GOOD LORD!

[rothschild]

The only thing missing is blowup unicorns.

Oh, there's unicorns involved,  but not blow up ones.  He decided the granddaughters need matching unicorn necklaces.   He ordered 3 of them from Amazon.   35 bucks a piece for cheap ass unicorn necklaces.   The granddaughters are 15, 18, and 22.  I can't even, with this smuck anymore.   

I have our finances listed out and budgeted to the penny and my asshole husband throws a 200 dollar balloon arch and  100 bucks worth of cheap shit from China at me.  Meh, he's lucky that I love him.

Jeff Bezos and China are happy.

[BigMark]

In fields of green, where magic is seen,
A unicorn necklace glimmers serene,
With balloon arches, a wondrous scene,
Their beauty entwines, like a dream.

The unicorn's mane, a rainbow hue,
Dances in the breeze, so fair and true,
And balloons, in shades of red and blue,
Create an arch, that's a sight anew.

With every step, the unicorn takes,
A burst of balloons, it makes,
And as it prances, the arch unfolds,
A symphony of colors, so bold.

The necklace, a symbol of grace,
Adorns the unicorn's neck, a perfect place,
And balloon arches, a whimsical sight,
Together, they create a true delight.

[Duchess]

  The granddaughters are 15, 18, and 22. 

Are they going to wear matching unicorn necklaces? They aren't 2, 5 & 8, they are young women.

[cannongal]

  The granddaughters are 15, 18, and 22. 

Are they going to wear matching unicorn necklaces? They aren't 2, 5 & 8, they are young women.

I doubt that they are going to wear them,  but I am hoping that they at least thank the dumbass, and not let him see when they throw them away. 

His thought process was a 'welcome to the family ' token gift.   The older 2 aren't our biological grands.   He picked out matching gifts for the boys,  too.  They are getting swiss army knives.

[Duchess]

 I am hoping that they at least thank the dumbass, and not let him see when they throw them away. 

I completely understand that. I wasn't belittling his choice, having only brothers I know how much differently men think as compared to women.

[rothschild]

Give them to your new neighbors after the shower, CG.

[BigMark]

There are three things I give out, fenix flashlights, pain relieving cream and this.

[Duchess]

I have a Swiss Army knife I carry in my handbag, but it has way more accessories on it than yours does.

[BigMark]

Its on my key ring, I carry a separate real knife. I use the scissors all the time.