Torture?

[DPD Chick]

You're so fucking boring is what you are.

watch it, or I'll come steal your body pillows!

[Middle Finger]

Does anyone besides co-conspirator El Mayo think this office-mommy, lactating, boring ass bitch should be let in?

[Middle Finger]

You're so fucking boring is what you are.

watch it, or I'll come steal your body pillows!

Make sure you bring a van ...

[Cynical Ninja]

Does anyone besides co-conspirator El Mayo think this office-mommy, lactating, boring ass bitch should be let in?

No.

So far I see nothing to warrant full access.......yet.

[DPD Chick]

Does anyone besides co-conspirator El Mayo think this office-mommy, lactating, boring ass bitch should be let in?

No.

So far I see nothing to warrant full access.......yet.

I can dance

[DPD Chick]

Does anyone besides co-conspirator El Mayo think this office-mommy, lactating, boring ass bitch should be let in?

I don't think I'm lactating anymore, haven't nursed a child in about 4 years

[Middle Finger]

[Cynical Ninja]

Does anyone besides co-conspirator El Mayo think this office-mommy, lactating, boring ass bitch should be let in?

I don't think I'm lactating anymore, haven't nursed a child in about 4 years

Boring, lame, tiresome, repetitive and mediocre.

::ban::

[DPD Chick]

Does anyone besides co-conspirator El Mayo think this office-mommy, lactating, boring ass bitch should be let in?

I don't think I'm lactating anymore, haven't nursed a child in about 4 years

Boring, lame, tiresome, repetitive and mediocre.

::ban::

::aww:: so sorry, I'm tiring you with a reminder that when someone says I'm lactating for the umpteenth time I say I'm not (and I'm the repetitive one?). Perhaps you jackholes weren't suckled as babies and that is why you have such the obsession with lactating?

[Middle Finger]

Does anyone besides co-conspirator El Mayo think this office-mommy, lactating, boring ass bitch should be let in?

I don't think I'm lactating anymore, haven't nursed a child in about 4 years

Boring, lame, tiresome, repetitive and mediocre.

::ban::

::aww:: so sorry, I'm tiring you with a reminder that when someone says I'm lactating for the umpteenth time I say I'm not (and I'm the repetitive one?). Perhaps you jackholes weren't suckled as babies and that is why you have such the obsession with lactating?

You aren't getting that it's because we are trying to make you interesting. Trying to move you, anything. You are one of the very lamest, most boring newbies to ever come into Mock initiation. Ever.

What the hell?

[DPD Chick]

Does anyone besides co-conspirator El Mayo think this office-mommy, lactating, boring ass bitch should be let in?

I don't think I'm lactating anymore, haven't nursed a child in about 4 years

Boring, lame, tiresome, repetitive and mediocre.

::ban::

::aww:: so sorry, I'm tiring you with a reminder that when someone says I'm lactating for the umpteenth time I say I'm not (and I'm the repetitive one?). Perhaps you jackholes weren't suckled as babies and that is why you have such the obsession with lactating?

You aren't getting that it's because we are trying to make you interesting. Trying to move you, anything. You are one of the very lamest, most boring newbies to ever come into Mock initiation. Ever.

What the hell?

Trying to move me?I don't have anything to contribute to a fucking 'you're a lactating bitch' comment because I don't give a fuck about fucking lactating bitches. I don't get uptight or defensive about a lot of shit, because I just don't care enough about most shit.

Hmmmm need some help in messing with me? I'll give you a few things, pastey white asses turn me off, men with more hair on the back than on their head are icky to me. I live in the murder capital of the world and love it. My dog got into a fight with an 'intruder' animal in our yard and killed it last night. I work for one of the big 3.

OK. Go.

[Middle Finger]

Trying to move me?

I am trying to find out if you have any reasonable value to a site like this.

I don't have anything to contribute to a fucking 'you're a lactating bitch' comment

Why do all your posts have to bank upon what you think of any particular comment anyone makes? Why do you operate like a moron, thinking you can only show you add value by waiting for what others write? Why can't you take charge, issue original material, show us you have value without waiting for us to post something special?

Hmmmm need some help in messing with me?

Again, need help ascertaining why you would have value to us.

I'll give you a few things, pastey white asses turn me off, men with more hair on the back than on their head are icky to me. I live in the murder capital of the world and love it. My dog got into a fight with an 'intruder' animal in our yard and killed it last night. I work for one of the big 3.

Why do you love being in the murder capital of the world?

[Middle Finger]

I work for one of the big 3.

Well, whatever you do, it's hard to imagine it involving a lot of leadership, initiative, having to prove yourself, or selling. I get the feeling you just show up and don't really care about your work.

[DPD Chick]

::doh::crap, I don't love it for the reason that it's the murder capitol of the world, I just love the city

I'm actually a quite diplomatic person. I don't need to call someone an asshat to get my point across, but at the same time even if my friend is being an asshat I won't refrain from telling him.

[DPD Chick]

I work for one of the big 3.

Well, whatever you do, it's hard to imagine it involving a lot of leadership, initiative, having to prove yourself, or selling. I get the feeling you just show up and don't really care about your work.

I can fake it pretty well when I want to.

[Middle Finger]

And a boring diplomat like you fits in on a site about mocking with sarcastic son of a bitches, how?

[DPD Chick]

I'm a glutton for punishment

[El Mayo]

He doesn't actually let anyone in. He leaves that to his lackeys.

And Miracle Whip tastes like bad Mayo, if you ask me.



None of which has anything to do with my user name. But that's of no consequence.

I knew a Kevin Mayo back in grade school. Maybe you made this name because you want to be the Mexicanversion ofa Black 13 year old?

No.

I explained it elsewhere... but "El Mayo" is what I hear in my head when dumbot fucktards on forums overuse the term "LMAO", when you know for a fact that they probably aren't even laughing, let alone laughing so hard their hindquarters become disconnected.

It's also Spanish. For "The Mayo".

[Middle Finger]

I'm a glutton for punishment

That works ... the front of the site does say, in part:

If you like to be attacked, mistreated, called names, cursed out, mocked, or enjoy being abused due to some mental dysfunction or scarring, or a sick sense of humor, here's a new home for you.

So, we do have to allow for the ones seeking abuse. The sucky part is, I guess we have to allow for the abuse-seekers that also happen to be so lame at dishing it out. Or "diplomatic" as you'd like to call it.

I'll transfer you now ...