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What have you done for me lately?
#1
What I have done wilst posting today:

painted a bureau

put plastic on my barn windows

changed a diaper

made 2 rum & cokes

brushed a kids hair ( play-dough sticks)

put up a perimiter for my suspended ceiling

caught my wife masturbating

stirred the crock-pot

replaced the 4" maxiflex vent on my dryer

Smiley_emoticons_biggrin
He ain't heavy, he's my brother.
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#2
..........and tracked all your stupid I.P addresses (proxy included) with my new Christmas present.
He ain't heavy, he's my brother.
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#3
Got rid of xmas

Made some philly cheesesteaks

Left for a bit to go let my friend's dog out

Organized my stupid shit from Sam's club. *I felt the need to buy entirely too much shit yesterday*

Cleaned the fireplace fence thing *wrought iron, whatchamacallit*
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#4
Maggot Wrote:..........and tracked all your stupid I.P addresses (proxy included) with my new Christmas present.

What's my IP?

What was your wife using to masturbate with?
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#5
you should never stir your crockpot
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#6
Momster Wrote:you should never stir your crockpot
Depends on what your cooking Sis.............
He ain't heavy, he's my brother.
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#7
AnonyMoose Wrote:
Maggot Wrote:..........and tracked all your stupid I.P addresses (proxy included) with my new Christmas present.
What's my IP?

What was your wife using to masturbate with?
Your closer to Sin than she thinks on your I.P. goober.Smiley_emoticons_biggrin
He ain't heavy, he's my brother.
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#8
Maggot Wrote:
Momster Wrote:you should never stir your crockpot
Depends on what your cooking Sis.............
What's cookin, doc?
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#9
......and just fingers........long fingers.............
He ain't heavy, he's my brother.
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#10
Maggot Wrote:
AnonyMoose Wrote:
Maggot Wrote:..........and tracked all your stupid I.P addresses (proxy included) with my new Christmas present.

What's my IP?

What was your wife using to masturbate with?
Your closer to Sin than she thinks on your I.P. goober.Smiley_emoticons_biggrin

How do you know what she thinks? I'm 1,000 miles or more from her. Your new toy must not be so good.




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#11
skinny or chubby fingers?
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#12
Maggot Wrote:......and just fingers........long fingers.............

Any in her ass? Just askin......


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#13
Momster Wrote:
Maggot Wrote:
Momster Wrote:you should never stir your crockpot
Depends on what your cooking Sis.............
What's cookin, doc?Smiley_emoticons_biggrin


Smiley_emoticons_biggrin.........split peas and leftover hambone. Some carrots and celery(to me celery has no taste only texture) Potatoes, onion........and herbs from Jackboots garden.Smiley_emoticons_smile
He ain't heavy, he's my brother.
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#14
Momster Wrote:skinny or chubby fingers?
N/A
He ain't heavy, he's my brother.
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#15
Maggot. Where you from boy? Can I get some of that? My man hates country food!
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#16
Maggot Wrote:
Momster Wrote:skinny or chubby fingers?
both



:shock:::blink::
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#17
AnonyMoose Wrote:
Maggot Wrote:......and just fingers........long fingers.............
Any in her ass? Just askin......
Ask her yourself fool!
He ain't heavy, he's my brother.
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#18
Maggot Wrote:Ask her yourself fool!
Get her on here. I'll ask. I'm not shy about posing the tough questions on Mock.
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#19
AnonyMoose Wrote:
Maggot Wrote:Ask her yourself fool!
Get her on here. I'll ask. I'm not shy about posing the tough questions on Mock.
We know......thats why your........special.:cool:
He ain't heavy, he's my brother.
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#20
Maggot Wrote:
AnonyMoose Wrote:
Maggot Wrote:Ask her yourself fool!
Get her on here. I'll ask. I'm not shy about posing the tough questions on Mock.
We know......thats why your........special.:cool:
Ewe misplet speshul. ::lmao::
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