Slim Pickins

[ihatefucktards]

No those are YOUR boobs Moose. You have not had the pleasure of seeing mine.

Sort of correct. Seeing yours was NOT a pleasure. ::lmao::

Thas because you have NOT seen them. But if you show me yours I might show you mine.

Here we go polluting another noob intro thread with sissy make out sessions. JUST FUCK ALREADY.

[SyberBitch]

[user=1]Middle Finger[/user] wrote:

Finally, someone who appreciates the sacrifices I've made to keep my computer repair business away from the kids I spent years and thousands of dollars in preparation to teach.

... That really didn't make any sense.

Have you been into my tequila?

[ihatefucktards]

[user=1]Middle Finger[/user] wrote:

Finally, someone who appreciates the sacrifices I've made to keep my computer repair business away from the kids I spent years and thousands of dollars in preparation to teach.

... That really didn't make any sense.

Have you been into my tequila?

No but he has his nose up your ass.

[OnBendedKnee]

[user=116]SyberBitch[/user] wrote:

[user=1]Middle Finger[/user] wrote:

  Finally, someone who appreciates the sacrifices I've made to keep my computer repair business away from the kids I spent years and thousands of dollars in preparation to teach.

... That really didn't make any sense.

Have you been into my tequila?

I've heard you ladies refer to your V by many various and playful names, but "tequila"? That's a first.

[SyberBitch]

did she mean patience?

Psych (should have been the other way around... turns out I don't have patients for any little shits but my own)

Yes, dammit.... bravo for being the SECOND person to catch my lack of attention.

Either that, or I was having some bizarre delusional episode in which I thought piles of shit were doctors for whom I needed to find patients.

Do you want to spank me for my indiscretion?

[Momster]

I will spank you. But not for your indiscretions. Just for fun.

[SyberBitch]

I like the saggy tits suggestion above. I just hope a pretty face goes along with it.

Sorry.... no nudity in the newb forum...

[SyberBitch]

You don't have full c cup non sagging tits. No way no how. Prove it.

With my bra on Ido. ::tong2::

ROFL

::hail::

[Middle Finger]

I like the saggy tits suggestion above. I just hope a pretty face goes along with it.

I have a pretty facebut my full c cup tits don't sag. Does that mean that MF won't like me??

Some nice looking pics are about all that is left in terms of what you could do to redeem yourself (with me, anyway).

[SyberBitch]

[user=1]Middle Finger[/user] wrote:

Finally, someone who appreciates the sacrifices I've made to keep my computer repair business away from the kids I spent years and thousands of dollars in preparation to teach.

... That really didn't make any sense.

Have you been into my tequila?

No but he has his nose up your ass.

Good gawd... and I thought that was just the Ass-tro-glide I had left back there. Instead, it was pimple cheese from MF's nose. Now I have to go wipe.

[SyberBitch]

[user=116]SyberBitch[/user] wrote:

[user=1]Middle Finger[/user] wrote:

Finally, someone who appreciates the sacrifices I've made to keep my computer repair business away from the kids I spent years and thousands of dollars in preparation to teach.

... That really didn't make any sense.

Have you been into my tequila?

I've heard you ladies refer to your V by many various and playful names, but "tequila"? That's a first.

Gives new meaning to the term 'crotch shot' eh?

[ihatefucktards]

I like the saggy tits suggestion above. I just hope a pretty face goes along with it.

I have a pretty facebut my full c cup tits don't sag. Does that mean that MF won't like me??

Some nice looking pics are about all that is left in terms of what you could do to redeem yourself (with me, anyway).

Why? Where you can go hump your pillow later?

[SyberBitch]

I will spank you. But not for your indiscretions. Just for fun.

You'll have to get new equipment... that tattered old whip of yours has about had it.

[Momster]

I will spank you. But not for your indiscretions. Just for fun.

You'll have to get new equipment... that tattered old whip of yours has about had it.

True, true. ::whipped::

[ihatefucktards]

She could always use mooses saggy balls.

[Middle Finger]

[user=1]Middle Finger[/user] wrote:

Finally, someone who appreciates the sacrifices I've made to keep my computer repair business away from the kids I spent years and thousands of dollars in preparation to teach.

... That really didn't make any sense.

Have you been into my tequila?

Wow, went over your head easily. Anyway, no, I didn't touch your tequila. ::nuts::

[Middle Finger]

I like the saggy tits suggestion above. I just hope a pretty face goes along with it.

I have a pretty facebut my full c cup tits don't sag. Does that mean that MF won't like me??

Some nice looking pics are about all that is left in terms of what you could do to redeem yourself (with me, anyway).

Why? Where you can go hump your pillow later?

Don't knock it till you try it, bitch-flake.

[Middle Finger]

I will spank you. But not for your indiscretions. Just for fun.

You'll have to get new equipment... that tattered old whip of yours has about had it.

Notice we are talking to ourselves more than we are talking with you? Please don't take it as an indication of how terribly disappointing and totally fucking boring you are. ::thumbs::

[SyberBitch]

[user=7]Sinister[/user] wrote:

Show up and show me something, fucktard

Are you asking to see my saggy tits too?? Geez.

[Momster]

I will spank you. But not for your indiscretions. Just for fun.

You'll have to get new equipment... that tattered old whip of yours has about had it.

Notice we are talking to ourselves more than we are talking with you? Please don't take it as an indication of how terribly disappointing and totally fucking boring you are. ::thumbs::

You want the whip too?