How far is LMPP on her 12 steps

[AnonyMoose]

• [url=http://www.12^step.org/Step-1.html]Step 1[/url] - We admitted we were powerless over our addiction - that our lives had become unmanageable
  
• [url=http://www.12^step.org/Step-2.html]Step 2[/url] - Came to believe that a Power greater than ourselves could restore us to sanity
  
• [url=http://www.12^step.org/Step-3.html]Step 3[/url] - Made a decision to turn our will and our lives over to the care of God as we understood God
  
• [url=http://www.12^step.org/Step-4.html]Step 4[/url] - Made a searching and fearless moral inventory of ourselves
  
• [url=http://www.12^step.org/Step-5.html]Step 5[/url] - Admitted to God, to ourselves and to another human being the exact nature of our wrongs
  
• [url=http://www.12^step.org/Step-6.html]Step 6[/url] - Were entirely ready to have God remove all these defects of character
  
• [url=http://www.12^step.org/Step-7.html]Step 7[/url] - Humbly asked God to remove our shortcomings
  
• [url=http://www.12^step.org/Step-8.html]Step 8[/url] - Made a list of all persons we had harmed, and became willing to make amends to them all
  
• [url=http://www.12^step.org/Step-9.html]Step 9[/url] - Made direct amends to such people wherever possible, except when to do so would injure them or others
  
• [url=http://www.12^step.org/Step-10.html]Step 10[/url] - Continued to take personal inventory and when we were wrong promptly admitted it
  
• [url=http://www.12^step.org/Step-11.html]Step 11[/url] - Sought through prayer and meditation to improve our conscious contact with God as we understood God, praying only for knowledge of God's will for us and the power to carry that out
  
• [url=http://www.12^step.org/Step-12.html]Step 12[/url] - Having had a spiritual awakening as the result of these steps, we tried to carry this message to other addicts, and to practice these principles in all our affairs

[Liquid]

where is Step 0 - Being a Cunt

[Middle Finger]

where is Step 0 - Being a Cunt

::lmao:: You're fucking crazy ...

[Sinister]

Now....are we discussing the steps LMPPussy has taken in AA or the steps LMPPussy can take before falling on her drunken face?

[LuMPyPussy]

where is Step 0 - Being a Cunt

That's the one I voted for. ::bravo::

[LuMPyPussy]

Now....are we discussing the steps LMPPussy has taken in AA or the steps LMPPussy can take before falling on her drunken face?

Since you've got experience with the program, how do they feel about Jack Daniels on New Year's Eve? Okay? Yeah, maybe you should've stuck with your weed, it's not like you've got an addictive personality or anything. ::thumbs::

[AnonyMoose]

Now....are we discussing the steps LMPPussy has taken in AA or the steps LMPPussy can take before falling on her drunken face?

I'm sure she is circling the drain right now, actually.

[Sinister]

Since you've got experience with the program, how do they feel about Jack Daniels on New Year's Eve? Okay? Yeah, maybe you should've stuck with your weed, it's not like you've got an addictive personality or anything. ::thumbs::

How is it acceptable for you to skew the facts that are right there for anyone to see, but you judge others when they do the same fucking thing?

Or is it a willful ignorance of what I have said about not using AA? I should know who is at AA, I pick your mother up from there on Thursdays.

[AnonyMoose]

I should know who is at AA, I pick your mother up from there on Thursdays.

SPNAK. The drunken wino is OWN3D.

[sally]

This should be Poopy's prayer

God grant me the serenity to acceptthat Moose is a deranged psychopath thatI cannot change;
courage to change the things I can by shooting him in the fucking head; and wisdom to know the difference.
Living one day at a time with Moose;
Enjoying one moment at a time with Moose;
Accepting hardships as the pathway to peace with Moose;
Taking, as He did, this sinful world as it is, not as I would have it;
Trusting thatMoose will make all things right if I surrender to His Will;
That I may be reasonably happy in this life and supremely happy with Him
Forever in the next. Amen.

[AnonyMoose]

This should be Poopy's prayer

God grant me the serenity to acceptthat Moose is a deranged psychopath thatI cannot change;
courage to change the things I can by shooting him in the fucking head; and wisdom to know the difference.
Living one day at a time with Moose;
Enjoying one moment at a time with Moose;
Accepting hardships as the pathway to peace with Moose;
Taking, as He did, this sinful world as it is, not as I would have it;
Trusting thatMoose will make all things right if I surrender to His Will;
That I may be reasonably happy in this life and supremely happy with Him
Forever in the next. Amen.

She is coming to my house to shoot me in the head? SWEET! I will be ready. Do you shoot at the smell or wait to see the Book of Mormon?