USA V GB today.

[Piglet]

In the curling sometime today, you will lose, scots are playing.   Can i remind you, when god made the world and got to Italy, he started showing off.

[Clang McFly]

In the curling sometime today, you will lose, scots are playing.   Can i remind you, when god made the world and got to Italy, he started showing off.

Last I saw, even Korea was beating the USA in curling.

[Piglet]

Ha, Britain 10 USA 2, not even close. Yet another example of the mother country showing you country bumpkins whos boss, you colonials, pretending to be equals to the master race.

Im half eytie, my mother was from north of Venice, near Cividale, you must go sometime in your life, Italy is incredible.

[BigMark]

Where in Italy?

[Piglet]

Trusgne, near Clodig.

[Piglet]

Such is life, you never know what happens next. The USA came second losing to Italy. GB crashed and lost the bronze medal to Sweden. When you get up in the morning, do not think for a second that you know whats coming. Or not. Chang, the last time you came was probably a year ago staring at cabbages.

[Clang McFly]

Such is life, you never know what happens next.  The USA came second losing to Italy.  GB crashed and lost the bronze medal to Sweden.    When you get up in the morning, do not think for a second that you know whats coming.  Or not.  Chang, the last time you came was probably a year ago staring at cabbages.

Or last night, thinking of WWE's Asuka.

[Piglet]

Is Asuka male?, if so it supports my view of your gayness in another thread.

[Clang McFly]

Is Asuka male?, if so it supports my view of your gayness in another thread.

100% Asian female wrestler.

[Piglet]

Oh, but muscely?

[Clang McFly]

Oh, but muscely?

She's got muscles. So what, you English twat?

[Piglet]

If only, an english twat is what your after, probably. Im skipping through all the females i know, not one meets your requirements, that they pick their nose, masterbate in public, thrust breasts at people for a laff, fart as much as possible, and can only grunt.

There is a huge public statue of a lady pleasing herself in Belguim, you dont want to go theere, Belgium i mean. Maybe the Duchess or Mirah can give us an account of how it goes, and whats best to do.

Anyway, if a twat was presented to you, what would you do, would you know your way around?, or would you just stare? Do you know what a twat tastes like?, i do, its something you will never experience because you dont want it enough. Anyway, there is an english personality, i forget his name who is notorious for abusing women, anyway before he was arrested, hes in court at the moment, he said that ladies love having the back door serviced.

Is that the case Duchess and Mirah, oh, and Sally, Sally is sure to be one of those. Any education is appreciated. How about you Chang, do you ever slaver over a rolling pin thrust deeply?

[rothschild]

She probably has a clit bigger than Clang's wiener.

[Clang McFly]

She probably has a clit bigger than Clang's wiener.

It's a grower not a show-er. 

There's someone out there for me that appreciates the little things in life.

[Clang McFly]

If only, an english twat is what your after, probably.  Im skipping through all the females i know, not one meets your requirements, that they pick their nose, masterbate in public, thrust breasts at people for a laff, fart as much as possible, and can only grunt.

There  is a huge public  statue of a lady pleasing herself in Belguim, you dont want to go theere, Belgium i mean.  Maybe the Duchess or Mirah can give us an account of how it goes, and whats best to do. 

Anyway, if a twat was presented to you, what would you do, would you know your way around?, or would you just stare?  Do you know what a twat tastes like?, i do, its something you will never experience because you dont want it enough.    Anyway, there is an english personality, i forget his name who is notorious for abusing women, anyway before he was arrested, hes in court at the moment, he said that ladies love having the back door serviced.

Is that the case Duchess and Mirah, oh, and Sally, Sally is sure to be one of those.  Any education is appreciated.  How about you Chang, do you ever slaver over a rolling pin thrust deeply?

An intelligent woman with a sense of humor, yes that is exactly what I want. Thank you for finally understanding.

[Piglet]

Klaus my 6 foot five inch german body builder could wear a wig make up, like you, that surely would be a match made in heaven. Seriously chuck, to get a gal you must make yourself presentable, or, a short cut, enter a stable with horses and donkeys with a sack of hay, corn or whatever. Women respond to money, if Mirah knew how much i was worth and i said jump, she would ask how high?

Go night clubbing covered i bling, behave like Richard Gere in pretty woman, just pretend.

In psychology it states that to behave in a certain way, and feel as if it is true makes it happen in real life. No charge.

See how i have your best interests at heart. Thinking of Pretty woman let me know where your local supermarket is, ill put a card in there so you can buy chocolate, sweets, biscuits, coke, full fat, spangles, wine gums etc whenever you want.

[Clang McFly]

Klaus my 6 foot five inch german body builder could wear a wig make up, like you, that surely would be a match made in heaven.  Seriously chuck, to get a gal you must make yourself presentable, or, a short cut, enter a stable with horses and donkeys with a sack of hay, corn or whatever.  Women respond to money, if Mirah knew how much i was worth and i said jump, she would ask how high?

Go night clubbing covered i bling, behave like Richard Gere in pretty woman, just pretend.

In psychology it states that to behave in a certain way, and feel as if it is true makes it happen in real life.  No charge.

See how i have your best interests at heart.    Thinking of Pretty woman let me know where your local supermarket is, ill put a card in there so you can buy chocolate, sweets, biscuits, coke, full fat, spangles, wine gums etc whenever you want.

Not giving up completely, but at this stage of my life it's more likely I end up with a female cat than a female human.

Sex seems less likely these days when I have the body of an 80 year old, the mind of a 15 year old and the penis of a three year old (i swear it gets bigger, ladies!).

[Duchess]

[rothschild]

It's a grower not a show-er. 

There's someone out there for me that appreciates the little things in life.

His name is Piglet. 

[BigMark]

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