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Put a drop of your period blood in your man's drink when he isn't looking. You obviously won't have any blood if you've gone through menopause, but if not, do it. It's witchcraft, once they drink it they are under your spell.
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This is your best idea yet, sally. Can't wait for the next one.
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(01-01-2023, 11:08 PM)sally Wrote: Put a drop of your period blood in your man's drink when he isn't looking. You obviously won't have any blood if you've gone through menopause, but if not, do it. It's witchcraft, once they drink it they are under your spell.
Someone must have put a piece of poop in your drink because you are talking shit
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No, it's true. You can make a man go cripple if done right.
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the candle holders would approve, whats next, tampon tea?
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I'm not doing that shit. Also, I don't have to!
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A tip for the ladies here was my stage name.
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I dont think ive ever read anything as disturbed as that, youve obviously done it Sally. Then you pretend it works. Wow. Steps back quickly.
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(01-02-2023, 12:35 AM)rothschild Wrote: This is your best idea yet, sally. Can't wait for the next one.
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(01-02-2023, 06:15 AM)BigMark Wrote: A tip for the ladies here was my stage name.
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(01-02-2023, 08:57 AM)Piglet Wrote: I dont think ive ever read anything as disturbed as that
Says the guy who wants to shove a pig's foot up Clang's ass.
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(01-02-2023, 12:07 PM)sally Wrote: (01-02-2023, 08:57 AM)Piglet Wrote: I dont think ive ever read anything as disturbed as that
Says the guy who wants to shove a pig's foot up Clang's ass.
I ate a pickled pigs feet once. It's more likely pigs feet would be coming out of my ass.
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Wait. wha!?!!!
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Right.
I'm just here for the responses.
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At least I started a thread. I forgot to mention that I'm not sure how to break the spell, that could be a problem.
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