Hey

[sally]

Why dont you fucks have a recipe section in here? You assholes like to eat, dont ya?

[Duchess]

::ban::

[crash]

Does this look like marthastewart.com? FFS...aren't there enough fucking goody goody let's play housewife sites already, let's not fuck a perfectly good venting outlet by domesticationg the fuckhole out of it

[Middle Finger]

Why dont you fucks have a recipe section in here? You assholes like to eat, dont ya?

::rolllaugh:: Oh shit ... ::lmao:: I think she really believes we'd consider a fucking recipe forum ...

[LuMPyPussy]

Can we have an animal section to post cute kitty photos too?

[LuMPyPussy]

Seriously, here are a couple of forums that have recipe exchange that you might enjoy:

http://www.forumgarden.com/forums/kitchen/

http://www.euphoricarythmia.com/forumdisplay.php?f=31

[Middle Finger]

Sure, we're working on a whole family-focused section. Please hold your breath for it.

[AnonyMoose]

Why dont you fucks have a recipe section in here? You assholes like to eat, dont ya?

We like to shit too; but we don't have a toilet section. Oh wait, we do. Members only. ::lmao::

[sally]

Ok fine! I guess you ass wipes are too cool for food. I'm sure your fat asses wouldnt mind stuffing your face with my conch chowder and key lime pie though.

[AnonyMoose]

Sure, we're working on a whole family-focused section.

Great. Somewhere for you to post pictures of your silver dollars.

[QueenBee]

Hey, she wants recipes? I have one for her. Here you go:




Elephant Stew


2 Rabbits (Optional)
1 Elephant, Medium Size
Salt & Pepper to taste
Brown Gravy

Cut elephant into small bite-sized pieces. This should take about two months. Add enough brown gravy to cover. Cook over kerosene fire for about four weeks at 465 degrees.

This will serve 3800 people. If more are expected, two rabbits may be added, but do this only if necessary as some people do not like to find a hare in their stew.

[QueenBee]

Cat Poop Cookies
Author Unknown

Here, by popular request (believe it or not) is the recipe for the infamous disgusting cookies that look like cats poops (rolled in grape-nuts, which makes lovely fake kitty litter.) Last warning -- many of you may not want to read this!

There are two flavors-chocolate (dark brown), and gingerbread (light brown).

The author seldom measured carefully, so the amounts may need adjustment, especially on flavoring. The cookies are dense and not very sweet, this is necesssary so that they will keep their shape during baking. If you use white flour or sugar, they may be tastier but they won't look like poopies.

Chocolate ingredients:

• 1/2 cup honey
  
• 2/3 cup (1 and ¹⁄₃ stick) butter, margarine, or lard
  
• 1 egg
  
• 1 tsp vanilla or peppermint extract
  
• 2 cups whole wheat flour
  
• 1/3 cup cocoa powder
  
• Grape-Nuts™ cereal

Gingerbread ingredients:

• 1/4 cup honey
  
• 1/4 cup molasses
  
• 2/3 cup(1 and ¹⁄₃ stick) butter or margarine, or lard
  
• 1 egg
  
• 2 and ¹⁄₃ cups whole wheat flour
  
• spices-ginger, cinnamon, cloves to taste (maybe ¹⁄₂ tsp each)
  
• Grape-Nuts™ cereal

Mix-ins:

• Coconut = tapeworms
  
• Chocolate chips = poop chunks!
  
• Butterscotch chips = diarrhea!
  
• Peanut butter chips = diarrhea!
  
• Cooked spagetti or ramen noodles = roundworms
  
• Corn = self explanatory!
  
• Peanuts = chunks
  
• M&Ms = decoration?

To Make:
Microwave the honey till it bubbles (about 1 minute). Add the butter, (I've been told using lard makes for a more realistic texture and softer cookie) and the molasses, if any. Add the egg, mix well, then mix in all the other stuff. Add mix-ins of your choice to some or all of the batter. Chill 1 hour in the freezer or several hours in the fridge. Roll dough logs of random length and the diameter of cat poops. Roll logs in grape-nuts and bake at 350 degrees till done (about 20 minutes, but this varies so watch them.)

Serve in a disposable cat litter box on a bed of grapenuts, with a cat litter scoop. I hear you get lovely effects by decorating the box and scoop with melted chocolate or pudding. Brown sugar might work as a substitute for the new clumping litters...

Mixing brown sugar with the grapenuts "sweetens up the cookie a bit while still looking truly hideous."

This recipe worked especially well at the Hallowe'en party where the table was already decorated with plastic flies.

[LuMPyPussy]

You really need photos for that last one.

[sally]

Can we have an animal section to post cute kitty photos too?

How about a Lolcat section? I just adore those crazy cats. ::death::

[QueenBee]

You really need photos for that last one.

[AnonyMoose]

some people do not like to find a hare in their stew.

If the rabbit was seen around town; then it's a public hare. Those are worse.

[Sinister]

some people do not like to find a hare in their stew.

If the rabbit was seen around town; then it's a public hare. Those are worse.

Oh Christ....I can't fucking believe you said that. You are the king of corny.

[ramseycat]

Oh brother.....

[Middle Finger]

Sure, we're working on a whole family-focused section.

Great. Somewhere for you to post pictures of your silver dollars.

::finger:: Bullion is always cool.

[Middle Finger]

Ok fine! I guess you ass wipes are too cool for food. I'm sure your fat asses wouldnt mind stuffing your face with my conch chowder and key lime pie though.

Were you referring to me with that "conch chowder" bs? ::wait::