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First Attempt a Dismal Failure
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12-03-2008, 05:37 PM
What does it take to gain full access to these forums?

My first introduction was a miserable failure.
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12-03-2008, 05:49 PM
Why is someone like you standing outside the gates of Hell wanting to enter ?
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12-03-2008, 05:52 PM
I spent the last couple of days pretending I don't care, but I do.

I was fooling myself.

Perhaps it is nothing more than just wanting to go where I haven't been invited to do so.

I don't know.
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12-03-2008, 05:55 PM
Oh my goodness ...
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12-03-2008, 05:57 PM
Middle Finger Wrote:Oh my goodness ...
Yeah, go figure.
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12-03-2008, 06:03 PM
Have you ever had hot sex whilst leaning her against your vehicle ?
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12-03-2008, 06:06 PM
No, but the week isn't over yet.
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12-03-2008, 06:09 PM
Are you aware that law enforcement officials make people feel, shall I say, anxious, even when one has done nothing wrong ?
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12-03-2008, 06:09 PM
OnBendedKnee Wrote:No, but the week isn't over yet.

Smiley_emoticons_biggrin I liked that one, Jesus Bitch.

Holy Grail Bitch. Savior Bitch. Wussy In A Robe Bitch.
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12-03-2008, 06:12 PM
Duchess Wrote:Are you aware that law enforcement officials make people feel, shall I say, anxious, even when one has done nothing wrong ?

The guy behind the Taco Bell counter makes me anxious.

I suppose we are all broken.
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12-03-2008, 06:15 PM
Do you like body pillows, Jesus Bitch ?
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12-03-2008, 06:19 PM
Duchess Wrote:Do you like body pillows, Jesus Bitch ?

I'm not sure what that is, but I like the word, 'body' and I like the word 'pillow' so I'm going to go with an affirmative.





Is this a trick?
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12-03-2008, 06:33 PM
Coke or Pepsi ?
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12-03-2008, 06:38 PM
OnBendedKnee Wrote:What does it take to gain full access to these forums?

My first introduction was a miserable failure.
It takes not being one of the worst posters we have ever seen on this site as a newbie. It takes having some balls, a little cunt, and a little bitch in you also. It takes you dropping the bullshit religious crap and showing us your "Satan side" and not your altar boy cock sucking fake baby Jesus real self.

Stop being such a bloody just gave birth cunt stain, take off your fucking dress, ... and start posting something that is worth reading and not the pointless one line shit you have been wasting our time with so far to date.

Thanks for playing. Go back to your sandbox and molesting young boys behind the shed where your father used to ass fuck you when you where a child.
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12-03-2008, 06:39 PM
Coke, no doubt.

Pepsi's for twits and if that gets me booted from this forum I'll just have to live with it.
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12-03-2008, 06:40 PM
I concur, minus the more crude portions.
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12-03-2008, 06:41 PM
We need SOMETHING Jesus. SOMETHING.
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12-03-2008, 06:44 PM
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OnBendedKnee Wrote:What does it take to gain full access to these forums?

My first introduction was a miserable failure.
It takes not being one of the worst posters we have ever seen on this site as a newbie. It takes having some balls, a little cunt, and a little bitch in you also. It takes you dropping the bullshit religious crap and showing us your "Satan side" and not your altar boy cock sucking fake baby Jesus real self.

Stop being such a bloody just gave birth cunt stain, take off your fucking dress, ... and start posting something that is worth reading and not the pointless one line shit you have been wasting our time with so far to date.

Thanks for playing. Go back to your sandbox and molesting young boys behind the shed where your father used to ass fuck you when you where a child.

Outstanding!

Holy mackerel, that's aggressive.

You've given me much to ponder and the multiple visuals in your post give me something to think about as I rub one off.




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12-03-2008, 06:45 PM
Holy Fuck...Holy Hell...Holy Mackerel
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12-03-2008, 06:46 PM
Middle Finger Wrote:We need SOMETHING Jesus. SOMETHING.

I tried that a couple of days ago and look where that got me.

(Without the coma, did you just call me Jesus?)
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