SONOFABITCH!

[MirahM]

What is w/ in a 2 mile radius?

[sally]

 There is a church here on every fucking corner and there is only one here that does it once a week. The church down the street from me tore their old building down and built a modern, million dollar building in its place, seems like they could afford to contribute to feeding the homeless too.

 I  did a Google search for churches near me,   within a 20 mile radius,  there are 18 Baptist churches,  14 Methodist churches,  and 5 catholic churches.   I swear,  I thought I lived in the boonies.    We have no downtown,  half the roads are dirt, but hot damn,  we have fucking 37 buildings that idolize a fictitious character!

I haven't been everywhere in the US, but from what I have seen, you could go to Anytown USA and throw a dart and hit a church.

[BigMark]

worship me or go to hell, yeah i know you wont need a sweater.

[cannongal]

There's a Quaker church about a half mile away from me.    I don't mind the Quakers.   They only worship twice a month,  and there's no pastor yelling about fire and brimstone.   Also,  the building has pretty much stayed the same since 1896,  the only additions were electricity and indoor plumbing.   No opulence for that group. 

Coincidentally,  my kids also love the Quaker church, but for a different reason.    All churches are 'Pokemon Go' gyms, and  the Quakers are the only ones who don't call the police every time a group of teenagers show up on the property. 

[MirahM]

Lol. That is awesome.