Poll: Are you a necrophiliac?
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Yes, dead things make me hard/wet
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Yes, but only if they're dead animals
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Yes, but only if I kill them myself
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Yes, the way they smell reminds me of the fragrance between my thighs
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Yes, but I've never had the guts to do anything about it
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No, I'm just boring and lame
28.57%
2 28.57%
This is a seriously fucked up poll
28.57%
2 28.57%
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Fucked up Funeral
Savage Wrote:
SyberBitch Wrote:[user=105][Image: 116.jpg][/user]
I dub thee... "Ass Kisser of Biker Bitch"

Give her cunt some attention, her ass is getting raw.
I'm sure her 'cunt' (god that word is overused) and 'ass' both get plenty of attention from that throbbing rumble-jet she rides around on. Biker women are never 'hard up'. I've been told a long ride can be more 'satisfying' than most men ever are.... on several different levels. heheh
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SyberBitch Wrote:
Savage Wrote:
SyberBitch Wrote:[user=105][Image: 116.jpg][/user]
I dub thee... "Ass Kisser of Biker Bitch"

Give her cunt some attention, her ass is getting raw.
I'm sure her 'cunt' (god that word is overused) and 'ass' both get plenty of attention from that throbbing rumble-jet she rides around on. Biker women are never 'hard up'. I've been told a long ride can be more 'satisfying' than most men ever are.... on several different levels. heheh
Heheh. Do you believe everything you're told?

I don't think biker bitch's scooter is doing much for her.


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Savage Wrote:
SyberBitch Wrote:
Savage Wrote:
Quote:Hell, I wasn't THAT fond of the man myself... he used to say lewd things to me when I was 11 or 12 years old, tell me not to worry about wearing a bra because he liked to watch those 'little things' bouncing around under my shirt and shit like that.
::lmao::

After reading some of the first post, I'm confident that SyberBitch is really Syberguy.

Why men enjoy pretending to be women on the Internet is something that I'll never understand.
eh? ::nuts::

While I understand it must be confusing for you to encounter females with more balls than you have, I really don't understand what I've said that would cause you to draw the conclusion that I'm actually masquerading as a female.

Very poor mock attempt.
I'm not attempting to "mock" you. I'm just pointing out the fact that you're really a man to anyone who hasn't realized it by now.

You see, there are a lot of slow people on this forum who see "chick" and automatically believe that you're really a female who just happens to enjoy sharing "her" experiences of childhood sexual abuse.

Plus, I want to spare MF the embarrassment of cybering with you prior to your "big reveal".

And yes, transsexuals and gender fakers like yourself do confuse me quite a bit.
She's a girl. I invited her here.... some of ya'll are denser than Duchess' ass!
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Savage, I'd pray for your salvation, but unless there is a God for Limp-Wristed, Pinkies Extended Pot-Bellied Faggatoids, it would go unanswered.

Sorry.
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OnBendedKnee Wrote:Savage, I'd pray for your salvation, but unless there is a God for Limp-Wristed, Pinkies Extended Pot-Bellied Faggatoids, it would go unanswered.

Sorry.

::lmao::
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[user=85]Momster[/user]
Quote:some of ya'll are denser than Duchess' ass!

Given that all you newbie bitches are one & the same in my mind I could be wrong about this but, isn't that your ass up there on the pages of Mock for all to see ?...The only thing you could possibly know 'bout my lovely bottom is that I have a fear of getting a big one...Now, be a good baby Mocker & keep your mouth shut about things you know nothing about.




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Momster Wrote:She's a girl. I invited her here.... some of ya'll are denser than Duchess' ass!
Fuck. The soup chickens are having a membership drive. ::blink::
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SyberBitch Wrote:My mother, who was ass-raped by him until she was old enough to leave home for the job corp where she lured in my dad.

Hell, I wasn't THAT fond of the man myself... he used to say lewd things to me when I was 11 or 12 years old, tell me not to worry about wearing a bra because he liked to watch those 'little things' bouncing around under my shirt and shit like that.
You should hook up with Sewage. He likes to prey upon damaged goods like you.
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AnonyMoose Wrote:
Momster Wrote:She's a girl. I invited her here.... some of ya'll are denser than Duchess' ass!
Fuck. The soup chickens are having a membership drive. ::blink::

::lmao::
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Middle Finger Wrote:
AnonyMoose Wrote:
Momster Wrote:She's a girl. I invited her here.... some of ya'll are denser than Duchess' ass!
Fuck. The soup chickens are having a membership drive. ::blink::

::lmao::


It's all fun and games until they get to vote and drive cars.



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AnonyMoose Wrote:
Middle Finger Wrote:
AnonyMoose Wrote:
Momster Wrote:She's a girl. I invited her here.... some of ya'll are denser than Duchess' ass!
Fuck. The soup chickens are having a membership drive. ::blink::

::lmao::


It's all fun and games until they get to vote and drive cars.


::laugh::
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ramseycat Wrote:
The Afterbirth Wrote:Nice bikes btw...Always like the Indians too..

Maybe one of these days I'll be able to get one.
TA, is that your car in your sig? Nice!
No, the one in my sig is a GT500-H, the H stands for Hertz, it is an exclusive model made for Hertz Rent-a-Car and the public can't buy it right now. I do have a '08 Shelby GT500 though...thinking about upgrading to the Super Snake package soon.

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OnBendedKnee Wrote:Savage, I'd pray for your salvation, but unless there is a God for Limp-Wristed, Pinkies Extended Pot-Bellied Faggatoids, it would go unanswered.

Sorry.
*snort*!!!

Limp-Wristed, Pinkies Extended Pot-Bellied Faggatoids - who smell of smegma
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AnonyMoose Wrote:
SyberBitch Wrote:My mother, who was ass-raped by him until she was old enough to leave home for the job corp where she lured in my dad.

Hell, I wasn't THAT fond of the man myself... he used to say lewd things to me when I was 11 or 12 years old, tell me not to worry about wearing a bra because he liked to watch those 'little things' bouncing around under my shirt and shit like that.
You should hook up with Sewage. He likes to prey upon damaged goods like you.
Lavage couldn't handle my fucked up mess. He can hardly handle his own "lil' smokey". I have to wonder whether it started out that small, or whether he just wore it down from all the pocket pool he plays.
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The Afterbirth Wrote:No, the one in my sig is a GT500-H, the H stands for Hertz, it is an exclusive model made for Hertz Rent-a-Car


Ford owns Hertz. I am by no means a Rustang fan, but it is my understanding that Ford rented out the GT350-KR with automatic transmission through Hertz so they could say they had enough units in production to race in the SCCA. I know the K is for high performance, and I think the R might be for automatic transmission. I am guessing these new GT500-H units are a play on the original history of the GT350? Again - I think Ford sucks so I don't follow the vehicle that much.
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AnonyMoose Wrote:Ford owns Hertz. I am by no means a Rustang fan, but it is my understanding that Ford rented out the GT350-KR with automatic transmission through Hertz so they could say they had enough units in production to race in the SCCA. I know the K is for high performance, and I think the R might be for automatic transmission. I am guessing these new GT500-H units are a play on the original history of the GT350? Again - I think Ford sucks so I don't follow the vehicle that much.
In 1966, shortly after Ford introduced the first generation Mustang to the market, it partnered with Shelby to build a race-tuned version of the overwhelmingly successful secretary
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Been watching Barrett-Jackson all weekend.
Sad how many automatic tranny's are in some of the lovely muscle cars on the block.

Anyone driving any muscle or sports care with an automatic transmission is a pussy driver.
I don't even know why these cars even had that option when produced!

I hate driving automatics.... they just don't have the control I like when driving.

and oh yeah, I know the whole lecture about some racing cars and bikes have automatic blah, blah, blah but I am not talking about racing.
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The Antagonist Wrote:Sad how many automatic tranny's are in some of the lovely muscle cars on the block.
I was thinking the same thing.... what's the point of putting an automatic transmission in a sports car??

I can't stand automatic transmissions either.

It sounds like these new special models, are little more than Ford Escorts with a kit car top on them.
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Geesh...are we from the same family tree? Sounds like the bunch of vultures that came out after my uncle died. Now..here was a pretty cool guy, for a little old cranky Italian man..who was murdered in his bed by some asshole.

The biggest argument was over some costume jewelry ring that belonged to my aunt that all the cousins insisted went to them.
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The Afterbirth Wrote:
ramseycat Wrote:
The Afterbirth Wrote:Nice bikes btw...Always like the Indians too..

Maybe one of these days I'll be able to get one.
TA, is that your car in your sig? Nice!
No, the one in my sig is a GT500-H, the H stands for Hertz, it is an exclusive model made for Hertz Rent-a-Car and the public can't buy it right now. I do have a '08 Shelby GT500 though...thinking about upgrading to the Super Snake package soon.

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Me likey!!! I would love a '10 Mustange, black on black. Not practicle with the kiddies though.
Devil Money Stealing Aunt Smiley_emoticons_fies
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