Why only "In the news?

[BlueTiki]

Here i am staring at Marks picture, blowing up a plastic glove.    

Sweet baby cheeses of Nazareth!

Blind in one eye and can't see out of the other.  

(Apologies to Tom Waits)

[Duchess]

  Do you feel like an alien because people are so  different to you?

Frequently.

[Piglet]

What a bunch of boring old farts, if i were in your company Duchess, even if i had just woken up from eight hours sleep my eyes would start to droop. Are you sure your okay?, my guess is that the effort required to type one word is too much. Having said that, to go to the well again would find it empty, you are skilled in doing the least in all ways.

And Blue still seeking something funny, aimless, powder puff.

What if i had to spend a day with clanger?, what fun. Or Mirah, she would tell me off constantly. Sally, im poking you in the chest with a finger, which changes into flicking the bird, what have you got to say about that?

If i had to spend a day with someone who would it be? It would be Clanger, theres a great deal of sport to be had there, humiliation, curses, fun making, bullying, winning at duke nukem, examining his flat which im sure has bodies, and plugholes clogged with hands and feet.

Sally would be good, by the end of the day nothing would be left standing. And Rothschild, listening to his monologues would be like being buried alive.

[Piglet]

I forgot Mark. Easy to do.

[BigMark]

That's how I got a new family, I was not missed.

[Duchess]

What a bunch of boring old farts, if i were in your company Duchess, even if i had just woken up from eight hours sleep my eyes would start to droop.  

I'm okay with you thinking I'm a boring bitch. 

[cannongal]

Oh, can I take this,  please?

[BlueTiki]

I never understood the expression "old fart".

The implication is that a "new fart" is somehow acceptable and refreshing.

Like "young whippersnapper" . . . Why the need for age specificity?

But then, it's Piggy . . . who thought Mirah's avatar was a chicken and that Mark is inflating a glove . . . instead of snorting a "line" of kitty.

I wonder if his partner ever stated she needed Piggy . . . like she needed another hole in her head?

Answered prayers . . . obviously asked in the proper fashion.

[Piglet]

Boring old farts are people who need to be stimulated, have new ideas, get off their rump. A young whippersnapper is someone on a different energy level. I dont have a new fart for you, but give me time, if you were in the room id point it in your direction, upwards, you might get more than gas.

As for Mirahs chicken if you percieve it as a chicken it is. Looking at it from below, it looks like a cat, i didnt, the head looks like a chickens head, the photos lighting is appalling.

I thank you for insulting me blue, i know its un american, one of the faults of Americans is that you never give offence, even in the face of incoming insults. Its also a strength. I hear you Mark, no one else has, can you say more?

Anne Frank once said that conflict is the best way to get to know people, she was good at that. Have you bathed in the Ganges yet blue? Clanger, when are you going to invite me over?, two player duke nukem. While your attacking me with a jet pack and pipe bombs you will lounge at me with a kitchen knife...large.

Tonight, if i have trouble sleeping ill come on here and read Duchesses posts. Snooze................

Mark, describe your upbringing, it cant have been all bad mr millionairre.

[Clang McFly]

I will never invite you over, Pigfucker. If I see you within 100 miles of my apartment, I will call the police, FBI, SWAT,CIA,NSA, and immigration.

[Duchess]

And the SPCA!  

[Clang McFly]

And the SPCA!  

[BlueTiki]

Gracious me!  Another rambling whinge-fest from Mock’s Lonely Boy . . . with accusations of insults and while attempting education, justification, and rationalization?  Oh, my!

Precious, piggy . . . I am truly at a loss, as how to respond to soothe your fragile ego and thump your narcissism.  Forgive me, darling, but I will attempt to venture forth . . . with the caveat that my words are coming strictly from a place, exclusively reserved for those who are overly emotional and feeble minded.
  
First . . .Thank you for explaining the meaning of “old farts”.  As, with confidence and speaking for all Americans, it is a phrase of which we are completely unfamiliar. I will now, personally, encourage the use that British term instead of our prevalent and ubiquitous American phrase: “aged gaseous curmudgeon”.  Old Fart is more succinct and far less pretentious.  Thanks for that!

Your use of the Anne Frank quote has me a bit puzzled, luv. I can only attribute it to your raging personal conflict and the resulting confusion of you not knowing or accepting yourself for who you truly are.  As you quoted a Jewess, it seems to fit nicely into your whole Sophie’s Choice lifestyle construct, with your repetitive Nazi-Jew sexual fantasy fetish.  Other than that, I’ve got nothing, darling.  It really was too vague and lacked a coherent segue.

Hmm . . .  speaking of segues . . . fetish or quote?  Fetish it is!
 
Let me state this in American vernacular: “ Dude . . . you totally have the hots for Clang!  Like, totally!  For reals! ”  

Darling, admit it!  Be brave!  You’re obsessed in a twisted violent, sex-kink fantasy where Clang dominates you . . . while he wears Yardley (or some other cheap) Lavender cologne.   

You’re like a stalker!  The more he rebuffs your advances the more you desire him and that feeds your lust.  While he is out having fun playing darts, you seethe silently . . . alone . . . while making sharts.  Again, in American lingo:  “ He ain’t no one’s rent boy, faggot! ”.  I do hope that didn’t sound too cruel, dearest.  But that is reality.  Sorry to be so blunt.

Speaking of reality, until such a time that the law allows cats to identify as chickens, it is not real.  Undoubtedly, you are familiar with the Zen philosopher, Basho who illustrates the concept of reality as follows:  “A flute without holes is not a flute.  A doughnut without a hole is a Danish.”  

Or perhaps the wisdom of our esteemed Australian member, Crash, who stated: “A boomerang that does not return to the thrower is a stick.”  Maybe that was Aussie?  No matter.  The reality is you fucked-up and can’t bear the thought of being wrong.  It was a peevish and infantile response to defend your bruised ego.  Predictable reality, coming from you.

Lastly, I do take umbrage with your constant disrespect to our Administrator, Duchess.  She is Mock royalty and accordingly, I willingly pledge my fealty.  

Shame on you, as a Brit, for disrespecting her royal position.  Therefore, (* imitating Piggy’s voice and style *) “I command you to bend the knee to Mock’s lily-white Meghan Markle and immediately mend your wicked and shameful ways! ”

I do hope this response satisfied your incessant need for attention.  Now, back into the “emotional room” you go to reflect on your transgressions.  Do have a bawl, sweetness!

[Piglet]

Let me start by calling for the Duchesses head, no not like that, i want the Duchess fired. What is the SCPA?, bring it on. At last Clanger, emotion, assertiveness, creation, movement. Its been like getting a spade under the Sphinx, but ive moved it.

The only reason you wont invite me over is because id beat you at Duke Nukem, and NFL, even if i was playing as Minnesota, or the browns. If fact, in the game of life, i win, you lose, the chances of you inventing cold fusion isnt high. Life, in all its glory has passed you by. Blue your insults are creative, and like before, hide a secret passion. Few if any get in your face and stay there.

If i were in the room your eyes would be on me, and in response, i would lick my lips, like a reptile imbibing an insect, and inspecting your uphostery, your booty, visualising what i would do to it.

And then whisper in your ear, " come upstairs, you will become a lake".

Phew....getting back to the Duchess, this is my jusrtification for her firing. Firstly ...oh, whatever i say i know will hurt, my conscience is kicking in. In England we call this banter, and it should be taken as such.

1, The Duchess cant be bothered, a word is enough, its not like reading Solzenitzyn, cant spell that.
2, She needs to become more extrovert, doing that she will bloom. Why not express the inner Duchess?
3 If there is one.
4She hasnt fallen into my arms.
5 Still waters run deep, in the Duchesses case it is stretching it to run too six inches.
6 In Clangers case its 1 inch, if he can get it too stand up.
7 The affair with Blue is forbidden, unless im the meat in the sandwich.
8 The Duchees will not respond to adulation, shes frozen up.
9 She has let this site fall into disrepair, and im attempting to fix it, despite her negativity.
10 I havent seen her picture, her knickers yes, if thats her, i think it isnt, she has said she has a massive hairy rump.
11 Im still on one star.

Thankyou very much.

12 Duchess is passive aggressive, her statements can be taken two, three four ways. Its therapuetic for her to let rip in my direction.........She wont. YOUR FIRED.

[BlueTiki]

What is the SCPA? 

SCPA . . ."Secular Culling of Pigs Association".

Ironically, massively funded funded by Muslim and Jewish butcher's unions.

Secular  . . . my ass!

[rothschild]

I've noticed that Tiki and Piglet seem to have an affinity for one another. Is it love? Is it hate? Does it matter?

Of course not. I think we should rejoice in the satisfaction they derive from their social intercourse.

[Duchess]

 her statements can be taken two, three four ways.  

Success!  

[BlueTiki]

I've noticed that Tiki and Piglet seem to have an affinity for one another. Is it love? Is it hate? 

Alas . . . I can only answer for myself.

I'm surprised, with you, RC.

You of all people, to suggest a scenario questioning my motive to poke a stick at someone's insufferable, juvenile, unintelligible, jingoistic and narcissistic tripe . . .  for reasons other than my own deliciously personal pleasure OR for giving a bitch-slapping to a deserved and abusive, closeted, gay Incel . . .  is . . . is . . . devastating to me!

I now understand the pain, felt by Michael Corleone, because of Fredo's words and deeds.

"Hey!  Wanna go fishing with me?"

[rothschild]

I've noticed that Tiki and Piglet seem to have an affinity for one another. Is it love? Is it hate? 

Alas . . . I can only answer for myself.

I'm surprised, with you, RC.

You of all people, to suggest a scenario questioning my motive to poke a stick at someone's insufferable, juvenile, unintelligible, jingoistic and narcissistic tripe . . .  for reasons other than my own deliciously personal pleasure OR for giving a bitch-slapping to a deserved and abusive, closeted, gay Incel . . .  is . . . is . . . devastating to me!

I now understand the pain, felt by Michael Corleone, because of Fredo's words and deeds.

"Hey!  Wanna go fishing with me?"

What's a dom without a sub? What's a sub without a dom?

I rest my case.

[BlueTiki]

Sorry, but "No".

The only dom I do is Perignon.

The sub . . . usually a Jersey Mike's.

Truth be told, I actually prefer a Bollinger or a Moet.  Dom is either 4^th or 5^th on my list.  Domestic Chandon, for any type of champagne "cocktail" or with juice.