Behavior on a first date.

[Piglet]

This doesnt include you chang as youve never been on one, and wont be.   If you did, the conversation, if there is one, would be about getting the toys out, hair styles make up, and swapping dresses.

Your date, if shes normal would scarper in a moment.

Dating a man might be different though, gawd, no it wont, it will be the same, it will be about whos the man and whos the woman subconsciously.   My behaviour on a first date with a cracking bird would be about licking my own face after about 5 minutes, going cross eyed, pawing at her chest.  If we were sat at a table in a restaurant, the table would rise. 

Getting up to get a drink or whatever, i would paw the ground like a horse.

[Piglet]

p.s, how close am i to getting banned?

[Duchess]

p.s, how close am i to getting banned?

  That reminds me of the trolls back in the day who would register in Mock after making bets back in their troll holes on who could get banned the fastest. They would descend upon Mock en mass on what they called a raid. I liked many of them, I thought they were fun & hilarious and some of them ended up staying at Mock because they liked us too.

[Clang McFly]

This doesnt include you chang as youve never been on one, and wont be.   If you did, the conversation, if there is one, would be about getting the toys out, hair styles make up, and swapping dresses.

Your date, if shes normal would scarper in a moment.

Dating a man might be different though, gawd, no it wont, it will be the same, it will be about whos the man and whos the woman subconsciously.   My behaviour on a first date with a cracking bird would be about licking my own face after about 5 minutes, going cross eyed, pawing at her chest.  If we were sat at a table in a restaurant, the table would rise. 

Getting up to get a drink or whatever, i would paw the ground like a horse.

I've had a first date. I dated a woman in college for 3  months. And a crazy chick twice for a few months.

[cannongal]

This doesnt include you chang as youve never been on one, and wont be.   If you did, the conversation, if there is one, would be about getting the toys out, hair styles make up, and swapping dresses.

Your date, if shes normal would scarper in a moment.

Dating a man might be different though, gawd, no it wont, it will be the same, it will be about whos the man and whos the woman subconsciously.   My behaviour on a first date with a cracking bird would be about licking my own face after about 5 minutes, going cross eyed, pawing at her chest.  If we were sat at a table in a restaurant, the table would rise. 

Getting up to get a drink or whatever, i would paw the ground like a horse.

Are you self reflecting again?  I totally understand,   you have a chud, and feel really self conscious because of it.    Its Its only natural that you superimposed yourself on clang.  Most of us strive to be within his greatness.    I'm so sorry that you failed in that department.    Mebbe king tampon can show you the way???

[Duchess]

Most of us strive to be within his greatness.    

I love that!   

[BigMark]

That's the thing, we would all fit.

[Clang McFly]

This doesnt include you chang as youve never been on one, and wont be.   If you did, the conversation, if there is one, would be about getting the toys out, hair styles make up, and swapping dresses.

Your date, if shes normal would scarper in a moment.

Dating a man might be different though, gawd, no it wont, it will be the same, it will be about whos the man and whos the woman subconsciously.   My behaviour on a first date with a cracking bird would be about licking my own face after about 5 minutes, going cross eyed, pawing at her chest.  If we were sat at a table in a restaurant, the table would rise. 

Getting up to get a drink or whatever, i would paw the ground like a horse.

Are you self reflecting again?  I totally understand,   you have a chud, and feel really self conscious because of it.    Its Its only natural that you superimposed yourself on clang.  Most of us strive to be within his greatness.    I'm so sorry that you failed in that department.    Mebbe king tampon can show you the way???

[Piglet]

Whats a chud? I have offered to super impose my self on chang but he wont have it, even if i do all the work, he could pretend its all my fault, against his will. Derek wants a shot too. Im sure hell be a tight bugger to begin with., i mean that in a monetary way, ill expect a few drinks first, maybe a bauble.

And sweet words, like babe, big boy, softer, and shoot clint.

[cannongal]

Whats a chud?  

A typo,  it was supposed to say chode.

[Clang McFly]

Whats a chud? 

You.

https://youtu.be/lL2yQ1akHwg

[Piglet]

Me and Duch. I would do most if not all the talking. Open ended questions would result in one word answers from Duch. . My one hour window of exrtroversion would expire and my true introverted nature would take over.

I revert to panic measures, i ask Duch if she wants to pick out underwear at Selfridges, i fantasise that she replies with " i havent got any on". I tell her that on the way here i crashed a new BMW, it was for her.

As the conversation lapses into silence, i slump forward, cutting my head on a wine glass, lots of blood but not enough to wake me up. Then i rear up, and slump backwards, arms flung wide, snoring loudly.

Only kidding duch.

[Duchess]

Now Piggy, you know I don't wear panties.

I've already had a Beemer. They aren't what they are cracked up to be. The guy at the shop said BMW stands for Bring Money Withya.