What would happen if....

[rothschild]

I like scones and used to drink high-end darjeeling tea, extra strong with no milk or creme. Worlds apart from the teabag variety. Lapsang souchong is another favorite.

As for Markle and her fairy prince, I'll leave you with this...

[cannongal]

If i was walking down a street in New York and got hit by a bus what would happen to me. ?   I am badly injured, and i dont have health insurance.   I was going to add that i am homeless too, but that might be going to far, as we dont want a horror story.   I am 74, in this story, have paid all my taxes and brought a family up.  

Am i fuckered.?

Are you talking New York city,  or new York state?   If it happened in new York city,  you would be tripped over several times,  before a tourist realized you were injured.   Then the tourist would try to get ahold of Olivia from svu, and eventually someone might get around to calling an ambulance. 

C'mon. There is literally a fuck ton of information available that shows there are Americans who do not have access to insulin, or healthcare in general, and they are suffering or dying because of it. Stop painting a rosy picture of healthcare in America. It's bullshit.

Do you,  personally,  know of anyone dying from not being able to afford insulin, or health care in general?  I don't care how much googling you do, unless you go down to your hospital and check out the morgue,  that information is false.

[Piglet]

I like scones and used to drink high-end darjeeling tea, extra strong with no milk or creme. Worlds apart from the teabag variety. Lapsang souchong is another favorite.

As for Markle and her fairy prince, I'll leave you with this...

Thank you Duchess for that, Rothschild wants me dead then.  I was insulting Rothschild.   If Americas ability to launch rockets is anything to go by, Rothchilds wish to shoot me will never happen.  You are a bounder Rothschild, im sure you consume blancmange daily.  If i were to compare you to a baboon myself and many others could be flummoxed , to tell the difference judging by your speech.  

I am superior to you because i am english, you are a serf, an American of no breeding, a calf of England , im sure if you have a wife, she will be Armenian, and your off spring will be Pilchards or close too.

And she will think nothing of putting her butt under a donkey.

[rothschild]

And she will think nothing of putting her butt under a donkey.

Could we leave your mum's sexual peccadillos out of this? Thanks!


PS, I knew you had a dodgy pedigree.

[Duchess]

Every single republican recently voted against capping the price of insulin. Every one of them, and their voters say, hell yeah, we want more of that.  

I love this so much. It makes me laugh. The sequence is perfect.