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Confucius Say:
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Virginity like
Bubble, one prick, all gone.
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Man who run in
Front of car get tired.
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Man who run behind
Car get exhausted.
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Man with hand in
Pocket feel cocky all day.
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Foolish man give
Wife grand piano, wise man give wife upright
Organ.
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Man with one
Chopstick go hungry.
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Man who scratch ass
Should not bite fingernails.
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Man who eat many
Prunes get good run for money.
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Baseball is wrong:
Man with four balls cannot walk.
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War does not
Determine who is right, war determine who is
Left.
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Wife who put
Husband in doghouse soon find him in cathouse.
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Man who fight with
Wife all day get no piece at night.
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It take many nails
To build crib, but one screw to fill it.
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Man who drive like
Hell, bound to get there.
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Man who stand on
Toilet is high on pot.
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Man who live in
Glass house should change clothes in basement.
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Man who fish in
Other man's well often catch crabs.
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Crowded elevator
Smell different to midget.
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Thank you for yet another lame-ass internet posting. I appreciate you being here and all you do for the site. I'm very thankful.
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No problem. Its my duty to provide the most lame-assed posts, just for you. I consider it a high priority to ensure you get your fill of lame.
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Thanks, sweetie.
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Momster Wrote:Confucius Say:
*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*
Virginity like
Bubble, one prick, all gone.
*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*
Man who run in
Front of car get tired.
*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*
Man who run behind
Car get exhausted.
*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*
Man with hand in
Pocket feel cocky all day.
*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*
Foolish man give
Wife grand piano, wise man give wife upright
Organ.
*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*
Man with one
Chopstick go hungry.
*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*
Man who scratch ass
Should not bite fingernails.
*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*
Man who eat many
Prunes get good run for money.
*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*
Baseball is wrong:
Man with four balls cannot walk.
*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*
War does not
Determine who is right, war determine who is
Left.
*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*
Wife who put
Husband in doghouse soon find him in cathouse.
*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*
Man who fight with
Wife all day get no piece at night.
*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*
It take many nails
To build crib, but one screw to fill it.
*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*
Man who drive like
Hell, bound to get there.
*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*
Man who stand on
Toilet is high on pot.
*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*
Man who live in
Glass house should change clothes in basement.
*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*
Man who fish in
Other man's well often catch crabs.
*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*
Crowded elevator
Smell different to midget.
You Texans should stick to what you know.
Blowing cattle, lynching black people and frying retards.
We need to punish the French, ignore the Germans and forgive the Russians - Condoleezza Rice.
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I am NOT a Texan you crumpet eating, sissy boy.
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My clitter video was a lot more entertaining then this bull shit.
