What is the strangest thing that has ever happened to you?

[DPD Chick]

I told you I did
I live in East English Village, I'm two blocks from Grosse Pointe.
The police in the pointes have nothing to do, seriously.

[Sinister]

I told you I did
I live in East English Village, I'm two blocks from Grosse Pointe.
The police in the pointes have nothing to do, seriously.

My memory is for shit. Andyour location isright there in your profile, so I really missed the mark. Sheesh....::doh::

With the cops having nothing to do, you'd think they would have been even more apt to get on the stick with this shit!! Lazy fuckin' assholes.

[sally]

The cops just leave the patrol cars in front of the banks here to make it look like there is a cop inside.

[DPD Chick]

those bastards ha!

I think the bank has security guards now
security guards here make me laugh seriously, I don't know the point of them it's usually some extremely overweight chick or a guy who is pushing 70

[OnBendedKnee]

Say what you will, but it is most cops wet dream to catch a bank robbery in progress.

It is the FBI that investigates all of them though no matter how small the bank or branch.

[DPD Chick]

yeah I had the FBI question me forever after the second robbery, they actually asked me, 'why did you give them the money' um hey asshat, that's what you are trained to do give them the money and let them go on their way.

and the bastards thing was a total joke, my husband is a cop. I tell him all the time, 'I hate cops' :p

[AnonyMoose]

I was talking to Liz last night and this topic came up. What is the strangest thing that has ever happened to you? Good or bad or ugly.
I thought it might be an interesting topic for Mock.

Some slut named xxxx once offered to pay me $1,000 to have sex with her.

[OnBendedKnee]

[user=74]AnonyMoose[/user] wrote:

I was talking to Liz last night and this topic came up. What is the strangest thing that has ever happened to you? Good or bad or ugly.
I thought it might be an interesting topic for Mock.

Some slut named xxxxx once offered to pay me $1,000 to have sex with her.

And when you were done with your multiple, foul acts, did she leave a tip?

[AnonyMoose]

[user=74]AnonyMoose[/user] wrote:

I was talking to Liz last night and this topic came up. What is the strangest thing that has ever happened to you? Good or bad or ugly.
I thought it might be an interesting topic for Mock.

Some slut named xxxxxx once offered to pay me $1,000 to have sex with her.

And when you were done with your multiple, foul acts, did she leave a tip?

$1K is a healthy chunk of chocolate. That more than paid for the wet suit, rubbers, and silicon cement necessary to fuck that skank.

[AnonyMoose]

Did they catch the thieving motherfuckers? I fuckin' hate people who steal almost as much as I hate people who lie.

What if they steal lies?

[OnBendedKnee]

[user=74]AnonyMoose[/user] wrote:

[user=74]AnonyMoose[/user] wrote:

I was talking to Liz last night and this topic came up. What is the strangest thing that has ever happened to you? Good or bad or ugly.
I thought it might be an interesting topic for Mock.

Some slut named xxxx once offered to pay me $1,000 to have sex with her.

And when you were done with your multiple, foul acts, did she leave a tip?

$1K is a healthy chunk of chocolate. That more than paid for the wet suit, rubbers, and silicon cement necessary to fuck that skank.

Only if the same bag you used to cover her head was also used to barf in afterward.

[sally]

I was talking to Liz last night and this topic came up. What is the strangest thing that has ever happened to you? Good or bad or ugly.
I thought it might be an interesting topic for Mock.

Some slut named Lori Kozel once offered to pay me $1,000 to have sex with her.

[The Antagonist]

He never got paid.... he put a flag over her head and fucked her for the good of America.

[Maggot]

xxxxx was a nice girl till she meet moose then it seemed she blossomed and almost seemed to break out of her shell......she studied music and became quite aromic in her American legion breakout album. After changing her name to Joyce she realized she was really destined to be a man......Now using John as her legal name she can now charge 1000.00 to get laid.

[OnBendedKnee]

[user=20]The Antagonist[/user] wrote:

He never got paid.... he put a flag over her head and fucked her for the good of America.

It's going to be awhile before I can shake that visual out of my brain.::bang::

[Maggot]

[user=20]The Antagonist[/user] wrote:

He never got paid.... he put a flag over her head and fucked her for the good of America.

It's going to be awhile before I can shake that visual out of my brain.::bang::

What's that sound like? I'm thinking silverware in a pillow-case.

[OnBendedKnee]

[user=33]Maggot[/user] wrote:

[user=20]The Antagonist[/user] wrote:

He never got paid.... he put a flag over her head and fucked her for the good of America.

It's going to be awhile before I can shake that visual out of my brain.::bang::

What's that sound like? I'm thinking silverware in a pillow-case.

::laugh::

[AnonyMoose]

He never got paid.... he put a flag over her head and fucked her for the good of America.

The only way that would help America is if I fucked her to death. ::lmao::

[QueenBee]

The strangest thing that ever happened to me? Sinister unlocked the door the rest of the way and let me in here.

[Sinister]

The strangest thing that ever happened to me? Sinister unlocked the door the rest of the way and let me in here.

::lmao:snork*

Temporary insanity again. ::drugs::