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**OnBendedKnee** · 01-21-2009, 09:59 PM

I was talking to Liz last night and this topic came up. What is the strangest thing that has ever happened to you? Good or bad or ugly.
I thought it might be an interesting topic for Mock.

**Cynical Ninja** · 01-22-2009, 11:12 AM

I saw a huge, glowing orange UFO when I was ten with my parents.

**OnBendedKnee** · 01-22-2009, 11:43 AM

[user=32]Ordinary Peephole[/user] wrote:

Quote:I saw a huge, glowing orange UFO when I was ten with my parents.

Do you believe that is was a craft from outer space, or now, upon reflection, do you believe it had to be something else (like a weather balloon or what have you)?

**Middle Finger** · 01-22-2009, 11:50 AM

Ordinary Peephole Wrote:I saw a huge, glowing orange UFO when I was ten with my parents.

That was the orange juice container being thrown at you, moron.

**Cynical Ninja** · 01-22-2009, 12:34 PM

Middle Finger Wrote:
Ordinary Peephole Wrote:I saw a huge, glowing orange UFO when I was ten with my parents.

That was the orange juice container being thrown at you, moron.

Fuck off.

Like I've said before you know fuck all about me or my life greaseball.

**Cynical Ninja** · 01-22-2009, 12:38 PM

OnBendedKnee Wrote:[user=32]Ordinary Peephole[/user] wrote:

Quote:I saw a huge, glowing orange UFO when I was ten with my parents.
Do you believe that is was a craft from outer space, or now, upon reflection, do you believe it had to be something else (like a weather balloon or what have you)?

I have no idea what it was, they didn't land and say hi, the craft itself was hamburger shaped with a large domed top, it was about 40 feet across and 20 feet high, glowing dull metallic orange, it was hovering at about 50 feet off the ground then it disappeared faster than the human eye could follow into the sky.
My parents and next door neighbour also saw it, there were at least a dozen other people out on the street looking at it as well. In the local press the next day the sighting was one of the front page headlines.

**Middle Finger** · 01-22-2009, 01:03 PM

Ordinary Peephole Wrote:
Middle Finger Wrote:
Ordinary Peephole Wrote:I saw a huge, glowing orange UFO when I was ten with my parents.

That was the orange juice container being thrown at you, moron.
Fuck off.

Like I've said before you know fuck all about me or my life greaseball.

I'll give you the benefit of the doubt and say it might have been grapefruit juice ... I admit, I'm not really sure, but it was certainly something being thrown at you due to your wise-ass mouth.

**Maggot** · 01-22-2009, 01:08 PM

Middle Finger Wrote:
Ordinary Peephole Wrote:I saw a huge, glowing orange UFO when I was ten with my parents.

That was the orange juice container being thrown at you, moron.

::lmao::

01-22-2009, 01:16 PM

OnBendedKnee Wrote:What is the strangest thing that has ever happened to you?

On2 separate occasions I have been in a situation that should have killed me, but didn't. ::dunno:: Is that strange or just lucky?

**OnBendedKnee** · 01-22-2009, 01:22 PM

What doesn't kill you makes you stronger.
I'd say you were lucky (twice) in a strange way.

I had a shotgun racked and aimed at my chest, close range. The gun jammed.
I have nightmares regarding that incident every now and then. It almost made me believe in God. Almost.

**Cynical Ninja** · 01-22-2009, 01:31 PM

OnBendedKnee Wrote:What doesn't kill you makes you stronger.
I'd say you were lucky (twice) in a strange way.

I had a shotgun racked and aimed at my chest, close range. The gun jammed.
I have nightmares regarding that incident every now and then. It almost made me believe in God. Almost.

I've had a shotgun fired at me by a crazy farmer, I could actually feel the pellets whizzing past my head.

01-22-2009, 01:33 PM

When we first moved in this house during the first yearI've had things fall of the kitchen counter and I know it's not one of the animals misbehaving.

The cats do NOT jump on the counters and neither do the dogs. These things usually happen when we're watching TV at night and all the animals are right in front of us accounted for and in sight.

I was told by the lady next door that the original owner of the house died here. She love this house so much she said to her that she wanted to die in the house and that's exactly what she did.

We did a lot of renovations in the house and I think she's settled down knowing we love the house too and maybe she's happy we do? I hate living here but I love my little house. We haven't had any of this happen for 7 years now.

And no, the house is NOT off level nor is it on rollers or rockers of any sort.

Only unbreakable things went off too, mostly pots. Never anything filled with schmutz or food.

Weird.

**Cynical Ninja** · 01-22-2009, 01:40 PM

My grandparents house in Glasgow used to be a spiritualist church, I lived with them for a year when my parents were having problems. It is the creepiest place you've ever seen, I swear that whole fucking building was somehow alive.
Its been up for rent for a few years now, the few tenants its had never stay for very long.

**DPD Chick** · 01-22-2009, 02:13 PM

I was held up twice working at a bank
mmmmmm is that strange?

**Cynical Ninja** · 01-22-2009, 02:21 PM

DPD Chick Wrote:I was held up twice working at a bank
mmmmmm is that strange?

Working in a bank and being shocked about being held up at gunpoint in the US is like being a prostitute shocked about being fucked.
The armed robbery of banks is a part of your American heritage and culture.

01-22-2009, 02:31 PM

DPD Chick Wrote:I was held up twice working at a bank

Did they catch the thieving motherfuckers? I fuckin' hate people who steal almost as much as I hate people who lie.

**Middle Finger** · 01-22-2009, 02:36 PM

Ordinary Peephole Wrote:
DPD Chick Wrote:I was held up twice working at a bank
mmmmmm is that strange?

Working in a bank and being shocked about being held up at gunpoint in the US is like being a prostitute shocked about being fucked.
The armed robbery of banks is a part of your American heritage and culture.

It must be nice to speak from the moral authority you've earned living for years saturated in the crime-ridden cesspool called England.

**DPD Chick** · 01-22-2009, 02:39 PM

Sinister Wrote:
DPD Chick Wrote:I was held up twice working at a bank
Did they catch the thieving motherfuckers? I fuckin' hate people who steal almost as much as I hate people who lie.

Nope, it was in Grosse Pointe. The first time we didn't even carry dye packs, the second time I knew right away what they were gonna do and I rolled my eyes, hit the silent alarm and gave them the 1200 dollars and the dye pack. LOL, idiots I hadn't filled my drawer yet with the money I had bought from the safe, I only gave them the 1200 from the top drawer, they didn't get the 16,000 I had from the bottom drawer. Twice in six months, prior to that the bank hadn't been robbed in 25 years.

**DPD Chick** · 01-22-2009, 02:40 PM

Ordinary Peephole Wrote:
DPD Chick Wrote:I was held up twice working at a bank
mmmmmm is that strange?

Working in a bank and being shocked about being held up at gunpoint in the US is like being a prostitute shocked about being fucked.
The armed robbery of banks is a part of your American heritage and culture.

I think you watch too much tv

01-22-2009, 02:52 PM

DPD Chick Wrote:Nope, it was in Grosse Pointe.

Grosse Pointe MICHIGAN?? Tha's like, 6 miles from me, and as you know a very upscale neighborhood. You'd think 5-0 would be all over that shit.

They were probably too busy at Dunkin' Dnouts, though. ::rollseyes::

Fuck me, I didn't even notice you live in Hell, too!! ::lmao::

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