Mocking subjects and mocking tactics

[Momster]

I am MOBster on another forum. Mom Of Boys....

I'm going to change my name to LovesFuckingSoupChickens and be done with it.

fixed it for ya!

[ramseycat]

Moose, you'd fit right in on True Dad Confessions. All they bitch about is how they never get any sex or how much they cheat on their wives.

[Momster]

Moose, you'd fit right in on True Dad Confessions. All they bitch about is how they never get any sex or how much they cheat on their wives.

And how they jack off in their sleeping wife's hair. I still think that's MF.

[sally]

Moose, you'd fit right in on True Dad Confessions. All they bitch about is how they never get any sex or how much they cheat on their wives.

And they justify cheating buy saying it's because their wives refuse to swallow.

[ramseycat]

Moose, you'd fit right in on True Dad Confessions. All they bitch about is how they never get any sex or how much they cheat on their wives.

And how they jack off in their sleeping wife's hair. I still think that's MF.

ew I must have missed that one.

[AnonyMoose]

And how they jack off in their sleeping wife's hair. I still think that's MF.

OK, that's fucked up.

[AnonyMoose]

fixed it for ya!

I'd fuck Michelle Obama before I fucked a soup chicken. ::lmao::

[AnonyMoose]

And they justify cheating buy saying it's because their wives refuse to swallow.

Well, shouldn't soup chickens swallow? It's not like they do much else to add value.

[AnonyMoose]

Moose, you'd fit right in on True Dad Confessions. All they bitch about is how they never get any sex or how much they cheat on their wives.

Fuck those losers. Maybe they should lose their belly enough to even see their dicks.

[Sinister]

And they justify cheating buy saying it's because their wives refuse to swallow.

Well, shouldn't soup chickens swallow? It's not like they do much else to add value.

Fuckers are lucky to be getting head in the first place. Not everyone enjoys doing that as much as I do.

[sally]

Anyone who sucks dick should swallow atleast once in a while.

[Momster]

And they justify cheating buy saying it's because their wives refuse to swallow.

Well, shouldn't soup chickens swallow? It's not like they do much else to add value.

Fuckers are lucky to be getting head in the first place. Not everyone enjoys doing that as much as I do.

I just CANNOT swallow. Tried once. Ended in vomit.

[Sinister]

And they justify cheating buy saying it's because their wives refuse to swallow.

Well, shouldn't soup chickens swallow? It's not like they do much else to add value.

Fuckers are lucky to be getting head in the first place. Not everyone enjoys doing that as much as I do.

I just CANNOT swallow. Tried once. Ended in vomit.

In that case, you should have your husband eat fresh pineapple. Totally changes the taste of a guy's cum.

[Momster]

And they justify cheating buy saying it's because their wives refuse to swallow.

Well, shouldn't soup chickens swallow? It's not like they do much else to add value.

Fuckers are lucky to be getting head in the first place. Not everyone enjoys doing that as much as I do.

I just CANNOT swallow. Tried once. Ended in vomit.

In that case, you should have your husband eat fresh pineapple. Totally changes the taste of a guy's cum.

Its not the taste, its the texture. Reminds me of a big fat loogi.

[ramseycat]

And they justify cheating buy saying it's because their wives refuse to swallow.

Well, shouldn't soup chickens swallow? It's not like they do much else to add value.

Fuckers are lucky to be getting head in the first place. Not everyone enjoys doing that as much as I do.

I do!! I love to give head. I do swallow on special occasions but I'd rather not.

This is funny - one day the girls and I were chatting at lunch and the topic turned to blow jobs and swallowing and what our man's stuff tasted like. One of the girls said her husband's stuff tasted so much like bleach that she could do her whites in it!!! OMG I laughed my ass off! ::rolllaugh::

[sally]

I swallow just about everytime, its less of a mess. You taste it even more if you spit it out and having it shot all over my face and tits is no joy either, not for me anyway.

[ramseycat]

I will swallow if my guys comes. But usually a blow job is part of the foreplay and he finishes when we do it. I like to watch him do his thing too. Very sexy.

[Maggot]

And I was thinking over easy....Fuck that!....I'm eating a Grapefruit for breakfast.::bvomit::

[AnonyMoose]

And they justify cheating buy saying it's because their wives refuse to swallow.

Well, shouldn't soup chickens swallow? It's not like they do much else to add value.

Fuckers are lucky to be getting head in the first place. Not everyone enjoys doing that as much as I do.

I do!! I love to give head. I do swallow on special occasions but I'd rather not.

This is funny - one day the girls and I were chatting at lunch and the topic turned to blow jobs and swallowing and what our man's stuff tasted like. One of the girls said her husband's stuff tasted so much like bleach that she could do her whites in it!!! OMG I laughed my ass off! ::rolllaugh::

Does the guy chug Clorox? ::blink::

[AnonyMoose]

I swallow just about everytime, its less of a mess. You taste it even more if you spit it out and having it shot all over my face and tits is no joy either, not for me anyway.

Crazy glue the tip of his dick closed. Problem solved. *

* until he dies about a week later.