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SyberBitch Wrote:Middle Finger Wrote:SyberSoup, I have a few questions.
1) How do you make a living?
2) Did you go to college, and if so, what was your major?
3) What are three of your favorite movies? Is this where I'm supposed to be a tight bitch and slap up some smart-assed comebacks? Or am I supposed to submit to the throbbing presence of the one titled 'Admin' and give real answers? 
Considering you are in the Initiation stage, common sense dictates that you're supposed to do what the fuck you are told and answer my questions.
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SyberBitch Wrote:Middle Finger Wrote:Sorry, but soup chicken pleas will not help this one. I feel the need to flush her out a lot more, and see what the fuck is up behind this sassy bullshit. Sassy!! I feel a blush coming on....
Watch for it right above my panty line.
Past the patch of grizzly bear rug stemming from your crotch, or under the flabby ass sack of belly fat you have a 99% chance of sporting?
[user=111]The Afterbirth[/user] wrote:Quote:I'm not here to entertain them.
Apparently, you're not here to entertain anyone... effectively anyway
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SyberBitch Wrote:Middle Finger Wrote:SyberSoup, I have a few questions.
1) How do you make a living?
2) Did you go to college, and if so, what was your major?
3) What are three of your favorite movies? Is this where I'm supposed to be a tight bitch and slap up some smart-assed comebacks? Or am I supposed to submit to the throbbing presence of the one titled 'Admin' and give real answers? Look...Its so cute. She plays the "Tough Bitch" card now and acts like she doesn't take orders after I pointed it out. We already saw you take it in the ass like a good whore when you complied with the basics in your first post.
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The Afterbirth Wrote:I've been here about a week and already contributed more than your lame-ass remarks...When do you start trying to impress the newbie with some story about how you are a world class brain surgeon, no wait, dentist, no wait, transvestite, that's the one. Wat, I thougt she was a transvestite destist who did brain surgery on the side--out of her garage?
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SyberBitch Wrote:[user=111]The Afterbirth[/user] wrote:Quote:I'm not here to entertain them.
Apparently, you're not here to entertain anyone... Bingo, I'm not here to please others. I'm here because I like watching maggots like you squirm. And sometimes the Jew is entertaining.
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[user=111]The Afterbirth[/user] wrote:Quote:And sometimes the Jew is entertaining.
::laugh::
Middle Finger Wrote:SyberBitch Wrote:Middle Finger Wrote:SyberSoup, I have a few questions.
1) How do you make a living?
2) Did you go to college, and if so, what was your major?
3) What are three of your favorite movies? Is this where I'm supposed to be a tight bitch and slap up some smart-assed comebacks? Or am I supposed to submit to the throbbing presence of the one titled 'Admin' and give real answers?
Considering you are in the Initiation stage, common sense dictates that you're supposed to do what the fuck you are told and answer my questions.
Ooooh a RIBBED strap-on! 
Well then
1) How do you make a living? - I run a computer repair service
2) Did you go to college, and if so, what was your major? - Elementary Education with a minor in Psych (should have been the other way around... turns out I don't have patients for any little shits but my own)
3) What are three of your favorite movies? The Razor's Edge, American Werewolf in London, 2 Girls 1 Finger
Ok, that last one was just for shock value. I admit it. ::dlaugh::
[user=1]Middle Finger[/user] wrote:Quote:Past the patch of grizzly bear rug stemming from your crotch, or under the flabby ass sack of belly fat you have a 99% chance of sporting?
That would be above the melons I keep tucked under my ass pockets.
And the flab mostly kind of slides to the front to cover up the bear rug.
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SyberBitch Wrote:
1) How do you make a living? - I run a computer repair service
2) Did you go to college, and if so, what was your major? - Elementary Education with a minor in Psych (should have been the other way around... turns out I don't have patients for any little shits but my own)
3) What are three of your favorite movies? The Razor's Edge, American Werewolf in London, 2 Girls 1 Finger
Ok, that last one was just for shock value. I admit it. ::dlaugh::
I'm pretty speechless right now. I know this is going to seem put-on, but it's not. I'm highly disappointed. Your first post made me think you were going to be bright and interesting, but after reading your response above, you are clearly a boring, mediocre, soupy ass bitch that can't spell "patience." Your work and education are beyond boring. Even the part that could have saved your ass was rendered pathetic and boring: what kind of moron goes into Elementary Education and THEN decides they don't have patience for kids?
Even your movies were boring. "2 Girls and 1 Finger" is perfect - it's probably a lame-ass foreign documentary on Siamese twins that hate kids and fix computers, with one bitching about the suck choice in careers. Fixing computers ... does it get any more boring than that!?
I thought QueenBee and ramseycat where mediocre soup chickens but you might take the cake. I sincerely hope you improve from this point forward.
 
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SyberBitch Wrote:[user=1]Middle Finger[/user] wrote:Quote:Past the patch of grizzly bear rug stemming from your crotch, or under the flabby ass sack of belly fat you have a 99% chance of sporting?
That would be above the melons I keep tucked under my ass pockets.
And the flab mostly kind of slides to the front to cover up the bear rug.
Great.
[user=111]The Afterbirth[/user] wrote:Quote:Look...Its so cute. She plays the "Tough Bitch" card now and acts like she doesn't take orders after I pointed it out. We already saw you take it in the ass like a good whore when you complied with the basics in your first post.
The question is, take orders from whom?
I've already seen your anal raping and I would have to bet that you whistle while you walk without ever opening your mouth.
[user=1]Middle Finger[/user] wrote:Quote:I'm pretty speechless right now. I know this is going to seem put-on, but it's not. I'm highly disappointed. Your first post made me think you were going to be bright and interesting, but after reading your response above, you are clearly a boring, mediocre, soupy ass bitch that can't spell "patience." Your work and education are beyond boring. Even the part that could have saved your ass was rendered pathetic and boring: what kind of moron goes into Elementary Education and THEN decides they don't have patience for kids?
Even your movies were boring. "2 Girls and 1 Finger" is perfect - it's probably a lame-ass foreign documentary on Siamese twins that hate kids and fix computers, with one bitching about the suck choice in careers. Fixing computers ... does it get any more boring than that!?
I thought QueenBee and ramseycat where mediocre soup chickens but you might take the cake. I sincerely hope you improve from this point forward.
Oh dear, I did misspell a word, didn't I? Well, that's what I get for drinking that damned tequila this early. I guess I'll have to do penance later.
Sorry if my career choice bores you. I'm sure your career choice of collecting tolls in a turnpike booth or some such is so much more rewarding and interesting. At least it's steady eh? Just don't forget to wear those little plastic gloves so you don't get jizz on your fingers from angry drivers.
And '2 girls 1 finger' is a disgusting flick about these two chicks playing with you, over and over. You'd really have to see it to understand. I'm scarred for life, truly.
Middle Finger Wrote:SyberBitch Wrote:[user=1]Middle Finger[/user] wrote:Quote:Past the patch of grizzly bear rug stemming from your crotch, or under the flabby ass sack of belly fat you have a 99% chance of sporting?
That would be above the melons I keep tucked under my ass pockets.
And the flab mostly kind of slides to the front to cover up the bear rug.
Great. ::lmao::
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SyberBitch Wrote:I'm sure your career choice of collecting tolls in a turnpike booth or some such is so much more rewarding and interesting.or life, truly.
I left that job years ago for an exciting and rewarding career in computer repair. My major in college was Electrical Engineering but then, like a retard, I realized that I don't have the patience to wait for shit to get built, so here I am.
Middle Finger Wrote:SyberBitch Wrote:I'm sure your career choice of collecting tolls in a turnpike booth or some such is so much more rewarding and interesting.or life, truly.
I left that job years ago for an exciting and rewarding career in computer repair. My major in college was Electrical Engineering but then, like a retard, I realized that I don't have the patience to wait for shit to get built, so here I am. So here you are... living in your mom's attic and stealing wifi from a neighbor so you don't have to pay for any bills except the Cap'n Crunch cereal and Pepsi you live on. Gives you plenty of time to sit around wanking to the rush of desperately trying to display your mocking skills on newbs.
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SyberBitch Wrote:So here you are... living in your mom's attic and stealing wifi from a neighbor so you don't have to pay for any bills except the Cap'n Crunch cereal and Pepsi you live on. Gives you plenty of time to sit around wanking to the rush of desperately trying to display your mocking skills on newbs. You told your neighbor about this place MF?
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[user=116]SyberBitch[/user] wrote:Quote:So here you are... living in your mom's attic and stealing wifi from a neighbor so you don't have to pay for any bills except the Cap'n Crunch cereal and Pepsi you live on. Gives you plenty of time to sit around wanking to the rush of desperately trying to display your mocking skills on newbs.
 Finally, someone who appreciates the sacrifices I've made to keep my computer repair business away from the kids I spent years and thousands of dollars in preparation to teach.
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The Afterbirth Wrote:SyberBitch Wrote:So here you are... living in your mom's attic and stealing wifi from a neighbor so you don't have to pay for any bills except the Cap'n Crunch cereal and Pepsi you live on. Gives you plenty of time to sit around wanking to the rush of desperately trying to display your mocking skills on newbs. You told your neighbor about this place MF?
It might have slipped out. 
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Middle Finger Wrote:The Afterbirth Wrote:SyberBitch Wrote:So here you are... living in your mom's attic and stealing wifi from a neighbor so you don't have to pay for any bills except the Cap'n Crunch cereal and Pepsi you live on. Gives you plenty of time to sit around wanking to the rush of desperately trying to display your mocking skills on newbs. You told your neighbor about this place MF?
It might have slipped out.
Okay, we can all relate to that. Sometimes the little fellow has a mind of his own.
Now, please answer the question: Have you told your neighbor about this place MF?
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