent over in front of a customer and my pants ripped.

[Duchess]

I hope y'all had a good laugh.