the 2024 trivial, boring drivel thread

[MirahM]

Come over here and build a fire.It is coooold!

[Clang McFly]

Take some mushrooms.

I plan on it.   I also plan on having a  bonfire the night before,  with some of my friends coming over and camping out.  I think I'm in the 90^th or 95^th percent totality.   Clang should be fairly close to total as well.

So you're saying I should crash your bonfire?

You wanna come over this way?  I think it's like a 7 hour car trip for you.

Sure. I could do 7 hours. I was going to do a 4-5 hour trip to Maine to get Rikishi's autograph a few weeks ago. But the day before we were going to go, they announced he would be signing at Heroes Hideout on April 21^st  at Crossgates Mall 14 minutes drive from my apartment so me and my friends are doing that instead.

[Duchess]

 I feed the wildlife because I find them entertaining. I have suet hanging in a tree outside of one of the windows and the woodpeckers LOVE it. I have one big sonofabitch who wields his beak like a fuckin' saber and will lunge at the other birds if they try to get some suet too.

[Carsman]

Can't feed the wild life around here, it can turn out to be something I would regret! 

[Duchess]

I just heard 4 gunshots. BoomBoomBoomBoom. What the hell could anyone be shooting at 4:45 in the morning? It's still dark.

[BigMark]

Clang had Taco Bell.

[Carsman]

I just heard 4 gunshots. BoomBoomBoomBoom. What the hell could anyone be shooting at 4:45 in the morning? It's still dark.

Some guy was 50 yards from his target and was a lousy shot! 

[Clang McFly]

Clang had Taco Bell.

It was Moe's. I shouldn't have gotten those jalapenos and chipotle ranch in my burrito bowels......er.....bowl.

[Duchess]

A bird just slammed into the window I'm sitting next to and scared me out of 10 years. I often hear gunshots out here and my very first thought was that a shot finally went astray.

[MirahM]

Did you go see if it was still laying there?

[Duchess]

Did you go see if it was still laying there?

I did. When I didn't see anything outside the window I went outside to make sure it was gone. It hit so hard!

[MirahM]

I hate that.
Reminds me that i think the house I live in has a window that the birds mistakenly hit-but honestly I don't know which one. So maybe I'll just put fake bird cut outs on all of them and when the people move back-they will think I'm crazy.

[Duchess]

I'm cooking cabbage in the crock pot and it smells revolting. I just know that disgusting smell is going to be stuck in my nostrils. I like cabbage!

[MirahM]

Dang, I forgot about corned beef and cabbage. I did have cabbage tho, black bean taco with cabbage something something

[BigMark]

I want to corn some beef.

[Duchess]

If you're going to be arrested for indecent exposure shouldn't you at least be seen? Seriously. 

A guy was arrested and upon his arrest he said he didn't think anyone saw him, he thought he was alone when he peed beside a bush but was seen on a security camera. 

[rothschild]

Big Brother is watching you.

[Carsman]

If you're going to be arrested for indecent exposure shouldn't you at least be seen? Seriously. 

A guy was arrested and upon his arrest he said he didn't think anyone saw him, he thought he was alone when he peed beside a bush but was seen on a security camera. 

I can't help but to remember. Many years ago I'll never forget while driving down an exit ramp
off a parkway, the cars in front of me slowed down for a minute to look at a woman out of her parked car, squatting down taking a wiz right there in front of all cars passing her by. 
She had a beer in her hand , and a smile on her face.  When you gotta go, you just gotta go, she didn't get arrested.  As it should be. 

[BigMark]

I saw that here from my office window, some chick on the back of a motorcycle. She must have REALLY needed to go!

[Duchess]

Who among us hasn't peed behind trees, cars and bushes.