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#1
04-28-2023, 11:52 PM
What do you think he's worth?
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04-29-2023, 02:21 AM
A used condom.
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04-29-2023, 09:12 AM
(04-29-2023, 02:21 AM)rothschild Wrote: A used condom.

With holes. You just know he's going to be responsible for some woman's unwanted baby.
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04-29-2023, 02:04 PM
Piggles longs for a high-on-the-hog, lifestyle.

I'm betting  . . . there's nothing in the piggy-bank . . . and he's in hock.

Probably why he and his fairy tales are a boar.

Gotta go . . . and get back to bacon the cornbread.
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04-29-2023, 08:03 PM
(04-29-2023, 02:04 PM)BlueTiki Wrote: Piggles longs for a high-on-the-hog, lifestyle.

I'm betting  . . . there's nothing in the piggy-bank . . . and he's in hock.

Probably why he and his fairy tales are a boar.

Gotta go . . . and get back to bacon the cornbread.

You have outdone yourself. Notworthy
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04-30-2023, 06:23 AM
More than any of you can afford, in all ways.
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04-30-2023, 09:29 AM
(04-28-2023, 11:52 PM)sally Wrote: What do you think he's worth?

Comic relief?
Target practice for an IRA sniper?
An example of the British stiff upper lip?
An example of what to avoid becoming?
A shiny new farthing?
A healthy shit?
A not-so-healthy shit?
Not a damn thing?
A whole lot less than his fertile imagination believes?
All of the above?
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04-30-2023, 11:48 AM
(04-30-2023, 06:23 AM)Piglet Wrote: More than any of you can afford, in all ways.

I can afford a piece of gum stuck to a $2 whore's shoe.
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04-30-2023, 01:59 PM
cum stuck to a $2 whore's shoe was my stage name!
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04-30-2023, 03:15 PM
(04-30-2023, 01:59 PM)BigMark Wrote: cum stuck to a $2 whore's shoe was my stage name!

hah 44
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#11
04-30-2023, 03:24 PM
A two-penny screw made in china.
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