Fucked up Funeral

[Sinister]

edit: well fuck me sideways... I just realized I misspelled 'necrophiliac' in the poll.

Fixed.

But did you vote???

Nope. ::hmph::

[SyberBitch]

edit: well fuck me sideways... I just realized I misspelled 'necrophiliac' in the poll.

Fixed.

But did you vote???

Nope. ::hmph::

You tease!!

[Sinister]

edit: well fuck me sideways... I just realized I misspelled 'necrophiliac' in the poll.

Fixed.

But did you vote???

Nope. ::hmph::

You tease!!

If you want my vote, I can add an option that I will vote for. Your poll, your call.

[SyberBitch]

You tease!!

If you want my vote, I can add an option that I will vote for. Your poll, your call.

please do... that way we all know what you voted ::dlaugh::

[Savage]

Hell, I wasn't THAT fond of the man myself... he used to say lewd things to me when I was 11 or 12 years old, tell me not to worry about wearing a bra because he liked to watch those 'little things' bouncing around under my shirt and shit like that.

::lmao::

After reading some of the first post, I'm confident that SyberBitch is really Syberguy.

Why men enjoy pretending to be women on the Internet is something that I'll never understand.

[Lady Cop]

i'm still thinking about funerals...even those who hate cops can't celebrate a young person being murdered by some scumbag. (i hope).

so i have been to many cop funerals. kids who died in the line of duty, just like soldiers. why are they so different? they pledged their lives to help others.

let me tell you about cop funerals for the slain...at the end the radio dispatcher calls out their number. when there is no answer, the dispatcher says # 00 "10-7" (out of service. makes me cry every time. )

we had one guy, age 21, just out of academy. he answered a FAKE 911 call on a rainy night, slammed into a tree with his cruiser. the EMTs got there and before he died he said "i am going to a better place". i watched his Mom kiss him in his coffin. my heart broke into a thousand pieces.

another one of our guys...went to serve a warrant on a child molester, shot in the heart with a deer rifle. he had 3 little children.

one time we had a funeral procession for a murdered cop. 5 miles of us in cruisers and bikes to jacksonville florida. i will never be able to thank all the people who stopped their cars at intersections, got out and saluted. i love those kind people.

[SyberBitch]

Hell, I wasn't THAT fond of the man myself... he used to say lewd things to me when I was 11 or 12 years old, tell me not to worry about wearing a bra because he liked to watch those 'little things' bouncing around under my shirt and shit like that.

::lmao::

After reading some of the first post, I'm confident that SyberBitch is really Syberguy.

Why men enjoy pretending to be women on the Internet is something that I'll never understand.

eh? ::nuts::

While I understand it must be confusing for you to encounter females with more balls than you have, I really don't understand what I've said that would cause you to draw the conclusion that I'm actually masquerading as a female.

Very poor mock attempt.

[SyberBitch]

[user=34]jackboots[/user] wrote:

at the end the radio dispatcher calls out their number. when there is no answer, the dispatcher says # 00 "10-7" (out of service. makes me cry every time.

They do something very similar at military funerals.

The only truly 'touching' (and that's a scary word in this family) moment at the above recounted funeral, was the military part of the graveside service. They did a 'roll call' where they called out the names of the guys who were standing by, then called out my grandfather's name three times... the last time was very sad and solemn. Choked me the fuck up, followed by 21 gun salute and 'taps' on a bugle.

Not cool to expose your jugular in this group though, so I left that part out. ::

[Savage]

Hell, I wasn't THAT fond of the man myself... he used to say lewd things to me when I was 11 or 12 years old, tell me not to worry about wearing a bra because he liked to watch those 'little things' bouncing around under my shirt and shit like that.

::lmao::

After reading some of the first post, I'm confident that SyberBitch is really Syberguy.

Why men enjoy pretending to be women on the Internet is something that I'll never understand.

eh? ::nuts::

While I understand it must be confusing for you to encounter females with more balls than you have, I really don't understand what I've said that would cause you to draw the conclusion that I'm actually masquerading as a female.

Very poor mock attempt.

I'm not attempting to "mock" you. I'm just pointing out the fact that you're really a man to anyone who hasn't realized it by now.

You see, there are a lot of slow people on this forum who see "chick" and automatically believe that you're really a female who just happens to enjoy sharing "her" experiences of childhood sexual abuse.

Plus, I want to spare MF the embarrassment of cybering with you prior to your "big reveal".

And yes, transsexuals and gender fakers like yourself do confuse me quite a bit.

[SyberBitch]

This is a seriously fucked up poll

Thank you

[SyberBitch]

I'm not attempting to "mock" you. I'm just pointing out the fact that you're really a man to anyone who hasn't realized it by now.

You see, there are a lot of slow people on this forum who see "chick" and automatically believe that you're really a female who just happens to enjoy sharing "her" experiences of childhood sexual abuse. Plus, I want to spare MF the embarrassment of cybering with you prior to your "big reveal".

Meh... lame attempt to try and get me to show my tits.

[Sinister]

I'm not attempting to "mock" you. I'm just pointing out the fact that you're really a man to anyone who hasn't realized it by now.

It does make one wonder how Sewage can spot this type of person.

The club he attends for hiding the fact that he's a cross-dresser must give out manuals or something.

[Lady Cop]

Not cool to expose your jugular in this group though, so I left that part out.



i'm not afraid to show my jugular. Frank and Sin have known me for years. and i don't give a rat's ass about anyone else.

i put my life on the line, so some pixels don't scare me.

anyway, i think you are quite intelligent and am glad to see you here.

[Savage]

I'm not attempting to "mock" you. I'm just pointing out the fact that you're really a man to anyone who hasn't realized it by now.

It does make one wonder how Sewage can spot this type of person.

If a man ever said anything besides "Bend over, bitch" to you, you'd know.

[Savage]

I'm not attempting to "mock" you. I'm just pointing out the fact that you're really a man to anyone who hasn't realized it by now.

You see, there are a lot of slow people on this forum who see "chick" and automatically believe that you're really a female who just happens to enjoy sharing "her" experiences of childhood sexual abuse. Plus, I want to spare MF the embarrassment of cybering with you prior to your "big reveal".

Meh... lame attempt to try and get me to show my tits.

Why would I want to see your saggy man boobs?

[SyberBitch]

Why would I want to see your saggy man boobs?

*snicker* Well, at least that caused me to smirk.

But my guess would be, that even if I were a guy, and had saggy man boobs, you would want to see them because it's better than anything else you've had the chance to see.

[Savage]

Why would I want to see your saggy man boobs?

*snicker* Well, at least that caused me to smirk.

But my guess would be, that even if I were a guy, and had saggy man boobs, you would want to see them because it's better than anything else you've had the chance to see.

Luckily, we don't have to do any guessing. You are a guy with saggy man boobs and I have no interesting in seeing them.

[SyberBitch]

::bvomit::

I dub thee... "Lavage"

look it up

[Savage]

[user=105][/user]

I dub thee... "Ass Kisser of Biker Bitch"

Give her cunt some attention, her ass is getting raw.

[Sinister]

I really think "Sewage" is more appropriate. It's a word known even to the dimmest here and prevents them from having to look up "Lavage". Just my opinion, Syber. Call him dog food, if you want to! ::lmao::