Hi Hermit, welcome aboard

[SyberBitch]

Brits? French? Where? Ain't none of that pathetic blood in me.

With your poor grasp of the english language, what did you expect us to think?

Fuck the Brits. They don't even let their "bobbies" carry guns! Then again, our border guards are just getting their guns. Fuck, the Mexican border guards have had guns since there was such a thing as a border guard in North America! I just don't like tazers.

Because whether or not the border guards carry weapons is a true mark of the worth of that nation!! ::rollseyes::

[Sinister]

And I bet he really does work at McDonalds.... all the more reason to chuck him in the trash along with his vomitbag food.

I'd wager it's true, too, Syber. But one thing I have to consider when booting people is that they are good fodder for us old timers to sharpen our fangs on. I mean, we can beat up on each other all day, but the fact that there is a person even more stupid than the latest new meat makes me want to keep him around to keep all the snarling, howling regulars well-fed.

Yanno?

I believe I said something similar about him in another thread
However, I'm not sure there's much meat on his bones. We'll see I guess. His ranting is kind of cute in a pathetic sort of way.

I've always considered us Mockers as hyena-like. Flesh doesn't matter; we eat bones and all!! ::bigg::

[The Hermit]

Because whether or not the border guards carry weapons is a true mark of the worth of that nation!! ::rollseyes::

No, I never said that. Or did I? Pretty sure that's not what I meant. Cuz Mexico sucks, and Canada kicks ass. Besides that not all our border guards have guns yet.

[SyberBitch]

Whoa! I can edit my posts, too! Only the damn software shows when I edit, and not when you do.

Whoa! Have you ever actually been IN a forum before??

I've been reading since I was old enough to sit up and hold a book, at about six months or so. OK, so I didn't actually learn to read until I was five. Damnit. My eyes still don't lie to me, though.

At first I read that as "About six months ago"... I wasn't the least bit surprised.

Believing that your eyes don't 'lie' to you is folly. Everyone's eyes lie to them, dipwit. Ever tried those 'eye-teaser' puzzles?

[SyberBitch]

Just like you're kinda cute in a pathetic sort of way?

Damn...if I'm a lame duck, I ain't the only one around.

More like a very very lame chicken McNugget.

[SyberBitch]

And I bet he really does work at McDonalds.... all the more reason to chuck him in the trash along with his vomitbag food.

I'd wager it's true, too, Syber. But one thing I have to consider when booting people is that they are good fodder for us old timers to sharpen our fangs on. I mean, we can beat up on each other all day, but the fact that there is a person even more stupid than the latest new meat makes me want to keep him around to keep all the snarling, howling regulars well-fed.

Yanno?

I believe I said something similar about him in another thread
However, I'm not sure there's much meat on his bones. We'll see I guess. His ranting is kind of cute in a pathetic sort of way.

I've always considered us Mockers as hyena-like. Flesh doesn't matter; we eat bones and all!! ::bigg::

[Borndragon]

[user=119]The Hermit[/user] wrote:

Why the fuck would anyone drink anything with any fucking alcohol content??? It's dangerous! So many people are killed by drunk drivers! Alcohol should be outlawed again!

[The Hermit]

Believing that your eyes don't 'lie' to you is folly. Everyone's eyes lie to them, dipwit. Ever tried those 'eye-teaser' puzzles?

Yup, and I beat most of 'em.

Oh, and yeah. I've been on forums before. Mods and Administrators can edit posts without "edit" tags showing up. Bitch.

Oh, and BD, I DON'T LIE! (For the most part.)

[Sinister]

Oh, and BD, I DON'T LIE! (For the most part.)

Another comment similar to I'm sort of pregnant. ::nuts::

This dude isn't wrapped real tight, people.

[SyberBitch]

Believing that your eyes don't 'lie' to you is folly. Everyone's eyes lie to them, dipwit. Ever tried those 'eye-teaser' puzzles?

Yup, and I beat most of 'em.

Wanking while watching your granny in the bathroom through your secret peephole doesn't constitute 'beating' an eye teaser.

Oh, and yeah. I've been on forums before. Mods and Administrators can edit posts without "edit" tags showing up. Bitch.

Hey, you were the one who got all excited because you figured it out.

Oh, and BD, I DON'T LIE! (For the most part.)

The ongoing attempts at sarcasm are not as amusing as you think they are.

Edit: Here's a clue - good sarcasm is like a good seasoning, a little here, a little there can spice things up. Overdone and it's...
::bvomit::

[Borndragon]

[user=119]The Spermitt[/user] wrote:

Oh, and BD, I DON'T LIE! (For the most part.)

Well, you've come to grips with yourself being a dipshit, that's a start.

As far as the fabricated bullshit you spew through your keyboard, it's obvious you find yourself in need of attention wheresoever you might find it. You've hit the jackpot here at Mock, as the regs here are virtual noObs at the game of flame, internet subtlety and generally how to run a online advanced civilization. It's like stepping back into the fucking stoneage with these fucks, most of the regs here are truly very lame and beyond stupid.
They still spell and grammar lame, use grade school bad word lames, use stock photos to lame, use terms like "you're so boring or unoriginal", "you suck", "No Yuo" and use stupid fuckin' emoticons as a lame, create or use amateurish embodiments to represent themselves and think it's cool.

It's beyond obvious these stupid fucks think that internet flame forums were created yesterday and that they can actually compete.

Borndragon - counting the idiots.

[The Afterbirth]

[user=119]The Hermit[/user] wrote:

I could live in the US of A, where the economy is hitting the shitter, and the banks are kicking everyone out of the places they call home. Where even McDonalds is firing people or laying them off, because people are too broke to buy their dollar meals.

Or you could live in Canada...a huge nation that is so worthless the rest of the world forgets you exist until someone turns on a hockey match.

[The Afterbirth]

[user=119]The Spermitt[/user] wrote:

Oh, and BD, I DON'T LIE! (For the most part.)

Well, you've come to grips with yourself being a dipshit, that's a start.

As far as the fabricated bullshit you spew through your keyboard, it's obvious you find yourself in need of attention wheresoever you might find it. You've hit the jackpot here at Mock, as the regs here are virtual noObs at the game of flame, internet subtlety and generally how to run a online advanced civilization. It's like stepping back into the fucking stoneage with these fucks, most of the regs here are truly very lame and beyond stupid.
They still spell and grammar lame, use grade school bad word lames, use stock photos to lame, use terms like "you're so boring or unoriginal", "you suck", "No Yuo" and use stupid fuckin' emoticons as a lame, create or use amateurish embodiments to represent themselves and think it's cool.

It's beyond obvious these stupid fucks think that internet flame forums were created yesterday and that they can actually compete.

Borndragon - counting the idiots.

As opposed to you...who merely stated he was a "dipshit and a liar"... Congratu-fuckin-lations Sherlock... Nevermind the fact that everyone else has already brought that to light. Your "lames" are non-existant. All you did was categorically pick apart everyone else's posts without posting a flame of your own. Bravo! I bow before the master. ::hail::

[Borndragon]

[user=111]The Afterbirth[/user] wrote:

[user=119]The Spermitt[/user] wrote:

Oh, and BD, I DON'T LIE! (For the most part.)

Well, you've come to grips with yourself being a dipshit, that's a start.

As far as the fabricated bullshit you spew through your keyboard, it's obvious you find yourself in need of attention wheresoever you might find it. You've hit the jackpot here at Mock, as the regs here are virtual noObs at the game of flame, internet subtlety and generally how to run a online advanced civilization. It's like stepping back into the fucking stoneage with these fucks, most of the regs here are truly very lame and beyond stupid.
They still spell and grammar lame, use grade school bad word lames, use stock photos to lame, use terms like "you're so boring or unoriginal", "you suck", "No Yuo" and use stupid fuckin' emoticons as a lame, create or use amateurish embodiments to represent themselves and think it's cool.

It's beyond obvious these stupid fucks think that internet flame forums were created yesterday and that they can actually compete.

Borndragon - counting the idiots.

As opposed to you...who merely stated he was a "dipshit and a liar"... Congratu-fuckin-lations Sherlock... Nevermind the fact that everyone else has already brought that to light. Your "lames" are non-existant. All you did was categorically pick apart everyone else's posts without posting a flame of your own. Bravo! I bow before the master. ::hail::

And you continue to sit there on the sidelines and snipe like a wounded bitch.

I take it you fancy yourself 'the pimp of gimps' and Sin and Mouse are your hoes.....

Borndragon ~ I can see why you're broke.

[The Afterbirth]

[user=111]The Afterbirth[/user] wrote:

[user=119]The Spermitt[/user] wrote:

Oh, and BD, I DON'T LIE! (For the most part.)

Well, you've come to grips with yourself being a dipshit, that's a start.

As far as the fabricated bullshit you spew through your keyboard, it's obvious you find yourself in need of attention wheresoever you might find it. You've hit the jackpot here at Mock, as the regs here are virtual noObs at the game of flame, internet subtlety and generally how to run a online advanced civilization. It's like stepping back into the fucking stoneage with these fucks, most of the regs here are truly very lame and beyond stupid.
They still spell and grammar lame, use grade school bad word lames, use stock photos to lame, use terms like "you're so boring or unoriginal", "you suck", "No Yuo" and use stupid fuckin' emoticons as a lame, create or use amateurish embodiments to represent themselves and think it's cool.

It's beyond obvious these stupid fucks think that internet flame forums were created yesterday and that they can actually compete.

Borndragon - counting the idiots.

As opposed to you...who merely stated he was a "dipshit and a liar"... Congratu-fuckin-lations Sherlock... Nevermind the fact that everyone else has already brought that to light. Your "lames" are non-existant. All you did was categorically pick apart everyone else's posts without posting a flame of your own. Bravo! I bow before the master. ::hail::

And you continue to sit there on the sidelines and snipe like a wounded bitch.

I take it you fancy yourself 'the pimp of gimps' and Sin and Mouse are your hoes.....

Borndragon ~ I can see why you're broke.

Broke? Not in any fashion of the word.

I've still yet to see you in action. I hope that was not the best in your arsenal. Calling Sin and "Mouse?" hoes really cut me deep. Excuse me while I retreat to lick my wounds.

[Borndragon]

[user=111]The Afterbirth[/user] wrote:

I've still yet to see you in action.

You're right...you see me laughing at your gimp ass as you hop around while trying to stuff your size 8 tenny up your own ass.

Borndragon ~ snarf

[The Afterbirth]

Borndragon ~ snarf

You're so cute.

[Duchess]

It has been very difficult letting go of what Mock used to be & accepting what it has become.

[Cynical Ninja]

It has been very difficult letting go of what Mock used to be & accepting what it has become.

Yes, it has become the worlds worst frathouse.

::vio::

[SyberBitch]

[user=119]The Spermitt[/user] wrote:

Oh, and BD, I DON'T LIE! (For the most part.)

'Spermitt' - well, that wasn't too bad.

You've hit the jackpot here at Mock, as the regs here are virtual noObs at the game of flame, internet subtlety and generally how to run a online advanced civilization.

Werm demonstrates his mastery of net speak by using the term 'noObs', while also showing how to be so subtle in his mocking skills as to appear not to have any.

It's like stepping back into the fucking stoneage with these fucks, most of the regs here are truly very lame and beyond stupid. They still spell and grammar lame, use grade school bad word lames, use stock photos to lame, use terms like "you're so boring or unoriginal", "you suck", "No Yuo" and use stupid fuckin' emoticons as a lame, create or use amateurish embodiments to represent themselves and think it's cool.

Because hey... Werm using the word 'lame' is so much cooler and more creative than the way any of us use it.

Borndragon - happily counting himself among the idiots.