What Irks You?

[ramseycat]

Double posters.

People who point out double posts.

::bravo::

I'm on fire!

Listen, we don't want to hear about what is going on with your ass. Keep that shit to yourself you nasty bitch.

[Duchess]

I'm irked that I can't find a pair of white jeans that don't show half my ass every time I sit down.

[Cynical Ninja]

White jeans?!

Is it 1984?

[Duchess]

WTF...Chicks don't wear white jeans in the UK ?...I see women in white jeans all the time in the summer months here.

[Cynical Ninja]

[user=29]Duchess[/user] wrote:

WTF...Chicks don't wear white jeans in the UK ?...I see women in white jeans all the time in the summer months here.

I sometimes forget how retarded the US is when it comes to fashion.
When I holidayed there I was shocked to find the "hip kids" wearing clothes that were at least 10 years behind the times.
Nobody has worn white jeans in Europe without being publically ridiculed since about 1986.

[sally]

[user=29]Duchess[/user] wrote:

WTF...Chicks don't wear white jeans in the UK ?...I see women in white jeans all the time in the summer months here.

I sometimes forget how retarded the US is when it comes to fashion.
When I holidayed there I was shocked to find the "hip kids" wearing clothes that were at least 10 years behind the times.
Nobody has worn white jeans in Europe without being publically ridiculed since about 1986.

You are ass backwards. You can spot atourist a mile away herejust by their funky ass clothes. Especially Eastern Europeans and Brits. The men still wear speedos and short shorts for fucks sake. Going totheme parks hereis like a big,butt ugly British convention.

[Middle Finger]

Nothing looks worse than a decked out British tourist and their rotten teeth.

[Cynical Ninja]

[user=93]sally[/user] wrote:

[user=29]Duchess[/user] wrote:

WTF...Chicks don't wear white jeans in the UK ?...I see women in white jeans all the time in the summer months here.

I sometimes forget how retarded the US is when it comes to fashion.
When I holidayed there I was shocked to find the "hip kids" wearing clothes that were at least 10 years behind the times.
Nobody has worn white jeans in Europe without being publically ridiculed since about 1986.

You are ass backwards. You can spot a tourist a mile away here just by their funky ass clothes. Especially Eastern Europeans and Brits. The men still wear speedos and short shorts for fucks sake. Going to theme parks here is like a big, butt ugly British convention.

Balls you stupid bitch.

In terms of music and fashion Europe is at least 5 years ahead of the states.

Here is a fancy dress outfit you can buy in the UK, its called the "American tourist" fancy dress pack.

[The Antagonist]

Because the Brits bring quality and class everywhere they go?
http://www.nowpublic.com/strange/british...debauchery

http://www.caterersearch.com/Articles/20...-list.html

[The Antagonist]

Internet slang and text speak.

I am finding more and more people are talking out freakin' loud internet slang and text speak!

This is a sign of utter laziness of the language and makes them look like complete morons. Does the same reading it on the internet too.

[Fry Guy]

We do it for the lulz.

Antagonist = Lolcow.

[SyberBitch]

Internet slang and text speak.

I am finding more and more people are talking out freakin' loud internet slang and text speak!

This is a sign of utter laziness of the language and makes them look like complete morons. Does the same reading it on the internet too.

I admit to doing it sometimes, but as with anything, I think the secret is moderation. Anything becomes bad, or at least extremely annoying, when it's used too often.

[Momster]

my family members

[sally]

People who call my buisness looking for a free estimate, and say their name and number so fast that I have to listen to the message 10 times over to make it out. Are you really in that big of a fucking hurry that you have to leave a message like a god damnedauctioneer. Fucking retarded jack asses.

[Middle Finger]

I hate that too - when people leave their phone number but said it too quickly so that the numbers are either not clear due to the medium or how they slurred them together somewhat. Don't they fucking know you are going to be writing that shit down as it is said? What annoys me is that they must have experienced it themselves, yet they do it to others. At least I make sure I say my phone number slowly and clearly, and I say it twice just in case their recording is fucked or they are trying to write it down.

[ramseycat]

People who call my buisness looking for a free estimate, and say their name and number so fast that I have to listen to the message 10 times over to make it out. Are you really in that big of a fucking hurry that you have to leave a message like a god damnedauctioneer. Fucking retarded jack asses.

Or they don't leave their area code. Or they say hey, this if Jeff. Call me about my claim. I have no idea who the fuck Jeff is or what his claim number is. My voice mail clearly says leave your claim number and phone number including the area code.

And this REALLY irks me. My voice mail will say I am not in the office that day. So many people don't fucking listen and leave a bazillion messages getting all pissed off that I have not called them back. I AM NOT FUCKING THERE TO CALL THEM BACK!!! People are stupid.

[Middle Finger]

People who call my buisness looking for a free estimate, and say their name and number so fast that I have to listen to the message 10 times over to make it out. Are you really in that big of a fucking hurry that you have to leave a message like a god damnedauctioneer. Fucking retarded jack asses.

Or they don't leave their area code. Or they say hey, this if Jeff. Call me about my claim. I have no idea who the fuck Jeff is or what his claim number is. My voice mail clearly says leave your claim number and phone number including the area code.

And this REALLY irks me. My voice mail will say I am not in the office that day. So many people don't fucking listen and leave a bazillion messages getting all pissed off that I have not called them back. I AM NOT FUCKING THERE TO CALL THEM BACK!!! People are stupid.

Shut the fuck up, Ramsey. You're extremely lucky anyone calls you at all, at work or at home. In fact, the sound of the phone ringing should get you dripping wet with excitement.

[sally]

At least I make sure I say my phone number slowly and clearly, and I say it twice just in case their recording is fucked or they are trying to write it down.

I do the same, it's really not that difficult. I come back from lunch or the gym and have 20 voice messages and only about 3 out of 20 can manage to leave a clear message. Stupidmother fuckers ::

[ramseycat]

People who call my buisness looking for a free estimate, and say their name and number so fast that I have to listen to the message 10 times over to make it out. Are you really in that big of a fucking hurry that you have to leave a message like a god damnedauctioneer. Fucking retarded jack asses.

Or they don't leave their area code. Or they say hey, this if Jeff. Call me about my claim. I have no idea who the fuck Jeff is or what his claim number is. My voice mail clearly says leave your claim number and phone number including the area code.

And this REALLY irks me. My voice mail will say I am not in the office that day. So many people don't fucking listen and leave a bazillion messages getting all pissed off that I have not called them back. I AM NOT FUCKING THERE TO CALL THEM BACK!!! People are stupid.

Shut the fuck up, Ramsey. You're extremely lucky anyone calls you at all, at work or at home. In fact, the sound of the phone ringing should get you dripping wet with excitement.

The sound of the phone gets me more wet than you ever could. You greasy gay wop.