Hi.

[Sinister]

I see you list, unemployed and porn in your profile. And I must ask do those two things go " hand in hand " for you, so to speak?

They go 'dick in hand' several times a day. I'm a professional wanker and a bukakke specialist. Duchess and Sally have both PM'ed me and asked for a facial. I've agreed but only if I can stick my thumbs in their assholes whilst they blow me. Sally said yes, Duchess is too prissy for anal yet, but the bitch will concede when she sees the mess I make of Sally. They always do.

Oh great, it sounds like you will fit in just fine. Everyone here just loves a fat, smelly , toothless brit who spends his time jerking off in his section 8 apartment. I mean that in the nicest way possible, now take me out of your wet dreams you disgusting worthless piece of shit.

Not bad, Sally.

She has come up with a couple that have surprised me. If you approve, where's your vote, bitch??? ::wait::

[Zakalwe]

I just made it her role.

Let me have a hunt round for that bag of care I misplaced. Nah, can't find it so... umm... FOAD.

You have no real authority. You're just a bitch of the admin, but then that suits a prissy whiney thirteen year old into self harm, huh? Always the bitch never the master. I bet you suck dick for dollars. Nice to see you closed my other thread. I guess that's because you can't cope with being called out. Someone is *gasp* challenging your authority on an internet forum. That must be incredibly hard on someone who relies on being online to give her some power. How many siblings do you have who take it in turns to beat you or molest you? This place is your outlet, right? Your counter attack against a world you decided already hates you.

This is you:

"RAWR FUCK FUCKY FUCK FUCK RAWR"

I'd roll my eyes at you if I trusted you to roll them back. You're an attention whore, indicative of your relationship with an absent Father.



If that was tl;dr, the answer's, "I don't give a fuck".

You're actually off to a decent start, except for starting 2 threads. I closed the other one. Answer Dutch's questions and we'll go from there.

Your opinion of my start is irrelevant. Wait, lemme guess, you're the gatekeeper. I need to impress you to get into the other sections. Well, let's look at things another way. You never met anyone as awesome as me. I'm quite happy being me, lazy, broke and loving it. Your approval is neither sought nor valued. I've taken dumps more impressive than you and squashed bugs with better personalities.

Either put me through, or don't. Either way I'm way out of your league and you know it.

Happy new year, by the way. I met a girl last night reminded me of you, Sin. She was pathetic, pretentious and useless. But boy could she suck a dick!

Everyone here just loves a fat, smelly , toothless brit who spends his time jerking off

Oh Sally, I may be fat and smelly but I have all my teeth and they are good and strong; unlike the sperm that fertilised you. I get free health care from being unemployed. It's all paid for and all on joe public.

take me out of your wet dreams

Haha. My dreams are the only place you'll ever get laid, baby.

Love,

Z

[Liquid]

I would like to say to let this guy in on the post above alone. Very good stuff and not dumb one liners like the other assholes who recently tried to join. I think Zakalwe MIGHT have some potential as a regular member.

[Cynical Ninja]

I would like to say to let this guy in on the post above alone. Very good stuff and not dumb one liners like the other assholes who recently tried to join. I think Zakalwe MIGHT have some potential as a regular member.

Seconded.

If all the soup chickens were considered to be worthy of full access then this guy has to be a shoe in?

[Sinister]

I would like to say to let this guy in on the post above alone. Very good stuff and not dumb one liners like the other assholes who recently tried to join. I think Zakalwe MIGHT have some potential as a regular member.

It's creepy when I agree with Liquid.

Access coming up.