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DPD Chick Wrote:Ordinary Peephole Wrote:DPD Chick Wrote:Middle Finger Wrote:DPD Chick Wrote:I think I like it already.
Just found out about this place, I'm bored at work and could use the entertainment.
I'm a 32 y/o mom of 2, married for 13 years (next week). OK go ahead.::coffee:: Say something impressive, funny, exciting ... something that moves us. Basically, bitch, start proving your value.
Welcome aboard. ::wave:: ::finger:: impressive? I'm double jointed everywhere, a pretty bendy gal
funny? two guys walk into a bar; third one ducks?
exciting? I said I was a 32 y/o mom, what could I possibly do that's exciting? went out all weekend and got drunk, leaving my husband at home with the kids that's about as exciting as it gets their may have been some lesbion action in there, but I black out when I drink so I'm not sure.
moving? Never argue with a fool. Someone watching may not be able to tell the difference Yet another lactating souse, she expects her hard working husband to stay at home on his weekends watching the kids while she goes out on the piss flashing her rotten crotch to all and sundry.
We really are attracting too many "desperate housewives " or should that be "ungrateful bitches"?
You seem a little bitter, perhaps, if you were lucky enough some lactating souse screwed you over. But my guess is you are pretty much solo (well you, your hand and some internet porn)
If you were literate, you may have noticed that I'm at work so that wouldn't put me in the 'desperate housewife' category at all. So I'll just sit back and wait for you to come up with something else; another old stereotype about girls is my what I'm banking on Sorry to disappoint you but I am in stable relationship and have been for over eight years, so your instincts are obviously poor.
Anybody can claim anything they want in their profile that don't make it so though. I am not bitter, I'm just a little bit disappointed that the current influx of newbies (you included) are of such a low quality.
We need to punish the French, ignore the Germans and forgive the Russians - Condoleezza Rice.
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Sinister Wrote:DPD Chick Wrote:Had I known you thought correcting was so 'old', weeks to be exact, I still would have said something about my error Which means what to us?
Get a better fucking avatar. The one you haveis just stupid. I like coke
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DPD Chick Wrote:Middle Finger Wrote:DPD Chick Wrote:impressive? I'm double jointed everywhere, a pretty bendy gal
funny? two guys walk into a bar; third one ducks?
exciting? I said I was a 32 y/o mom, what could I possibly do that's exciting? went out all weekend and got drunk, leaving my husband at home with the kids that's about as exciting as it gets their may have been some lesbion action in there, but I black out when I drink so I'm not sure. I'm not sure what it means, but I can feel myself starting to get upset because I feel like a victim ... Victim? And here I thought 'pillow bitch' meant you wanted me ass up with my face in the pillow, wouldn't I be the victim there?
How DARE you. I'm a pillow bitch due to my new found love affair with body pillows. I like wrapping around them and stuff. I must sleep with 6 pillows now just for me and I fucking love it. Hence, I am the pillow bitch.
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Ordinary Peephole Wrote:I am in stable relationship and have been for over eight years
Bullshit. You don't do stable.
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Ordinary Peephole Wrote:DPD Chick Wrote:Ordinary Peephole Wrote:DPD Chick Wrote:Middle Finger Wrote:DPD Chick Wrote:I think I like it already.
Just found out about this place, I'm bored at work and could use the entertainment.
I'm a 32 y/o mom of 2, married for 13 years (next week). OK go ahead.::coffee:: Say something impressive, funny, exciting ... something that moves us. Basically, bitch, start proving your value.
Welcome aboard. ::wave:: ::finger:: impressive? I'm double jointed everywhere, a pretty bendy gal
funny? two guys walk into a bar; third one ducks?
exciting? I said I was a 32 y/o mom, what could I possibly do that's exciting? went out all weekend and got drunk, leaving my husband at home with the kids that's about as exciting as it gets their may have been some lesbion action in there, but I black out when I drink so I'm not sure.
moving? Never argue with a fool. Someone watching may not be able to tell the difference Yet another lactating souse, she expects her hard working husband to stay at home on his weekends watching the kids while she goes out on the piss flashing her rotten crotch to all and sundry.
We really are attracting too many "desperate housewives " or should that be "ungrateful bitches"?
You seem a little bitter, perhaps, if you were lucky enough some lactating souse screwed you over. But my guess is you are pretty much solo (well you, your hand and some internet porn)
If you were literate, you may have noticed that I'm at work so that wouldn't put me in the 'desperate housewife' category at all. So I'll just sit back and wait for you to come up with something else; another old stereotype about girls is my what I'm banking on Sorry to disappoint you but I am in stable relationship and have been for over eight years, so your instincts are obviously poor.
Anybody can claim anything they want in their profile that don't make it so though. I am not bitter, I'm just a little bit disappointed that the current influx of newbies (you included) are of such a low quality. I might be disappointed if I cared what you thought of me, meh not so much
DPD Chick Wrote:Sinister Wrote:DPD Chick Wrote:Had I known you thought correcting was so 'old', weeks to be exact, I still would have said something about my error Which means what to us?
Get a better fucking avatar. The one you haveis just stupid. I like coke More proof of stupidity. Pepsi buries coke, and that avatar looks like a really poor caricature of a slice of bacon.
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Middle Finger Wrote:DPD Chick Wrote:Middle Finger Wrote:DPD Chick Wrote:impressive? I'm double jointed everywhere, a pretty bendy gal
funny? two guys walk into a bar; third one ducks?
exciting? I said I was a 32 y/o mom, what could I possibly do that's exciting? went out all weekend and got drunk, leaving my husband at home with the kids that's about as exciting as it gets their may have been some lesbion action in there, but I black out when I drink so I'm not sure. I'm not sure what it means, but I can feel myself starting to get upset because I feel like a victim ... Victim? And here I thought 'pillow bitch' meant you wanted me ass up with my face in the pillow, wouldn't I be the victim there? How DARE you. I'm a pillow bitch due to my new found love affair with body pillows. I like wrapping around them and stuff. I must sleep with 6 pillows now just for me and I fucking love it. Hence, I am the pillow bitch. You need to have found body pillows sooner in life, they are awesome
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Sinister Wrote:DPD Chick Wrote:Sinister Wrote:DPD Chick Wrote:Had I known you thought correcting was so 'old', weeks to be exact, I still would have said something about my error Which means what to us?
Get a better fucking avatar. The one you haveis just stupid. I like coke More proof of stupidity. Pepsi buries coke, and that avatar looks like a really poor caricature of a slice of bacon. grew up on pepsi, not sure why I changed my mind when I went to college, and oh my god I'm not going to picture anything else when I see that avatar now, thanks. Now I really have to change it
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[user=7]Sinister[/user] wrote:Quote:More proof of stupidity. Pepsi buries coke
Coke tastes better than Pepsi. I'll leave it at that.
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[user=91]DPD Chick[/user] wrote:Quote:You need to have found body pillows sooner in life, they are awesome
I hear you, Office-Mommy Bitch. :kiss::
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Coke vs Pepsi ?...COME ON, PEOPLE !!!...
Mock has become unrecognizable 
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Duchess Wrote:Coke vs Pepsi ?...COME ON, PEOPLE !!!...
Mock has become unrecognizable
Hang in there, Duchess. We'll give it to them good, you'll see. We're just warming up, absorbing the shock, formulating the best spray for the locust.
Duchess Wrote:Coke vs Pepsi ?...COME ON, PEOPLE !!!...
Mock has become unrecognizable No no, Dutch...it is an avatar that says what you want it to say versus an ill-conceived avatar that looks like a slice of bacon. ::bigg::
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Thank you so much for those comforting words, MF...You always know just the right thing to say,Darling
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Hahahaha....I love to bug the hell out of some of you Mockers with that mushy love bullshit.
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This whole thread was torture to read. The title is very accurate.
Way to go. Dpd. Way.to.go.::bang::
Middle Finger Wrote:We're busy trying to decide if we should ban you, keep you in Newbie hell forever, or put you in some sort of "special" forum. Make a forum called Milk Jug Short Bus. Put all the noobs in there. Let them bond with each other for 20 years; and then close down the site.
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OK, OK, I know I am one of the newest of the newbies here..but I have to ask. WTF is that avatar supposed to be? Forget the slice of bacon. Looks more like a used maxi pad.
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QueenBee Wrote:OK, OK, I know I am one of the newest of the newbies here..but I have to ask. WTF is that avatar supposed to be? Forget the slice of bacon. Looks more like a used maxi pad.
argh! It's a coke, damnit. Not a fucking rag and not a piece of pork
Fine; off to find a freaking avatar
QueenBee Wrote:Looks more like a used maxi pad. ::blink:: *snork* ::rotfl::::LOL::::fuckyeah::
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